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Post by Indiana Miz on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:06 GMT -5
I thought they were about to announce a death and my heart dropped.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:08 GMT -5
Update your Marine 6 ad, guys.
That's WWE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION Becky Lynch.
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Post by fw91 on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:13 GMT -5
Never knew I wanted an HBK/Miz buddy cop movie until now.
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Post by Doctor No on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:30 GMT -5
okay for real tho why this gotta get bad as soon as I come in This is such a bad match lol. Such a mean girl. Great, refreshing character.
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Post by jagilki on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:37 GMT -5
Miz, HBK AND Becky in The Marine Sex?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:41 GMT -5
ITS YZMA!
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Post by Chiral on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:42 GMT -5
This is now my favorite post ever and I demand a full My Immortal by Stephanie McMahon AN: I sed stup flaming ok alexa's name is STEPHANIE nut mary su OK! BRAUN IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “BRAUN!” I shouted. “What the f*** do you think you are doing?” Braun didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. He flipped the car over. “What the f***ing hell?” I asked angrily. “Alexa?” he asked. “What?” I snapped. Braun leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore. And then…………… suddenly just as I Braun kissed me passionately. Braun climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. [REDACTED] “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” It was…………………………………………………….Baron Corbin!
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:50 GMT -5
Rousey sold that injury better than anybody on the roster has sold an injury in a decade. They need to force Charlotte to take a seminar from Ronda in selling.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:51 GMT -5
Who the hell even cares about old-assed Undertaker vs. HHH’s old tired ass? Love both of those dues, but goddamn.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 16, 2018 21:02:56 GMT -5
I mean, it's main roster Wwe. You wanna be in anything resmbling a top spot, you are either Brock Lesnar or you gotta wrestle in somewhat lengthy matches.
"Well, why not book her in shorter matches that highlight her strengths, Magic??"
I don't know, brah. I would text Vince but we had a fight last week and I called him a butt. I gotta wait another week or so before he loves me again.
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Post by tenshi on Sept 16, 2018 21:03:12 GMT -5
I want to think that Triple H vs Undertaker is happening because Triple H wants to show that he can still be a top wrestler... despite the company being top heavy at the moment.
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Sept 16, 2018 21:03:20 GMT -5
Can we not put Ronda in long matches for at least 1000 years? Just have her f*** shit up, it's that simple I didn't mind it against Nia even Charlotte I could buy or another bigger opponent, but it doesn't work with Bliss
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Sept 16, 2018 21:03:26 GMT -5
I mean, I get the intent, you can’t have Ronda beat all her opponents in two minutes every match. You have to know how to sell and tell a story with your opponent for longer matches.
I just don’t think mediocre but hot blonde 5 foot tall wrestler Alexa Bliss is the right person to help her.
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Post by brown bricks on Sept 16, 2018 21:03:29 GMT -5
I wish Ronda wasn’t a shitty person Legit curious about her, haven’t read up on her much. Any details? Thinks Sandy Hook was a hoax.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2018 21:03:30 GMT -5
Paige vs. Joe is gonna rock.
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Post by Talent Name on Sept 16, 2018 21:03:35 GMT -5
Digging holes and taking souls sounds like a movie that would on air on Cinemax
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2018 21:03:37 GMT -5
I thought they were about to announce a death and my heart dropped. RIP Jeff Hardy’s sphincter, we hardly knew ye.
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Post by lmagicdancer1 on Sept 16, 2018 21:03:42 GMT -5
This is legitimately unbelievable to me. Even for wrestling. Yeah it's very tough for me to buy that a universe exists where Ronda can't drop Alexa in seconds flat. Why is it hard? Alexa cheap shot her in the ribs. Shes hurt. Hurt ribs make it difficult to breath and move. Alexa went after rhondas ribs like they were covered in bbq sauce. You cant breath, you cant fight. Of course she just won but that was adrenaline.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2018 21:04:16 GMT -5
Joe's a loser, lemme break this down.
Samoa Joe lost 2 Universal Title matches after getting a chance. Didn't become champion. Samoa Joe lost 3 IC Title matches after getting a chance. Didn't become champion,. Samoa Joe lost 2 WWE Title matches and will soon lose a third after getting a chance. He won't become champion.
This dude can't get it done in every single title match he's getting.
Why should I care what Joe does when he's constantly losing?
Dude's a loser. Those are facts.
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Post by Chiral on Sept 16, 2018 21:04:21 GMT -5
TAKIN SOULS AND DIGGING HOLES
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