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Post by Jew4Bacon on Dec 18, 2006 18:33:16 GMT -5
Is to Prevent a Fart
Let Discuss
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Dec 18, 2006 18:36:22 GMT -5
dude, you have to go through the whole little poem Excuse me for my rudeness, It wasn't very smart. If it would have come out the other end It would have been a fart.  |
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 25, 2006 23:17:06 GMT -5
Priceless.....I vote this for greatest thread ever. In fact, have any of you actually sneezed so hard you forced out a fart (Unintentionally)?
I've heard of sneezing to cover a fart, but rarely have I ever heard of sneezing so hard you fart.
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 25, 2006 23:46:25 GMT -5
When I was 8 or 9 I farted so hard in Boston Market I crapped my pants. Had to sit backwards in the car on the ride home...
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 25, 2006 23:50:21 GMT -5
When I was 8 or 9 I farted so hard in Boston Market I crapped my pants. Had to sit backwards in the car on the ride home... I dunno aboot anyone else....but I just LOLed all over myself. I once burped, sneezed, and farted, all in the space of a second or two. How I didn't explode or implode in beyond me. Anyone ever shart? |
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 25, 2006 23:57:27 GMT -5
My friend sharted on the playground in 5th grade and refused to tell any teachers...he remained in his own butt mud through lunch and back to class. Around 2pm it was too much for him and his side of the class...and he finally left.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 25, 2006 23:59:36 GMT -5
My friend sharted on the playground in 5th grade and refused to tell any teachers...he remained in his own butt mud through lunch and back to class. Around 2pm it was too much for him and his side of the class...and he finally left. ;D ;D ;D ;D AAAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is just too funny. I've come close to sharting myself a couple of times....but managed to pinch it back at the last second. Lesson? It never pays to force a fart. EVER. |
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 26, 2006 0:20:14 GMT -5
Ha, the only lesson I learned is that I have really disgusting friends.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 26, 2006 4:19:42 GMT -5
I like to do both though.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 26, 2006 6:14:03 GMT -5
I was unwell once, and went to the bathroom... I thought I was going to burp and fart, but well... I, erm... knocked them both up a notch. Bathroom took a lot of cleaning, and it wasn't even our house.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Dec 26, 2006 11:14:04 GMT -5
I once coughed and farted simutaneously...and pretty sure I sneezed and farted at the same time.
Hell, not too long ago I burped, coughed, and gagged at the same time...that was a weird feeling.
Oh yeah...then there was a time where I was on the can...and had a coughing fit in perfect harmony with the "shock and awe" campaign that was happening to the toilet too.
This is fun.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 11:19:28 GMT -5
Because it adds gases to the Ozone.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 26, 2006 13:22:39 GMT -5
I was unwell once, and went to the bathroom... I thought I was going to burp and fart, but well... I, erm... knocked them both up a notch. Bathroom took a lot of cleaning, and it wasn't even our house. AAARGH. Bet you weren't invited back anytime soon, eh? |
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Post by maxx420 on Dec 26, 2006 13:31:51 GMT -5
My friend sharted on the playground in 5th grade and refused to tell any teachers...he remained in his own butt mud through lunch and back to class. Around 2pm it was too much for him and his side of the class...and he finally left. ;D ;D ;D ;D AAAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is just too funny. I've come close to sharting myself a couple of times....but managed to pinch it back at the last second. Lesson? It never pays to force a fart. EVER. That's the most terrifying experience in the world. You think you're about to fart... then a wee turtle head starts poking out & you have to get to the bathroom sharpish! |
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Post by Jew4Bacon on Dec 26, 2006 15:05:05 GMT -5
Im the Master of the Sneeze Fart, Ive done that in the middle of class a couple of times, and humilated myself
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Dec 26, 2006 16:08:09 GMT -5
slow day?
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not Jeff
