Shark
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Post by Shark on Jan 21, 2019 19:10:34 GMT -5
Kind of saw them doing something like this coming given rumors were saying Cena was only actually free for a few weeks. Pretty much this. They had him for a few weeks but knew he couldn't work the Rumble due to scheduling. We all thought that the night he announced his Rumble participation that Drew would take him out, but they apparently had Cena for another week. So they jobbed him out to Balor and now we're getting this story. Also sets up Drew as a Mania opponent for Cena. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 21, 2019 19:29:31 GMT -5
"So John, are you ready for the Rumble?"
"Of course, it's an exciting first stop on the road to Wrestlemania!"
"Just one thing though, are you interested in working with Lars at Mania?"
*Cena grabs his sides*
"OOOWWWW, my Ovaries!"
"Sigh"
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 21, 2019 19:29:44 GMT -5
I'm gonna go ahead and assume he wasn't going to win anyways. So why not give him the Warlord/Bushwhacker/Lawler/Santino/Titus spot? It would be completely unexpected and hilarious. Cena's music hits, he gets down to the ring. Slides in. Gets tossed out. Goodnight, everybody!
I would love it.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jan 21, 2019 19:29:53 GMT -5
Why not repeat the 2004 storyline and have Cena get stabbed in the kidneys while clubbin? New Jack finally shows up |
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 21, 2019 19:48:19 GMT -5
So he's going to beat R-truth up and take #30?
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 21, 2019 20:21:37 GMT -5
Drew WackIntyre strikes again
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Jan 21, 2019 20:30:58 GMT -5
Why not repeat the 2004 storyline and have Cena get stabbed in the kidneys while clubbin? Cena came back a month after the 'stabbing' without any visible scar on his body, so WWE actually had to put out a line from Cena that "a doctor patched him up real good" when Eddie Guerrero pointed it out after their match at Survivor Series 2004. Can't help but appreciate that they actually bothered to explain why Cena didn't have a massive scar on his side or something. |
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 21, 2019 21:41:41 GMT -5
*Insert don't you put that evil on me GIF* Mostly because I only like it when bad things happen to Lucha House Party. But what if Juan Cena is so entertaining with them, you end up liking when good things happen to Lucha House Party? Sooooooooo, Good Lucha Things? |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 21, 2019 22:27:14 GMT -5
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jan 21, 2019 23:17:43 GMT -5
Why not repeat the 2004 storyline and have Cena get stabbed in the kidneys while clubbin? I'm praying that Jesus returns to stab John Cena in the kidney again. |
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 21, 2019 23:28:12 GMT -5
An ankle lock, you say?....
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Jan 21, 2019 23:33:17 GMT -5
I'm just very, very glad the injury wasn't tied to something Balor did. That was my concern when I read the report about it occurring during the Fatal 4-Way, and that this long-delayed mini-push would come to a screeching halt.
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Perfect Timing
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Post by Perfect Timing on Jan 21, 2019 23:34:36 GMT -5
Why not repeat the 2004 storyline and have Cena get stabbed in the kidneys while clubbin?
Or got his wig split.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 21, 2019 23:43:58 GMT -5
Why not repeat the 2004 storyline and have Cena get stabbed in the kidneys while clubbin? Because Jesus would want his win back. |
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 22, 2019 7:57:59 GMT -5
Per Meltzer on WOR, injury is a work. Cena was supposed to be “injured” tonight by Lars Sullivan, but obviously still no Lars in sight.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jan 22, 2019 8:02:43 GMT -5
So...Taker is gonna spend the next few months begging for a match with Cena to no response then announce he’s watching the show from the audience?
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jan 22, 2019 10:26:42 GMT -5
Long way not to be in the same building as your ex.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 22, 2019 15:26:44 GMT -5
Cena??? Injured???
But who are we going meaninglessly job out to upper midcarders three times a year NOW?
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