Harry Potter is a weirdo who takes baths with his glasses on

[Heartbreaker]

Dec 23, 2018 22:27:14 GMT -5 TWERKIN' MAGGLE said:

So when Voldemort returned from the grave with no nose and and basically lookin' like Gollum's dad, did no one tell him?

I feel like someone had to have been like, "Bruh, you gotta see what you look like."

I thought he already looked like that when he got his ass handed to him by a baby. I think it was the sixth book when it’s implied all the dark magic turned him from handsome to snake man.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Dec 23, 2018 23:10:51 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Dec 23, 2018 22:27:14 GMT -5 TWERKIN' MAGGLE said:

So when Voldemort returned from the grave with no nose and and basically lookin' like Gollum's dad, did no one tell him?

I feel like someone had to have been like, "Bruh, you gotta see what you look like."

I thought he already looked like that when he got his ass handed to him by a baby. I think it was the sixth book when it’s implied all the dark magic turned him from handsome to snake man.

If messing with dark arts starts making me look like a snake man, that's an immediate pull the parachute on the dark arts.

Voldemort was a dummy. At least Vader only lost his looks because he involuntarily fell into a lava river.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Dec 23, 2018 23:16:35 GMT -5 TWERKIN' MAGGLE said:

Dec 23, 2018 23:10:51 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

I thought he already looked like that when he got his ass handed to him by a baby. I think it was the sixth book when it’s implied all the dark magic turned him from handsome to snake man.

If messing with dark arts starts making me look like a snake man, that's an immediate pull the parachute on the dark arts.

Voldemort was a dummy. At least Vader only lost his looks because he involuntarily fell into a lava river.

You don't f*** with the high ground.

[Cyno]

Dec 23, 2018 23:10:51 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Dec 23, 2018 22:27:14 GMT -5 TWERKIN' MAGGLE said:

So when Voldemort returned from the grave with no nose and and basically lookin' like Gollum's dad, did no one tell him?

I feel like someone had to have been like, "Bruh, you gotta see what you look like."

I thought he already looked like that when he got his ass handed to him by a baby. I think it was the sixth book when it’s implied all the dark magic turned him from handsome to snake man.

He did. Making one horcrux tears your very soul part. Making seven like Voldemort did completely dehumanized him. That's also why he sort of just disintegrated into dust when he died for real.