FAN, we should throw our own bid for Kenny Omega.

[Glitch]

He would be a perfect addition.
Plus, he can't turn down our offer of using the official FAN game room.

[A Platypus Rave]

Yeah let's do this!

I can't help but feel if we only had that pizza oven we could really seal this deal.

[The Unconquered Sun]

we couldn't even get a pizza oven from TNA!

[Deleted]

Jan 7, 2019 21:14:44 GMT -5 The Unconquered Sun said:

we couldn't even get a pizza oven from TNA!

Or the IWA: Midsouth one filled with pepperoni and syringes

[DASH 243✅]

We'll let him use the good toilet paper we hide under the sink. Shit now everyone knows

[Sir Woodrow]

Jan 7, 2019 21:28:14 GMT -5 DASH 243✅ said:

We'll let him use the good toilet paper we hide under the sink. Shit now everyone knows

That would be a great name for a toilet paper brand "Shit Now"

[Gus Richlen Was Wrong]

Jan 7, 2019 21:19:23 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Jan 7, 2019 21:14:44 GMT -5 The Unconquered Sun said:

we couldn't even get a pizza oven from TNA!

Or the IWA: Midsouth one filled with pepperoni and syringes

Or the tape library.

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

He can have my Mettaton collection. He is a fan of Undertale after all...

[bmfjules]

I hereby offer him $2.56 plus creative control of my future forum posts.

[Deleted]

I'd be down for Kenny Omega - Best Mod Machine

[Deleted]

Jan 7, 2019 21:53:19 GMT -5 Gus Richlen Was Wrong said:

Jan 7, 2019 21:19:23 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Or the IWA: Midsouth one filled with pepperoni and syringes

Or the tape library.

Barbed Wire trampoline matches and Insane Lane getting yammered by water jugs it is.

[Heartbreaker]

First we need Kota Ibushi. That would increase the chances of us getting Kenny.

[DSR]

What can we offer? I've got a couple Little Debbie snack cakes if he wants 'em.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Jan 7, 2019 21:19:23 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Jan 7, 2019 21:14:44 GMT -5 The Unconquered Sun said:

we couldn't even get a pizza oven from TNA!

Or the IWA: Midsouth one filled with pepperoni and syringes

We almost got a pizza oven from NOAH, but then Katsuhiko Nakajima kicked the oven and broke it and then he smiled because he’s a dick.

[Mozenrath]

Jan 7, 2019 21:28:14 GMT -5 DASH 243✅ said:

We'll let him use the good toilet paper we hide under the sink. Shit now everyone knows

We could really sweeten the deal and sign it.

[Larryhausen]

Jan 8, 2019 0:52:35 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

Jan 7, 2019 21:19:23 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Or the IWA: Midsouth one filled with pepperoni and syringes

We almost got a pizza oven from NOAH, but then Katsuhiko Nakajima kicked the oven and broke it and then he smiled because he’s a dick.

Wasn't that pizza oven also a former Ironman Heavymetalweight champ?

That probably would have been a bigger get than Kenny.

[ayumidah]

*tosses in a quarter*

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Jan 8, 2019 0:52:35 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

Jan 7, 2019 21:19:23 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Or the IWA: Midsouth one filled with pepperoni and syringes

We almost got a pizza oven from NOAH, but then Katsuhiko Nakajima kicked the oven and broke it and then he smiled because he’s a dick.

We could try to get Minoru Suzuki to fix it by kicking it again.

[aka Cthulhu]

If it helps any, I got a bottle of chloroform, a rag, a cattle prod, and a rubber duck. Not sure if it helps any, but I'm sure we can find a way with it...

[IgnahtaSempria]

Jan 8, 2019 0:58:48 GMT -5 Larryhausen said:

Jan 8, 2019 0:52:35 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

We almost got a pizza oven from NOAH, but then Katsuhiko Nakajima kicked the oven and broke it and then he smiled because he’s a dick.

Wasn't that pizza oven also a former Ironman Heavymetalweight champ?

That probably would have been a bigger get than Kenny.

Dude, I'm pretty sure I'VE been an Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion, and I've never even been to Japan.