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Post by Jelly on Dec 6, 2006 20:06:09 GMT -5
Greetings one and everyone!
I am really a hooker...really! I swear!
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on Dec 6, 2006 20:08:27 GMT -5
Greetings one and everyone! I am really a hooker...really! I swear! Oh yeah, how can you be good and the cheapest? |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 20:10:49 GMT -5
I use this joke every time.. but ahem
" I got five bucks"
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Post by Jelly on Dec 6, 2006 20:11:23 GMT -5
Greetings one and everyone! I am really a hooker...really! I swear! Oh yeah, how can you be good and the cheapest? Because....i just can! Or it could be the extensive amount of time you get for such a low low price! |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 20:13:24 GMT -5
She's the QVC of booty.
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Post by Jelly on Dec 6, 2006 20:26:24 GMT -5
I use this joke every time.. but ahem " I got five bucks" And that $5 can buy you a whole 50 hours! Now thats value for money. Told you i was really a hooker! |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 20:29:13 GMT -5
The only thing sucks about that?
Be tough to book a flight to Australia outta Lil Rock tonight I'm guessin.
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Post by Jelly on Dec 6, 2006 20:35:37 GMT -5
The only thing sucks about that? Be tough to book a flight to Australia outta Lil Rock tonight I'm guessin. Must resist temptation to make joke about things that suck....!! Bah. Keep your $5. Im sure i can find people here who need a cheap hooker! Who needs you anyways?! |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 20:36:26 GMT -5
Meh I'll getcha this summer or something. I should have like thirty bucks by then  |
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 6, 2006 20:42:29 GMT -5
The only thing sucks about that? Be tough to book a flight to Australia outta Lil Rock tonight I'm guessin. Must resist temptation to make joke about things that suck....!! Bah. Keep your $5. Im sure i can find people here who need a cheap hooker! Who needs you anyways?! I will hire you! We can disco dance randomly! |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 20:43:47 GMT -5
A fan of disco.. methinks her QVC of booty ( yup the line so nice I used it twice) talents would go to waste there.
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Post by Jelly on Dec 6, 2006 20:45:27 GMT -5
Meh I'll getcha this summer or something. I should have like thirty bucks by then Its already summer!  Not to mention $30 isnt gonna go far to getting a plane ticket! |
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 6, 2006 20:46:15 GMT -5
A fan of disco.. methinks her QVC of booty ( yup the line so nice I used it twice) talents would go to waste there. Gah! Does a Hooker not also deserve respect? This one is a real girl, and she doesn't have kidney problems! Here's to you, Justine, you crazy cat you! |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 20:47:59 GMT -5
Not over here it's not.. ( I started to day 'down here', but that really doesn't apply in this case) and the airfare will just hafta go on the ol mastercard... the thirty or forty I can scrounge up in cold cash.
Poor Matt is so excited at the prospect of being Tony Manero he can't even quote right.
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Post by Jelly on Dec 6, 2006 20:49:54 GMT -5
A fan of disco.. methinks her QVC of booty ( yup the line so nice I used it twice) talents would go to waste there.[/quote Gah! Does a Hooker not also deserve respect? This one is a real girl, and she doesn't have kidney problems! Here's to you, Justine, you crazy cat you! Yay! Hoorah for respect for hookers! But are you sure your old enough to be hiring a hooker? |
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 6, 2006 20:50:06 GMT -5
My quoting skills are as good as ever, damn it!
That one just slipped under the radar.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 6, 2006 20:50:27 GMT -5
A fan of disco.. methinks her QVC of booty ( yup the line so nice I used it twice) talents would go to waste there.[/quote Gah! Does a Hooker not also deserve respect? This one is a real girl, and she doesn't have kidney problems! Here's to you, Justine, you crazy cat you! Yay! Hoorah for respect for hookers! But are you sure your old enough to be hiring a hooker? Hey, you've only got three months on me! |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 20:51:23 GMT -5
Poor Matt fixed his quote, making my making fun of him moot. But he'd still rather be dancing to something Village People, so again the $ would be wasted.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 6, 2006 20:52:15 GMT -5
Poor Matt fixed his quote, making my making fun of him moot. But he'd still rather be dancing to something Village People, so again the $ would be wasted. Sorry, but there are plenty of NORMAL hookers out there for that stuff. This hooker loves wrestling. That, my friend, is a rarity. |
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Post by Jelly on Dec 6, 2006 20:53:38 GMT -5
Yay! Hoorah for respect for hookers! But are you sure your old enough to be hiring a hooker? Hey, you've only got three months on me! Yeh but im 18. And your not! Mwhaha! |
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