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Post by LadyThrilla on Dec 26, 2006 5:16:29 GMT -5
This is about black sitcoms from the 90s like The Jamie Foxx Show, The Wayans Brothers, Steve Harvey, The Fresh prince of Bel-Air, and others funny quotes that you remember. If you know any feel free too help out it's for a project i'm doing.
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Post by DSR on Dec 26, 2006 5:53:48 GMT -5
From Fresh Prince...
Will: "Sinbad's parents supported him when he wanted to be a comedian!"
Uncle Phil: "THEY NAMED HIM SINBAD! He had two choices in life, PIRATE or COMIC!"
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 26, 2006 6:03:55 GMT -5
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Post by Big BosskMan on Dec 26, 2006 9:23:06 GMT -5
Living Color - I don't think so; Homey don't play that!
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 26, 2006 9:38:37 GMT -5
Black sitcom quotes from the 90's?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
OH NO HE DI-INT
don't GO there!
YOU GO GIRL!
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Post by vaderbomb91 on Dec 26, 2006 11:03:19 GMT -5
This probably won't help much, but anytime Will and/or Carlton got in trouble on Fresh Prince and Philip would start smiling and laughing at their excuses, you knew there were classic quotes on the way once his angry rant started. For example, after they pawned Vivian's bracelet: Phil: Is there anything else? Will: We didn't get the clasp fixed. Phil: You didn't get THE CLASP....! *starts laughing* Well, what do you two suppose I should do to you now? Will: I don't know, reward us for our honesty? *Phil laughs even louder. Then all 3 laugh* Will: Hey, it worked for the Beav! *all 3 continue laughing* Phil: DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY NAMED WARD?! NOW YOU TWO HAD BETTER GET THAT BRACELET BACK, OR THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODIES! AND I'M A JUDGE-- I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN! That's classic stuff, right there. This one is also hilarious: youtube.com/watch?v=_uUu_xy7cro (starting with Philip saying, "Well, speaking as a lawyer...") |
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Dec 26, 2006 11:19:54 GMT -5
Living Color - I don't think so; Homey don't play that! I think the thread here is about sitcoms and "In Living Color" was more of a sketch comedy show...BUT OH WELL, no biggie...since ya brought it up...same show..."MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY!!" |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 13:05:20 GMT -5
Some of my favorite Fresh Prince quotes....
Carlton: For a long time, it gave me nightmares. Having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?
Trevor (on TV proposing to Hilary): Hilary Banks!
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?!
Trevor: Will you marry me? (Trevor slams to the ground)
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing, but I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
Hilary: "Please Stand By?" Great, the president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
Uncle Phil: Let's just pray that Trevor's okay.
(returning from Trevor's funeral) It was a lovely service.
Will: Trevor didn't look so bad for a dude that had a concrete facelift.
Carlton: Fool, like that was his real head.
Jazz (to Will, referring to Tyriq): What's he doing here?
Tyriq (to Will, referring to Jazz): No, what's he doing here?
Will: Now, y'all not still mad about that watch thing.
Tyriq (to Will, referring to Jazz): He sold me a fake Rolex.
Jazz (to Will, referring to Tyriq): He paid with a fake $20.
Will (To Tyriq): Now, first of all. You should have known it was fake when you saw that the warranty was only for two hours.
(To Jazz): And you should have known the Jackson on the $20 ain't Jermaine
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Post by maxx420 on Dec 26, 2006 13:12:57 GMT -5
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 26, 2006 13:19:23 GMT -5
"Did I do that?" - Steve Urkel, FAMILY MATTERS
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 26, 2006 15:25:10 GMT -5
Phil: Shut up, Carlton
Carlton: Good call.
(don't know why that always made me chuckle)
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(After a clown tries to blow himself up in Uncle Phil's courtroom after Will declares the clown sucks.)
Clown: *Pushes button, a little flag that says *BANG* comes out)
Carlton: That's it?
Clown: *Laughs, pushes button again, flag waves a bit*
Courtroom: ...
Carlton: Wow, Will was right, you DO suck.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 26, 2006 17:19:32 GMT -5
Carlton: I am soul brothat number one!
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Post by skskillz on Dec 26, 2006 17:33:33 GMT -5
There was an episode where Will and Carlton want the house to themselves because they had 2 girls coming over, but "Aunt Helen" comes to stay with them since she had a fight with her husband. In one scene, Will tries to get Helen to stay somewhere else, and Carlton replies by saying: "Will, don't be insensitive. Aunt Helen, you're staying at the Howard Johnson's, and I'm not taking no for an answer." That always made me crack up. And no Fresh Prince thread is complete without: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cE64J0IhOw |
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