You know what you never see in wrestling?

[H-Virus]

A guy cutting a live promo who suddenly starts uncontrollably coughing, sneezing or gets the hiccups. How does this not happen more often?


Or what about this: five minutes until a match, one of the guys is standing behind the curtain waiting for his music to hit, when suddenly he gets the shits and has to scramble to a bathroom and completely misses his cue. Are WWE smooth enough to cover when something like that comes up? Is that why an advertised match might get left off the card for seemingly no reason?

[mrbananagrabber]

A guy in WWE.... sneezing?

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

if they started sneezing I assume they would get wish well on their future endeavours by Vince regardless of who it is

[Perd]

John Cena?

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Not a lot of people are aware that the real reason for the screwjob was Bret Hart having a sneezing fit while Vince was enjoying a steakwrap.

[Pushed to the Moon]

A guy who always has the sniffles would be a fresh and exciting gimmick. People wouldn't want to get in the ring with him and catch it too so he'd be tough to beat cos nobody would dare get close.

They could call him Head Cold Steve Austin.

[Fade]

“Here is your winner on account of count out due to the screaming-shits...”

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

A buggy-eyed razor-beaked fnark?

[Rudy Gobert Fingers]

Newest main event superstar, Don Bronchitis

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Something like the first one kinda happened before with The Rock and Mankind, except Rock's voice kept cracking. "Must be puberty."

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Yeah there was that one Rock promo that his voice kept f***ing up and they got onto him for it.

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Remember back in 2016 when they were doing the whole "Eva Marie can't compete tonight" thing? They should've had one of her reasons for missing a match be diarrhea.

[Doctor No]

Feb 2, 2019 18:55:54 GMT -5 @dax said:

Remember back in 2016 when they were doing the whole "Eva Marie can't compete tonight" thing? They should've had one of her reasons for missing a match be diarrhea.

Nattie owned the rectal issue gimmick. Eva Marie would’ve had to ask Nattie to use that spot, similar to Austin having to ask Taker’s permission to use skulls.

[BatPunk]

*wrestler sneezes during promo....

Vince comes out with mic in hand - “I hope everyone in the WWE Universe had their shields up, pal”

[Hypnosis]

Feb 2, 2019 15:27:30 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

A guy in WWE.... sneezing?

*One hour later*

Vince:"Well, looks like I'm the only one left in this building. Time to go work out and eat a grape snow cone."

[Mozenrath]

Feb 2, 2019 18:55:54 GMT -5 @dax said:

Remember back in 2016 when they were doing the whole "Eva Marie can't compete tonight" thing? They should've had one of her reasons for missing a match be diarrhea.

"Her tamagotchi died, and she's inconsolable."

[Hypnosis]

Feb 2, 2019 21:11:49 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Feb 2, 2019 18:55:54 GMT -5 @dax said:

Remember back in 2016 when they were doing the whole "Eva Marie can't compete tonight" thing? They should've had one of her reasons for missing a match be diarrhea.

"Her tamagotchi died, and she's inconsolable."

That reminds me, I used to have these:

[Tenshigure]

Feb 2, 2019 16:01:39 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

Newest main event superstar, Don Bronchitis

They call him Terry Tuberculosis in AEW.

[Lt. Palumbo]

As a kid I always used to wonder what happened when they needed to pee

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Feb 2, 2019 23:34:59 GMT -5 Lt. Palumbo said:

As a kid I always used to wonder what happened when they needed to pee

Didn't someone (Cole?) leave commentary during a match or segment because they needed to pee once?