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Post by bearned on Dec 25, 2018 5:48:56 GMT -5
It would be kind of cool to work for WWE but I’d imagine working for them would be pretty soul crushing after a couple of weeks once you realise Vince wants you fired because you sneezed in the corridor 30 seconds before he walked down it.
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Post by RedSmile on Dec 25, 2018 6:05:32 GMT -5
My qualifications:
Bachelors in Fire Science Bachelors in Forestry and Natural Resource Management Qualified and experience as EMT Qualified and experience as sawyer Qualified and experience as wildland firefighter Qualified and experience as fire engine operator Qualified and experience as structure firefighter - IFSAC I & II Qualified and experience in HAZMAT awareness & operations Working on qualification for Emergency Dispatch Working on qualification for Helicopter Ops Working on qualification for Incident Commander Honorable discharge from US Navy with two deployments and two NAMs (Navy Achievement Medals) Qualified and experience in operating a nuclear reactor
Ya think maybe I'm qualified to say: "Hey, let's push Becky Lynch!"
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 25, 2018 6:11:45 GMT -5
Join the WWE creative team and help make Raw better.
Until Vince decides he doesn't like the direction you're going in, throws your script out, and rewrites Raw himself hours before the show starts.
No thank you.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 25, 2018 7:52:54 GMT -5
Just seems like such a thankless job
What you wrote likely get thrown out hours before the show and probably an hinderence when trying to get other writing work
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 25, 2018 8:39:22 GMT -5
My qualifications: Bachelors in Fire Science Bachelors in Forestry and Natural Resource Management Qualified and experience as EMT Qualified and experience as sawyer Qualified and experience as wildland firefighter Qualified and experience as fire engine operator Qualified and experience as structure firefighter - IFSAC I & II Qualified and experience in HAZMAT awareness & operations Working on qualification for Emergency Dispatch Working on qualification for Helicopter Ops Working on qualification for Incident Commander Honorable discharge from US Navy with two deployments and two NAMs (Navy Achievement Medals) Qualified and experience in operating a nuclear reactor Ya think maybe I'm qualified to say: "Hey, let's push Becky Lynch!" wwe person: well you would have been qualified to deal with "straight fire" becky lynch, The Man however,has no need of your services. however when Kane returns your skill set may come in handy. fire engine operating experience will come in handy when we need Braun to flip something heavy over again no doubt. EMT qulaifications will certainly be of use at our arenas when we accidently do something the fans like which could result in heart trauma from the shock of it. HAZMAT and nuclear reactor experience will be no doubt handy in quenching any sort of "backstage heat" reported by dirtsheets of which could add value towards your Incisident Commander qualifications efforts. also if we re-re-reunite the SHIELD you may be required to fly them to and from arenas on an episodic basis. however we regretfully inform you that despite all these highly sought for skills you lack the qualifications to bring coffee to our actual writers for the wwe. thank you for your application and we wish you well in your future endeavors.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2018 8:52:43 GMT -5
Save everyone the time. You need experience, to be American and to likely live in the North East. Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2018 8:57:20 GMT -5
My qualifications: Bachelors in Fire Science Bachelors in Forestry and Natural Resource Management Qualified and experience as EMT Qualified and experience as sawyer Qualified and experience as wildland firefighter Qualified and experience as fire engine operator Qualified and experience as structure firefighter - IFSAC I & II Qualified and experience in HAZMAT awareness & operations Working on qualification for Emergency Dispatch Working on qualification for Helicopter Ops Working on qualification for Incident Commander Honorable discharge from US Navy with two deployments and two NAMs (Navy Achievement Medals) Qualified and experience in operating a nuclear reactor Ya think maybe I'm qualified to say: "Hey, let's push Becky Lynch!" With all that under your belt, you're qualified to push Tamina as the next Universal champion!
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Post by stevec484 on Dec 25, 2018 9:58:39 GMT -5
just put in my application brothers
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Post by stevec484 on Dec 25, 2018 9:58:58 GMT -5
get ready for Universal Champion Kevin Nash
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Post by Clint Bobski on Dec 25, 2018 20:16:41 GMT -5
I have experienced in journalism, and the relevant academic qualifications - but I'm British, so I guess I'd just end up being the guy who has to find the black cab and the red phone box for the UK editions of Raw and SmackDown?
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Post by Clint Bobski on Dec 25, 2018 20:18:07 GMT -5
get ready for Universal Champion Kevin Nash Yeah well my pitch said putting the Universal Title on Brock for another FIVE YEARS so I think I'm gonna win ;-)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2018 21:20:46 GMT -5
Just seems like such a thankless job What you wrote likely get thrown out hours before the show and probably an hinderence when trying to get other writing work I would bet that a lot of people go to WWE knowing the stories but just cross their fingers that it'll be better for them.
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Post by MAGGLE on Dec 26, 2018 1:38:24 GMT -5
I have no writing experience but someone on here should apply just to rant on the first day in the meeting room.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 26, 2018 18:59:09 GMT -5
Writer's Assistant? Hahaha, ok, so I can get everyone's lunch orders and get yelled at for actually trying to write a good midcard storyline? No thanks.
Korderas is just feeding the marks here.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 26, 2018 19:02:41 GMT -5
BTW, word of advice if you do get a wild hare up your ass and decide to apply: the worse thing you can do is to say you love the product. Best thing to do is to pretend you know nothing about the show. I made that mistake years ago, and I doubt that anything has changed, despite what anyone says.
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 26, 2018 19:29:50 GMT -5
Anyone look at the job description? This is not writing. It's note-taking, typing and making copies. They don't want suggestions. They just want other people to jot down and distribute the shit they come up with.
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Post by prichardmark on Dec 26, 2018 20:19:23 GMT -5
What for? It all has to go through Vince/Stephanie. Any good ideas probably won't see the light of day.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 26, 2018 20:24:36 GMT -5
For my first episode, we'll have Sasha Banks read War and Peace!
Where are you all going?
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Post by Dub H on Dec 26, 2018 22:03:15 GMT -5
I'm a little confused. This seems entry level work, am I right? But they want 2 years experience. Surely if you have 2 years experience TV writing then you're a bit higher up the ladder than being a glorified tea boy. I've only been in the writing game for 8 months and I'd consider this a step down. Maybe I'm wrong, but writers assistant just seems like you're doing the grunt work. thing is most writes there are failed TV shows writer. wwe doesn't even care about the quality of the show they worked on I bet. they just want to show as a REAL show that is taken srs. because I feel like people writing for wrestling should have wrestling experience.( not talking about in ring )
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Dec 26, 2018 23:07:43 GMT -5
Anyone look at the job description? This is not writing. It's note-taking, typing and making copies. They don't want suggestions. They just want other people to jot down and distribute the shit they come up with. So they want me to press enable dictation on my iPhone?
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