Ultra-verbose wrestling catchphrases

[Deleted]

If you happen to dislike the aforementioned, I have two bits of vocabulary for you: Fellate it!

[Natural Born Farmer]

You possess no opportunity of victory against me, no chance at all, or “in hell” in the popular vernacular

[DragonMasterP]

In order to attain the right to proclaim yourself the most skilled gentleman, it is urgently required that you defeat he who is currently the most skilled gentleman.

[Fundertaker]

I am he who gets over while in fashion, driven in limousines, flown in jet-fueled aeroplanes, robber of contacts between the lips of mineself and others, flirter of they of the opposite gender and natural born offspring of a fire arm!

[Guacamole Anderson]

Scion of a practitioner in the fluid conveyance trades.

[Ash Whenzday]

Dec 16, 2018 20:13:11 GMT -5 Guacamole Anderson said:

Scion of a practitioner in the fluid conveyance trades.

Assuming, of course, that you allow it to be so.

[Guacamole Anderson]

Dec 16, 2018 20:15:48 GMT -5 Ash Whenzday said:

Dec 16, 2018 20:13:11 GMT -5 Guacamole Anderson said:

Scion of a practitioner in the fluid conveyance trades.

Assuming, of course, that you allow it to be so.

Indeed. Please make your way to the fenestella where which the purser may be found and claim your remuneration.

[Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh]

All of these sound like Ultimate Warrior promos.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Large gathering of personages, refrain from thine self bitterness and thwack thine upper appendages together in appreciation of thy multiple time champions of the contest of tag...and embrace the energy from within.

Tis a freshly crowned diurnal course tis.

[Ultra Magnus Black]

Who, being of or among my esteemed peers within the general vicinity, or indeed yourselves, the general public, proclaims to be superior to Kanyon?

[arrogantmodel]

I shall unlatch a container of hide tan.

[willywonka666]

I ask of you to halt!

[Pgarodactyl]

If that is not a declaration which you find agreeable, then I have a selection of words which may help properly express my desires tp present to you...

[Clint Bobski]

I've managed to attain a grip on an abundance of Vincent Kennedy McMahon's polished, soft metal resembling gold circular ornaments that I have ultimately come to the conclusion that they are nothing more than an illusory concept.

Indeed, the solitary item that is without doubt is myself and the stated evidence that, for not not fewer than 5 nor greater than 7 regular intervals of 12 months on a calendar, that I have immeasurably demonstrated that I have been the premier attraction on this piece of audio equipment, within that square plinth made up of boards, canvas, caning and metal posts, and in describing that action within said structure. Not one animal, mineral or vegetable can achieve physical contact about my personage.

[Deleted]

At the moment you come to the erroneous belief that you're aware of correct solutions to the conundrums that I have placed in your path, I skillfully amend said conumdrums.

[SmashTV]

I am the greatest of all wrestlers in the present time, the top of all wrestlers from the historical periods of the sport and the greatest of all wrestlers that will ever exist.

[The Thread Barbi]

Am I doing this right?

{Snorts} I, Hoke Hogan,

{Snorts} hmmmmm, have a question, mmmmm, to answer your question.

{Snorts} As you, Hoke Hogannnnn, travel to WRESTLEMANIA by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Hoke Hogan, show self pity? DO YOU, HOKE HOGAN, try to reason why? Do you, Hoke Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you? Or, do you, Hoke Hogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down? Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face this challenge. Dispose of them, Hoke Hogan. Assume the controls, Hoke Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSE DIVE, HOKE HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-destruction. AS YOU REALIZE, Hoke Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it Warriors. DO YOU, Hoke Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hoke Hogan, face that challenge? That may be more powerful THAN EVEN YOU ARE, HOKE HOGAN! You, Hoke Hogan, must self-destruct. So that you will know, Hoke Hogan, who is… the chosen one. FOR HOKE HOGAN, I am not the chosen one that you speak of. I am not. I, Hoke Hogan, am the only one. {Snorts loudly and vigorously}

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

OK, you know that thing where you're greeting someone and they hold up their hand and you slap your hand against theirs, and it makes a sound? People really like it, because it requires a small amount of teamwork, and so it really feels like you're in sync.

OK now, imagine this. You're doing one of those, but instead of your friend holding up their hand, you hold up your OWN hand and then slap your OTHER hand against it.

No, not just like a handclap. You do it above your head, and you like really take a swing at it.

Okay okay, maybe it is just like a handclap, but it's a special handclap, because it's LIKE that thing you do with your friend. No, slap the PALM of your hand against the other hand; you have to kind of turn your arm awkwardly to do it.

What? No, of course I didn't steal this from a forgotten sit-com; what are you talking about?


Anyway, Hollywood Hogan is scum.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I am being behaved toward in a manner similar to a stepson with red-hued crainum follicles

~Mean Gene corpses~

[Big DSR Energy]

Clear a path, as a storm with a violent wind, in particular a tropical cyclone in the Caribbean, is attempting to traverse this area!



I will present my evidence to your ocular organs, you will bare witness!



The sixteenth verse of the third book of Austin relates that I have just delivered an assault upon your hind-quarters!