Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Dec 23, 2018 16:49:41 GMT -5
Would his fellow party goblins condemn him or help him cover up the murder? Would he be found out? Would he be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law or would all charges be dropped due to the "heated partying moment" defense? Please discuss.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Dec 23, 2018 16:51:17 GMT -5
yes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2018 16:52:36 GMT -5
He kills my interest every time he's out there.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2018 16:53:31 GMT -5
He's not married to Renee. He's done.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Dec 23, 2018 16:56:08 GMT -5
What is this implication that Lince Dorado has not already killed many men and will continue to do so until he is stopped? The f*** you think I've been on about this whole time?
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Post by government mule on Dec 23, 2018 17:05:32 GMT -5
'I saw that, Dorado killed a guy'
'Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a man with a trident'
'Lince, I've been meaning to tell you, it's probably best you lay low for a while as you probably wanted for murder'
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Dec 23, 2018 17:10:26 GMT -5
First he may be Gran juried.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 23, 2018 17:33:51 GMT -5
They're pretty blase about murder in lucha libre. If it was impressive enough, it might earn Lince a unique opportunity in Boyle Heights.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2018 18:02:34 GMT -5
they'd buy acid to dissolve the body with
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Dec 23, 2018 18:07:44 GMT -5
moot point. if it was Lucha House Party rules, he will be pardoned anyway.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 23, 2018 18:15:13 GMT -5
Mitch Ryder would be called in as a character witness letting everyone know that he always knew that Hoochador Lince Dorito was no good.
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A damn road sign
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Post by A damn road sign on Dec 23, 2018 18:47:00 GMT -5
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Dec 23, 2018 21:22:59 GMT -5
What do you mean "what if"?  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2018 21:24:34 GMT -5
Lol why does this forum have so much hate for innoffensive lucha men?
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Post by Hypnosis on Dec 23, 2018 21:27:53 GMT -5
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 23, 2018 21:39:10 GMT -5
They'd give the death penalty but it would be just as effective as the about 8 times he died in Chikara
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Dec 23, 2018 22:36:36 GMT -5
What is this implication that Lince Dorado has not already killed many men and will continue to do so until he is stopped? The f*** you think I've been on about this whole time? *Cut to a giant corkboard at Final Countdown Jones's house with a bunch of red strings pinned to a bunch of newspaper clippings all leading back to a pic of Lince Dorado in the center* |
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Dec 23, 2018 22:56:25 GMT -5
Lol why does this forum have so much hate for innoffensive lucha men? Dude you don't even know. He and now-Hunico were the only people who ever got "Please go away" heat in Chikara, and he was a top babyface at the time. And he has barely improved as a worker since then. How the hell is this dude on the roster? |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 24, 2018 0:25:03 GMT -5
Lol why does this forum have so much hate for innoffensive lucha men? Dude you don't even know. He and now-Hunico were the only people who ever got "Please go away" heat in Chikara, and he was a top babyface at the time. And he has barely improved as a worker since then. How the hell is this dude on the roster? I do find it funny that two of the second ever king of trios are on the WWE pay roll  though Of course now the 2017 kings are all on the payroll... >_> (edit: also I originally thought the Luchadores De Mexico were the first winners... but I should have realized Quack, Jig, and Storm were the first >_>) |
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Dec 24, 2018 0:34:17 GMT -5
Dude you don't even know. He and now-Hunico were the only people who ever got "Please go away" heat in Chikara, and he was a top babyface at the time. And he has barely improved as a worker since then. How the hell is this dude on the roster? I do find it funny that two of the second ever king of trios are on the WWE pay roll though Of course now the 2017 kings are all on the payroll... >_> (edit: also I originally thought the Luchadores De Mexico were the first winners... but I should have realized Quack, Jig, and Storm were the first >_>) If you told me in 2008 that 10 years from now Lince Dorado and Soldier Ant were on the main roster and Chris Hero was a JTTS in the WWE developmental territory, I would have punched you in the face for lying to me that brazenly. |
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