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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 22, 2006 4:24:56 GMT -5
Walter. Gotta go with Walter.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 22, 2006 4:28:58 GMT -5
Got to say Jose Jalapeno. I still greet my brother in law with "on a stick" for no reason.
Peanut's a close second.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 22, 2006 4:37:34 GMT -5
Jeff: Is your wife having a good time. Walter: She always has a good time. Jeff: Good. Walter: Pisses me off... Jeff: Walter, what's wrong with your wife? Walter: She's getting old! Jeff: Well, they say that women age like fine wine. Walter: She's aging like milk.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 22, 2006 4:46:38 GMT -5
*Forgive me if this is not word-for-word*
Jeff: Have you had sex with your wife lately? Walter: Yeah, because of all the coffee I drink. Jeff: Oh yeah, is that right? Walter: Yeah, doctor says it's not good for my health though. Jeff: Oh, all the coffee you drink? Walter: No, having sex with my wife.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 22, 2006 4:53:35 GMT -5
Walter: They say coffee is good for sex. Jeff: Is that true? Walter: No, it kept me awake for the whole thing!
Walter: My doctor says it's bad for me. Jeff: What, the coffee? Walter: No, seeing my wife naked.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 22, 2006 5:00:00 GMT -5
Walter: They say coffee is good for sex. Jeff: Is that true? Walter: No, it kept me awake for the whole thing! Walter: My doctor says it's bad for me. Jeff: What, the coffee? Walter: No, seeing my wife naked. Yeahhhhh, that's it! I bought the Jeff Dunham DVD for my dad for Christmas... do you know if it has his Comedy Central special on it as well?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 22, 2006 5:04:02 GMT -5
I wouldn't know--I haven't gotten it yet. I do, however, have the Comedy Central special favorited on YouTube. I saw part of Walter's portion of the DVD. Oh, my God, hilarious. I mean, yeah, I know that Jeff pretty much uses a bunch of the same stuff, but when he adds stuff to it, it's always a blast. My favorite part, though, is when some guy leaves the audience (turned out to be one of Jeff's friends), and Jeff "and Walter" stop everything they're doing and wait for him to come back. If you want to see some of Walter's stuff, I'll make it easy for you.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Dec 22, 2006 5:17:32 GMT -5
I've only seen the old man puppet. As far as people talking to their hands go, s'alright.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 22, 2006 5:25:34 GMT -5
That would be Walter.
You should see Jeff with Peanut. The guy is a rapid-fire performer. I defy anyone here to rival his abilities.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 22, 2006 7:32:52 GMT -5
Jeff: I'm not sick! Peanut: You're sick! Jeff: I'm not sick! Peanut: You're sick! Jeff: I'm not sick! Peanut: You're sick! Jeff: I'm not sick! Peanut: You're sick! Jeff: I'm not sick! Peanut: You're ARGUING WITH YOURSELF!
*both pause and look into the audience*
We need to start a Jeff Dunham Forum Club... to get his name out there to the uninformed posters.
So may I suggest the start of the official "Jeff Dunham Fan Club... on a stick."
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 22, 2006 7:41:27 GMT -5
I declare myself president because I can.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 22, 2006 7:44:20 GMT -5
I call 2nd in command!
Walter: "You see that Melvin, the Superhero Guy? What does that "D" on his chest stand for anyway? Duh-duh-duh-dumbass!?"
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 22, 2006 12:46:56 GMT -5
BUMP... on a stick.
Jose: *says something in Spanish* Jeff: "Wow, wish I could speak spanish so I knew what you were saying." Peanut: *about to say something but realizes what Jeff just said and stares at him for a sec*
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 22, 2006 13:03:24 GMT -5
I love the Jose Jalepeno bit, so I'll go with that. Dunham's hilarious, by the way.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Dec 22, 2006 13:06:37 GMT -5
Sweet Daddy Dee if only for his views on Nascar.
"He's making a left turn! ...He's making a left turn! ...I wonder what's going to happen next!! [/sarcasm]"
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 22, 2006 13:07:11 GMT -5
*puts Jose back in the box* Jeff: Whoops, almost dropped you there. Jose: Don't drop me, senor. Then I would be Jose Jalapeno On the Floor. Peanut: That would've been hilarious. Do a little tap dance and we've got SALSA! Jeff: Oh, that's terrible! Peanut: Not with the right kind of chips, it's not.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2006 13:11:52 GMT -5
Walter. Second would be a tie between Jose Jalepeno... on a stick and Peanut.
This is probably off....
Peanut: Mexican condiment! Jose: Condiments? I don't use them... neither does your mother
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 22, 2006 13:13:20 GMT -5
Sweet Daddy Dee if only for his views on Nascar. "He's making a left turn! ...He's making a left turn! ...I wonder what's going to happen next!! [/sarcasm]" Ha HAAA! Tsst.
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Post by gsguy on Dec 22, 2006 13:39:43 GMT -5
I have to go with Peanut slightly ahead of Walter.
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Post by The Raven on Dec 22, 2006 14:03:15 GMT -5
Girl in the crowd: How come I gag on my toothbrush when I brush my teeth, but not when I give oral sex to my husband?
Walter:.....Honestly? Your toothbrush is bigger.
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