Venti
Unicron
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Post by Venti on Feb 1, 2019 0:53:44 GMT -5
Don't make him anger please, I don't like him when he's anger.
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Perfect Timing
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Perfect Timing on Feb 1, 2019 1:07:48 GMT -5
Santino as Santina after forcing a kiss with Rosa Mendes: "I admit it...I'm a how you say, lesbiano"
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 1, 2019 1:08:23 GMT -5
I had to laugh when it was Santino vs. Chavo at MSG. Chavo hits a move, Santino is writhing on the mat, and Chavo goes up to hit the frog splash.
Santino is still selling the move, and rolls all the way over to the opposite corner. Chavo hops down and runs over to hit the frog splash. Santino, STILL selling, rolls all the way back to the other corner. While Chavo is like, "Ugh, come on, man."
It was dumb, but funny.
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Post by KobashiChop on Feb 1, 2019 2:45:43 GMT -5
They should have called an audible and let Santino win the rumble that year. You could have cut to a shocked Vince in Gorilla to really sell just how much of an underdog moment it was. And you could always remove it via the Feb PPV anyway.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Feb 1, 2019 3:33:09 GMT -5
JERRY STUPID LAWLER! The worse crime that ever happened in wrestling was that that rumored sitcom with him and Beth Phoenix and Vladimir Kozlov as their wacky next door neighbor never happened. Oh, it happened, it just never aired in any capacity. WWE writers made it with USA and tried to write it in the style of one of their original shows, and apparently it's awful.
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 1, 2019 3:43:00 GMT -5
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Feb 1, 2019 3:46:53 GMT -5
And I say to them no no no This is Santino Marella thread. Post Santino things. I absolutely HATE that this got edited off the Network version.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 1, 2019 4:37:21 GMT -5
"Holy pasta fagioli! What-a da hell was that?"
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Feb 1, 2019 6:27:04 GMT -5
"Remember Maria when we watch-a the Transformers? The car, she-a turn into a robot. It was a miracle!"
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Feb 1, 2019 6:49:29 GMT -5
UNLEASH THE HONKA-PERFECT-MOUNTIE METER!
"HAHA! YOU LOSE!"
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 1, 2019 6:51:52 GMT -5
"now do you take your tea dark or milky?"
"I'm not referring when I say milky to the fact you have no pigmentation"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2019 7:38:53 GMT -5
![](https://media.giphy.com/media/5DlfABIpycGhq/giphy.gif) One of my favorite Stunner sells of all time. Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work. I forgot all about this.
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Post by handsoftrash on Feb 1, 2019 7:38:58 GMT -5
What are you doing here? Are you gonna start rhyming? Like Sesame Street? “Oh, look at me! I’m-ah the Cookie Monster! Ah ha ha.”
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2019 7:41:27 GMT -5
Tom a Hanks with the AIDS
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Feb 1, 2019 12:22:31 GMT -5
Jiminy Kimm'el.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 1, 2019 13:42:51 GMT -5
![](https://media.giphy.com/media/5DlfABIpycGhq/giphy.gif) One of my favorite Stunner sells of all time. Is he saluting or putting the back of his hand on his forehead like an old timey actress in distress?
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 1, 2019 15:44:12 GMT -5
"now do you take your tea dark or milky?" "I'm not referring when I say milky to the fact you have no pigmentation" That segment was the pinnacle of his career. Getting Sheamus to crack on TV was the cherry on top.
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Feb 1, 2019 15:57:35 GMT -5
"SHADDAP YOUR FACE!" "Rodney the Piper." "Teeball Santana. Arriba!" "Kelly Kelly... Kelly." "Well, well, well... KYJ" "Stomp a mudpie! Eat some frozen yogurt!" "There will be no shattering of glass, nobody's gonna stomp a mudpie, and JR's not going to reach the point of orgasm!"
Jericho: "You are Santito!" Santino: "Thassa Santino." Jericho: "Santana..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "Sandusky..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "Santiko..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "Santoko..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "Santokyo..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "Santadista..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "Santamaria..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "San Luis Obispo?" Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "Tuxedo..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "Suxedo..." Santino: "Santino..." Jericho: "SANTINO!" Santino: "SANTINO! SANTINO! MY NAME IS SANTINO MARELLA!!!"
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 1, 2019 15:58:10 GMT -5
The only good thing that came out of that piece of shit movie was Santino showing his comedic genius.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 1, 2019 15:59:58 GMT -5
JERRY STUPID LAWLER! The worse crime that ever happened in wrestling was that that rumored sitcom with him and Beth Phoenix and Vladimir Kozlov as their wacky next door neighbor never happened. Oh, it happened, it just never aired in any capacity. WWE writers made it with USA and tried to write it in the style of one of their original shows, and apparently it's awful. This information just makes me want to watch it that much more.
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