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Post by crankypants on Jan 2, 2019 20:56:23 GMT -5
There's nobody to complain to at home and it's too late to scream.
So I turn to you, the good people of FAN, in my hour of need.
Lousy stupid corner of the bed and lousy stupid me walking in the lousy stupid dark.
Grrrrr.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jan 2, 2019 21:02:08 GMT -5
Looks like we are gonna have to remove said toe  |
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Post by crankypants on Jan 2, 2019 21:22:18 GMT -5
Looks like we are gonna have to remove said toe It'll grow back though, right? |
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Post by jagilki on Jan 2, 2019 21:30:03 GMT -5
The one advantage of only having two toes. Much harder to stub a toe.
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Post by twiggy101 on Jan 2, 2019 21:36:51 GMT -5
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 2, 2019 21:37:20 GMT -5
lucky for you i'm selling Adamantium/Vibranium steel alloy toed boots. "Stylish", "comfortable", "affordable" and will survive a nuclear blast. guarantee to protect your toes from any stubbing.
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Post by crankypants on Jan 2, 2019 22:06:34 GMT -5
lucky for you i'm selling Adamantium/Vibranium steel alloy toed boots. "Stylish", "comfortable", "affordable" and will survive a nuclear blast. guarantee to protect your toes from any stubbing. You had me at nuclear blast. |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jan 2, 2019 22:09:06 GMT -5
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Post by Skull0mancer on Jan 2, 2019 22:40:28 GMT -5
You're leaving out the most important detail -- which toe was it? If you stubbed your big toe, then suck it up, you gigantic diaper-baby. If you stubbed your pinky toe, then my goodness, I am so sorry to hear that. You have my deepest sympathies and condolences. I hope your fortunes turn around, life gets better, and you have the courage and fortitude to put this traumatic experience behind you one day. In the meantime, I'm gonna go into my kitchen and make you some soup right the heck now. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 3, 2019 1:42:34 GMT -5
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Post by crankypants on Jan 3, 2019 4:10:55 GMT -5
You're leaving out the most important detail -- which toe was it? If you stubbed your big toe, then suck it up, you gigantic diaper-baby. If you stubbed your pinky toe, then my goodness, I am so sorry to hear that. You have my deepest sympathies and condolences. I hope your fortunes turn around, life gets better, and you have the courage and fortitude to put this traumatic experience behind you one day. In the meantime, I'm gonna go into my kitchen and make you some soup right the heck now. It was my pinky toe. And it broke the nail. Send help. And ice cream. |
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Post by SmashTV on Jan 3, 2019 5:33:19 GMT -5
Dear God, that's pain beyond pain. Stay strong, my friend - the emergency services are on their way.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 3, 2019 8:51:45 GMT -5
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Post by edgestar on Jan 3, 2019 22:32:54 GMT -5
I broke my right big toe, over the summer. It STILL hurts!! Mostly because I stand at work, and the weather can affect it.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jan 4, 2019 0:11:17 GMT -5
Looks like we are gonna have to remove said toe It'll grow back though, right? Well i’m no big city doctor.....but I am about 100% sure it will |
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