Worst wrestling song

[HisRoyalGreeness]

Dec 18, 2018 21:43:46 GMT -5 Guacamole Anderson said:

R-A-S-S-L-I-N, that's rasslin'.

Beat me to it. Especially the performance where Glen Goza forgets the words.

[nickcave]

Rikishi - Put a Little Ass On It

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Dec 18, 2018 20:34:16 GMT -5 edgestar said:

I Wanna Be A Hulkamaniac

This...I can't believe someone sung (BROTHER!!!) and performed this shit-sandwich and thought "You wanna know something (Mean Gene), this is good enough to professionally record and sell to the masses!"

Tell Me A Lie is a distant, yet atrocious second....

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Dec 18, 2018 20:35:04 GMT -5 wildojinx said:

Captain Lou's History of Music. I love Captain Lou, but this is unlistenable:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m25NzM5OjmY

It's like an Albano promo in the 3rd hour of a TV taping set to a bad cartoon theme.
Unintelligible gibberish. You can almost smell the gin and tonic through your speakers.

[honsou]

Terry Funk recorded an entire album in Japan that apparantly was so awful when Colt Cabana told Funk he owned it, Funk responded in pure horror

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Wasn't 'Hulkster in Heaven' retconned by Hogan to have been about some other tragedy?

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

Wrestlerock Rumble

[Dang!]

Dec 18, 2018 21:49:54 GMT -5 chazraps said:

Dec 18, 2018 19:32:05 GMT -5 hulksmash87 said:

What's the worst wrestling song not theme music but song. Thanks to the lapsed fan I now have wrasslin in my head and it sucks lol

I'm ready for my prize:

This one. I can't think of anything worse. Not entrance theme wise, not in any way. Even Enzo's rap is lightyears away from the cringy suck that this "song" is.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=U2KjhXzL5Y8


Although, I’m not sure it even counts as a song. More like a bad promo while something vaguely resembling music goes on in the background.

[thegame415]

You Start the Fire

[Banjo Is Broken]

Dec 18, 2018 20:34:16 GMT -5 edgestar said:

I Wanna Be A Hulkamaniac

But it taught me to always go swimming with a buddy.

[edgestar]

Dec 20, 2018 22:30:38 GMT -5 thegame415 said:

You Start the Fire

Bret had to get the fire to grumpiness started, somewhere!

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Dec 18, 2018 21:49:54 GMT -5 chazraps said:

Dec 18, 2018 19:32:05 GMT -5 hulksmash87 said:

What's the worst wrestling song not theme music but song. Thanks to the lapsed fan I now have wrasslin in my head and it sucks lol

I'm ready for my prize:

Ugh I hate how they brainwashed Lawler into thinking that he was a real celebrity other than a wrestler.

[Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite]

Dec 18, 2018 21:49:54 GMT -5 chazraps said:

Dec 18, 2018 19:32:05 GMT -5 hulksmash87 said:

What's the worst wrestling song not theme music but song. Thanks to the lapsed fan I now have wrasslin in my head and it sucks lol

I'm ready for my prize:

The Lyrics/music to this is actually kinda fun in a cheesy way, but Good Lord, King might be the worst R&B singer I've ever heard.

[An Dog On An Skateboard]

Dec 19, 2018 15:48:02 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

That weird love song Bret sings in that 90s WWE album (the one that had SLAM JAM, I think). Who was he even singing about? lol

That was bizarre, everyone else involved with that album had their own song and he got lumbered with some awful Stock Aitken Waterman castoff that was originally intended for either David Hasselhoff or Jason Donovan.

The one positive of that album is that it can be used to show people that before Simon Cowell managed to style himself as some all-powerful pop impresario, his job in the industry was producing crap like that.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Dec 19, 2018 18:07:38 GMT -5 honsou said:

Terry Funk recorded an entire album in Japan that apparantly was so awful when Colt Cabana told Funk he owned it, Funk responded in pure horror

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Hayvun needud uh champ-yun....

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Dec 19, 2018 19:55:21 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

Wasn't 'Hulkster in Heaven' retconned by Hogan to have been about some other tragedy?

Yup.

From Wikipedia:

According to Hogan, "Hulkster in Heaven" was written in 1992 in honor of a Make-A-Wish Kid whom Hogan had invited to sit ringside at a show in the UK. When Hulk went out to wrestle, he saw that the seat was empty. Later, he was informed that the young "Hulkamaniac" had died before the match had begun. The lyric "Guess there'll be an empty seat when I wrestle at Wembley," was a direct result of the situation.

Hogan did not wrestle in Europe in 1992, never mind Wembley Stadium - which, obviously, he has never wrestled in.

He later retconned it to be about the murdered child James Bulger.

Several years ago, Mr. Hogan said, the two men decided, "Now that we are household names, we bet we could sell records." The idea languished until they took a trip to England, where, Mr. Hogan recalled, he read about James Bulger, the 2-year-old who was abducted in 1993 by two 10-year-old boys and beaten to death.

"That story affected me so deeply that we wrote a song called 'Another Hulkamaniac in Heaven,' about this kid," Mr. Hogan said. "I was so happy with it that I wrote another 10 songs, including public service messages about drugs, rock-and-roll songs, Jimmy Buffett-type songs, funky beach-patrol songs."

www.nytimes.com/1995/02/14/style/chronicle-823295.html

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

Bad at the time, since made worse that the fact it's a cover of a Gary Glitter song

[brown bricks]

Dec 18, 2018 21:43:46 GMT -5 Guacamole Anderson said:

R-A-S-S-L-I-N, that's rasslin'.

You watch your damn mouth and apologize to the god Glen Goza.