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Post by MrElijah on Sept 4, 2018 21:58:20 GMT -5
What kind of cops are you guys?! What if I gave ya an Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Sept 4, 2018 22:23:58 GMT -5
FAN Cops are on the take,
But what do you expect with the money we make?
Whether on foot or on a horse
We don't mind using excessive force!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 5, 2018 0:02:49 GMT -5
What did you expect? Have you been to the FAN Police Academy? It’s a dark and disturbing place, like that movie Police Academy!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 5, 2018 0:29:13 GMT -5
If you think you can do a better job then I encourage you all to sign up for our Fan Members On Patrol program
You'll be side by side with a teen David Spade & hottie's like Corinne Bohrer & a young Sharon Stone
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2018 1:14:27 GMT -5
You see there was crap, and year end chicken awards...and Pigs on Madison street...Tight t shirts, sombreros, and basketballs...maybe we deserve it
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Post by El Hijo de Mr. Ass on Sept 5, 2018 1:17:16 GMT -5
If you think you can do a better job then I encourage you all to sign up for our Fan Members On Patrol program You'll be side by side with a teen David Spade & hottie's like Corinne Bohrer & a young Sharon Stone Will there be hijinx? Can we make a rap song about it? Will you forget about us next year and take a trip to Miami? |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 5, 2018 1:40:11 GMT -5
If you think you can do a better job then I encourage you all to sign up for our Fan Members On Patrol program You'll be side by side with a teen David Spade & hottie's like Corinne Bohrer & a young Sharon Stone Will there be hijinx? Can we make a rap song about it? Will you forget about us next year and take a trip to Miami? But of course, in fact within six years we'll be taking a mission to Moscow |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 5, 2018 1:44:39 GMT -5
Oh dear,
The chief of Pork Squad is here, and he is not happy.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Sept 5, 2018 3:16:22 GMT -5
Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? except at that guy who made sound effects.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Sept 5, 2018 3:44:04 GMT -5
"I am a real Mod...I AM a real Mod...."  |
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 5, 2018 3:48:30 GMT -5
M'AAM, DOWNONTHEGROUND DOWNONTHEGROUND!!!!! Don't Make me get edgestar AND Dean Ambrose over here!!! |
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Sept 5, 2018 4:56:36 GMT -5
Yeah? Well they didn't reckon for the awesome power of the FAN Police!
Now where's my wallet? Hey that Ducks got it!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 5, 2018 5:13:51 GMT -5
Only requirement is that you can go “Cehck!”
It’s important when you use the radio.
OK here is your uniform and watch out for the Special Branch.
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Post by The Barber on Sept 5, 2018 5:24:50 GMT -5
It would be a lot easier if Chief Madison stopped calling me a loose cannon and taking my badge away every week. Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin GUNS!?! |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 5, 2018 8:06:57 GMT -5
It would be a lot easier if Chief Madison stopped calling me a loose cannon and taking my badge away every week. Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin GUNS!?! Hey, I told you, you don't get a gun until you tell me your name! |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 5, 2018 19:25:53 GMT -5
Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin GUNS!?! Hey, I told you, you don't get a gun until you tell me your name! I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR "RU-LES"!
*The Barber walks away*
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Post by wildojinx on Sept 6, 2018 0:34:59 GMT -5
Well, things are ok for me, i've got 2 days until retirement, nothing could possibly go wrong.
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Post by Joker on Sept 6, 2018 3:56:07 GMT -5
I hear it is because they may be employing clowns.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2018 4:24:38 GMT -5
Will this administration ever bring The Hamburglar to justice?
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 6, 2018 4:27:12 GMT -5
Will this administration ever bring The Hamburglar to justice? Let's ask "Grimace"  .... shit. *hands over badge, gun and keys* |
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