The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
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Post by The Line on Dec 26, 2006 18:05:16 GMT -5
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:06:26 GMT -5
I gotta tune that im gonna sing with my buddy mark here (ok) I wrote this cuz me and mark have been friends for a really really long time and uh I think what makes us such good friends is that we're complete opposite, you know what i mean (yeah) (we just like different)well that makes us such good friends too rick thank you. Yeah why is everyone doin the universal sign for BJ, so we wanted to celebrate the fact that we like different things with a little song, it goes something like this:
I like my toast buttered and i'll take my dry I dig the beatles im a stones kind of guy I have fine taste and I like things cheap I wanna stay up all night I just wanna sleep..........with your sister (What did you just say-- what? you just said soemthing--no no i wanna sleep--ready here we go--no im not ready) I love the sunshine and IIII wanna nail your sister ( no see you just said it again) I like julia roberts movies i just wanna f the s outta your sister(no this is...) hey Mark you would rule(no)...if youd say its cool(its not cool)...Id go pick her up at her junior highschool yeah your sister (that sister) yeah ( i thought you were talking about my older sister?) I wanna f your sister(no you will not F my sister), i wanna f her in the a (no I dont know what your saying) and just c all over her chin ( stop, stop using letters) well i'd stick my fist and her v (stop that, im serious) and I move it around then I move into her a hole (NO,NO) it'd be so f ' in great I'd nail her, yeah I wanna MACK your sister! NO Im serious Stop it .....what?....I wanna make one thing clear....I do not like Julia Roberts movies!! LOL
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 26, 2006 18:08:10 GMT -5
This is the one I got pork chop(chat) sandwhiches from. You may not want to listen to this with impressionable minds in the room. Change that link. You might end up getting this thread locked. you'll have to change your post with the quote in it too. If you happen to find anymore major swearing(I am sure there is), tell me without quoting it.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 26, 2006 18:10:59 GMT -5
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 26, 2006 18:11:19 GMT -5
anyone there?
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:12:06 GMT -5
I'm here, I think either my music or my pic scared everyone off
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 26, 2006 18:12:08 GMT -5
Yes.
Mourning.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2006 18:12:09 GMT -5
Yes, but I'm gonna log off. Even a fool like myself does more than talk on a computer.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:12:23 GMT -5
Hush little girl sweet baby don't cry, tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullabye, tonight Why can't it all be like it was before How can I explain why mommys not here, anymore
Because daddy likes porno and $10 whores Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus i think thats why your mommy left us mommy left us...
hush little girl, there is no reason to fret, not tonight don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget (exhales deeply) tonight soon it will all be like it was before any minute she will walk through that front door...
but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer then he wants sex that invloves mommy's rear daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss I think thats why your mommy left us
Please don't cry, i swear i'll try, to be here by your side
Right after daddy gets home from the bar visits his booky, and steals a new car he'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right, he'll bring home your new mommy tonight, li de di, li de di...
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Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 26, 2006 18:12:45 GMT -5
Yes, but I'm gonna log off. Even a fool like myself does more than talk on a computer. yeah right
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:13:01 GMT -5
Yes, but I'm gonna log off. Even a fool like myself does more than talk on a computer. yeah, he has video games to play, and he didn't even thank me for posting a non-Trannie pic for him
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Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 26, 2006 18:13:51 GMT -5
so, anybody watch the GI joe vids?
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:14:28 GMT -5
I get it, just ignore Jake, even though he gave you everything you hold dear in these threads
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Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 26, 2006 18:15:05 GMT -5
I get it, just ignore Jake, even though he gave you everything you hold dear in these threads I love you?
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:15:21 GMT -5
I flagged him down at the corner
And he picked me up at the light
I told him where I was going
And we drove off into the night
"How's it going my friend?" I asked him
Slowly he turned his head
The taxi driver looked at me
And this is what he said
He said...
*forign sounding gibberish*
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:16:15 GMT -5
I get it, just ignore Jake, even though he gave you everything you hold dear in these threads I love you? lier, you no sold my picture, that beautiful picture, and didn't even read my songs
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:16:37 GMT -5
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 26, 2006 18:16:44 GMT -5
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 26, 2006 18:17:08 GMT -5
DUDE! PERSEPHONE WAS LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME! ALL MY CHARACTERS ARE MY CHILDREN!
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2006 18:17:42 GMT -5
yeah, I don't like red X's either man
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