Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Rican on Jan 11, 2019 18:06:51 GMT -5
Damnit, they probably forgot about it and you just HAD to mention it.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jan 11, 2019 18:10:20 GMT -5
Undertaker will wrestle at Mania until he dies, at which point his corpse will take over in a Weekend At Bernies style workrate classic. In 20 years, Undertaker will be the Yoshihiko of WWE. But isn't he already dead? Deadman and all? Once he dies he'll become The Aliveman.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 11, 2019 18:12:22 GMT -5
I hope he isn't. He's done, it's over, there's no more reason to have him out there anymore. Move on.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2019 18:27:30 GMT -5
I'd have him "kill" Baron Corbin. It would get a huge pop. Then you can have Baron go away for a few months and give him a much needed repackaging.
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Post by hbkid718 on Jan 11, 2019 18:40:30 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins comes out and says it's time that he ends his streak and wins a match. And what better place to win than at Mania against the man that had the longest win streak in Mania History. He calls out Taker. Taker comes out, hits a chokeslam, 1-2-3. Match is over.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Jan 11, 2019 19:21:46 GMT -5
Have him dance backstage with Sgt. Slaughter and Ricky Steamboat and shit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2019 19:42:59 GMT -5
"Mark, we need you for Mania, pal!"
"Vince. I'm old. I hurt. Let me rest in peace"
"God damn! You've still got it. I've got goosebumps... 3 million goosebumps if you catch my drift"
"....."
"And a grape snowcone"
"....ill get my eyeliner"
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 11, 2019 19:45:02 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins comes out and says it's time that he ends his streak and wins a match. And what better place to win than at Mania against the man that had the longest win streak in Mania History. He calls out Taker. Taker comes out, hits a chokeslam, 1-2-3. Match is over.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jan 11, 2019 19:48:45 GMT -5
Send him out to squash some geek. Call it a match, don’t call it a match I don’t care. Just don’t send him out to have anymore long matches. No sell a finisher, do the zombie sit up, soup bone punches, choke slam, Tombstone, send it home.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 11, 2019 19:49:08 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 11, 2019 19:59:37 GMT -5
I agree. As I have since at least Mania 30.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2019 20:41:45 GMT -5
Miss me with that shit.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 11, 2019 21:05:58 GMT -5
To everyone saying they hope not, do you want his last match to have been at Crown Jewel? If he's gonna retire, he should at least wrestle at Mania as it's gonna be the 35th (sorta big number) and in the New York area (sorta) so it's a way more fitting send off.
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Post by No One on Jan 11, 2019 21:19:59 GMT -5
Yes. 'End of an Era' match with Triple H.
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Post by realist on Jan 12, 2019 1:26:35 GMT -5
To everyone saying they hope not, do you want his last match to have been at Crown Jewel? If he's gonna retire, he should at least wrestle at Mania as it's gonna be the 35th (sorta big number) and in the New York area (sorta) so it's a way more fitting send off. That was his choice. He had 2 perfectly good retirements against Roman and Cena.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 1:29:39 GMT -5
To everyone saying they hope not, do you want his last match to have been at Crown Jewel? If he's gonna retire, he should at least wrestle at Mania as it's gonna be the 35th (sorta big number) and in the New York area (sorta) so it's a way more fitting send off. That was his choice. He had 2 perfectly good retirements against Roman and Cena. I didn't hate the Cena match, but the Roman match (even though it sucked) should've been it for him after he left his hat in the ring and Roman's promo the next night.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 2:16:04 GMT -5
lol define "wrestle"
Edit: Shit, I'm unoriginal!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 12, 2019 9:52:43 GMT -5
f*** I hope not. nothing has killed Undertakers mystique quite as badly as him attempting to "wrestle" while half-crippled.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Jan 12, 2019 10:27:43 GMT -5
To everyone saying they hope not, do you want his last match to have been at Crown Jewel? If he's gonna retire, he should at least wrestle at Mania as it's gonna be the 35th (sorta big number) and in the New York area (sorta) so it's a way more fitting send off. That was his choice. He had 2 perfectly good retirements against Roman and Cena. And the Cena match was already supposed to be the “go out on a high note” make-up match from how terrible he looked in the Roman match.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 12, 2019 16:11:56 GMT -5
I'll be there. I'll challenge him to something. a game of Monopoly?
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