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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 15:03:16 GMT -5
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Zone Was Wrong
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Oct 24, 2018 15:08:47 GMT -5
How utterly....generic...wow
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Oct 24, 2018 15:09:59 GMT -5
Surprised it wasn't a pic of Milla Jovovich standing on a pile of fallen monsters, while the other characters stared at her in awe.
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Post by Captain Patren Fenderbaum-X on Oct 24, 2018 15:14:14 GMT -5
I am gonna wait for the trailer....because that weapon COULD be some version of a lightbow gun just maybe.
But if someone told me this was from another Hills have eyes movie....I would believe it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 15:20:50 GMT -5
Where's the fantasy armor and the comically oversized weaponry and the talking cats?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Oct 24, 2018 15:24:47 GMT -5
I thought you were taking the piss at first, but then I read the linked article and apparently the story for the film is a group of generic soldier mens(specifically a UN military team) fall into a portal that takes them to the Monster Hunter world, and then they team up with Hunters to kill the monsters and prevent them from going back through the portal into our world. And now I'm like, "Why?"
Why can't they just have the entire film set in the Monster Hunter world, none of this portal nonsense. Just follow a group of Hunters going after some monsters.
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 24, 2018 15:25:05 GMT -5
This is in Paul "What Shit" Anderson's hands?
Yeah, don't expect much out of this. It's gonna be bad bad bad.
And of course, Milla Jovovich is in this. Guh.
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Post by Captain Patren Fenderbaum-X on Oct 24, 2018 15:30:35 GMT -5
Should have just sort of followed the Starship troopers formula Newbie joins the equivilent to the military ranks set up the end game of Zorah Magdaros Newbie Hunter runs into 2 or 3 other notable monsters through the movie movie ends with the Zorah Magdaros fight...and u set up the sequel with Nergagante during the final battle where it escapes defeat
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 19:44:03 GMT -5
There's so many good directors who struggle to get looks from studios to helm a picture, yet Paul W.S. Anderson somehow keeps getting work.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Oct 24, 2018 20:14:30 GMT -5
ONE CRAPPY PICTURE = INTEREST GONE
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Post by Eddie Brock on Oct 24, 2018 21:20:33 GMT -5
Honestly my number one dream film is a Spiderman movie with Venom and Carnage as the villains with Paul WS Anderson as director.
In fact he should be hired to direct Venom 2.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 25, 2018 1:15:09 GMT -5
Oh wow. How to get everything wrong about your source material in a single picture. Impressive.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 25, 2018 3:09:55 GMT -5
Surprised it wasn't a pic of Milla Jovovich standing on a pile of fallen monsters, while the other characters stared at her in awe. I didn’t know who was directing, but I do now
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 0:22:53 GMT -5
Movie's got a release date - September 4th, 2020 - and a synopsis.
... Yeah, this is going to suck.
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Post by Captain Patren Fenderbaum-X on Feb 8, 2019 0:50:51 GMT -5
Best part of the movie will be Ron Pearlman
Worst part of the movie...when Mila single handedly defeats DevilJho with sudden psychic powers...and a fork
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 8, 2019 1:03:58 GMT -5
Artemis, Alice, Artemis, Alice... real subtle, Paul.
And seriously, what is the deal with directors going out of their way to acquire video game movie rights only to refuse to actually adapt anything from them and make some unrelated bland mess instead?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2019 1:16:35 GMT -5
Artemis, Alice, Artemis, Alice... real subtle, Paul. And seriously, what is the deal with directors going out of their way to acquire video game movie rights only to refuse to actually adapt anything from them and make some unrelated bland mess instead? Honestly in this particular case it feels blatant to me that he wanted to keep making Resident Evil movies, so he just went and got the rights to some other Capcom game so he could make it into the same thing. ... Although really if he wanted to do that it probably should've been Dead Rising.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 8, 2019 1:19:29 GMT -5
Good lord. I'm barely even a Monster Hunter player(only ever played World, and I'm pretty sure I suck at it), but...man, that picture just makes me mad.
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Post by Dub H on Feb 8, 2019 7:13:47 GMT -5
Man,f*** tha direc and get away with his wife.
This movie is still incredibly dumb.
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Post by Fundertaker on Feb 8, 2019 8:31:59 GMT -5
Artemis, Alice, Artemis, Alice... real subtle, Paul. And seriously, what is the deal with directors going out of their way to acquire video game movie rights only to refuse to actually adapt anything from them and make some unrelated bland mess instead? Honestly in this particular case it feels blatant to me that he wanted to keep making Resident Evil movies, so he just went and got the rights to some other Capcom game so he could make it into the same thing. ... Although really if he wanted to do that it probably should've been Dino Crisis. Corrected because Milla Jovovich would actually make a half-decent Regina. And it's literally the RE movies but with dinosaurs in them, so even less work for the the guy.
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