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Post by Viking Hall on Aug 26, 2018 17:26:46 GMT -5
Don’t know if it’s triplemania but there’s a mixed tag team match with very large woman and no selling with lots of botches. Yep, you're in. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:27:23 GMT -5
There are three vanilla midgets no selling shit and the big lady just dove on the outside. I also forgot how amateur the six sided ring looks.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:29:04 GMT -5
Don’t know if it’s triplemania but there’s a mixed tag team match with very large woman and no selling with lots of botches. Yep, you're in. Oh my f***ing god. This is an outlaw piece of shit mudshow but instead of a high school gym this is in front of more than ten thousand people. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:30:18 GMT -5
Next match is a sixth man tag with exóticos and what looks to be gay La Parka.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Aug 26, 2018 17:31:28 GMT -5
Next match is a sixth man tag with exóticos and what looks to be gay La Parka. That's La Parka's son, actually. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:31:30 GMT -5
Now Perros del Mal are gangbanging Mantaur.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:32:36 GMT -5
Next match is a sixth man tag with exóticos and what looks to be gay La Parka. That's La Parka's son, actually. Well an exótico almost tongue kissed Parka Jr. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:32:59 GMT -5
Why is Parka Jr friends with Mantaur?
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Aug 26, 2018 17:34:06 GMT -5
That's La Parka's son, actually. Well an exótico almost tongue kissed Parka Jr. Meh, un beso es un beso. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:34:31 GMT -5
Hijo del Mantaur is my new favorite wrestler. Parka Jr just turned this into a bondage match
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:35:23 GMT -5
Is it me or Parka Jr is sloppy and doesn’t care about his opponents?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:36:59 GMT -5
Parka Jr just stole a hat from the crowd just because
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:42:15 GMT -5
Teddy Hart was accused by two women of raping them and now Vampiro compares him to Misawa.
Jack Evans also took a shit on Juventud Guerrera’s bag once, glad they made up.
I expect zero selling on this match
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:44:43 GMT -5
If you want to check Lucha Libre check out CMLL
If you want to check out the Mexican non union equivalent of loltna then AAA is for you.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:46:35 GMT -5
OGT’s are basically everyone’s alcoholic uncles at a family reunion.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:51:30 GMT -5
Teddy Hart is the only one actually selling the moves lol
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Post by chazraps on Aug 26, 2018 17:54:40 GMT -5
There are three vanilla midgets no selling shit and the big lady just dove on the outside. I also forgot how amateur the six sided ring looks. Please stop using the m-slur and it's not no selling, it's lucha. Even Cornette concedes that it's a different style with a different psychology. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 17:56:49 GMT -5
There are three vanilla midgets no selling shit and the big lady just dove on the outside. I also forgot how amateur the six sided ring looks. Please stop using the m-slur and it's not no selling, it's lucha. Even Cornette concedes that it's a different style with a different psychology. Nah it’s not lucha it’s fn sloppiness. You do a f***ing double moonsault to the outside or take a diving ddt, you can’t get up ten seconds later like nothing happened. So far I haven’t seen lucha, all I’ve seen are car crashes. |
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Post by chazraps on Aug 26, 2018 18:01:23 GMT -5
Please stop using the m-slur and it's not no selling, it's lucha. Even Cornette concedes that it's a different style with a different psychology. Nah it’s not lucha it’s fn sloppiness. You do a f***ing double moonsault to the outside or take a diving ddt, you can’t get up ten seconds later like nothing happened. So far I haven’t seen lucha, all I’ve seen are car crashes. They're luchadors, they're not supposed to be human gladiators taking this abuse to each other. They're larger than life supernatural beings. It's a different culture with different expectations and different psychology. Trying to fit it into a different box that it's not even trying to be is going to affect how much you enjoy it. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 26, 2018 18:04:03 GMT -5
Nah it’s not lucha it’s fn sloppiness. You do a f***ing double moonsault to the outside or take a diving ddt, you can’t get up ten seconds later like nothing happened. So far I haven’t seen lucha, all I’ve seen are car crashes. They're luchadors, they're not supposed to be human gladiators taking this abuse to each other. They're larger than life supernatural beings. It's a different culture with different expectations and different psychology. Trying to fit it into a different box that it's not even trying to be is going to affect how much you enjoy it. I never saw fn Blue Demon no selling a ddt, I never saw Místico no sell shit. There are good performers on the show but a lot of them are just video game carcrash spot monkey wrestlers. Now medium sized Bad Luck Fale is bringing a sword to the ring. |
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