Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,888
|
Post by Sephiroth on Dec 19, 2018 20:35:42 GMT -5
Shitter was full!
|
|
Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,196
|
Post by Spider2024 on Dec 19, 2018 20:53:00 GMT -5
I don't want to fight tonight. (I still wanna be sedated though.)
|
|
Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,276
Member is Online
|
Post by Push R Truth on Dec 19, 2018 20:56:33 GMT -5
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
|
|
|
Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 19, 2018 21:03:50 GMT -5
A membership to the Jelly of the Month Club?
Well that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round Clark!
|
|
Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
Posts: 14,343
|
Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 19, 2018 23:08:18 GMT -5
Honey, have you checked our shitters?
|
|
|
Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 19, 2018 23:47:16 GMT -5
...Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, Happy Hanukkah.
|
|
No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
Posts: 4,367
|
Post by No Longer a Produceman on Dec 20, 2018 14:08:20 GMT -5
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
|
|