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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2019 19:58:16 GMT -5
RoH is locking people down with that Sinclair money. WWE is continuing their "gotta catch em all!" mentality. AEW is offering wrestlers a viable financial alternative. Impact seems to be losing out. This thread is for suggestions of with whomst the f*** they can fill their roster. I'll get the obvious one out of the way: They could make a splash in the tag scene. And one more from me for now- Could be a great comedy character like Grado. Who do yas got?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 4, 2019 20:24:32 GMT -5
Josh Mathews
There’s nothing more pathetic than that.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 4, 2019 20:42:06 GMT -5
I hope they scrap together enough money to book a bunch of shit-level-indy Undertaker ripoffs and have an entire 30 Man Ripoff Rumble.
For a couple bucks worth of Arby's and a bottle of Hershey's Syrup I hear you can book Tommy Dreamer to bleed on somebody. Toss in some Subway coupons and he'll cry too.
It's a shame they probably don't have enough cash to book Brimstone AND his custom boots at the same time.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2019 20:52:22 GMT -5
I hope they scrap together enough money to book a bunch of shit-level-indy Undertaker ripoffs and have an entire 30 Man Ripoff Rumble. Sadly they JUST lost Abyss. Maybe this guy hailing from "The Streets of Rage" Davey Lawless, aka Andy Header, a self-proclaimed paladin according to Twitter, can be an adequate substitute- he seems pretty dark and disturbed- EDIT- OOH HE DOES ROMAN REIGNS TOO
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Post by r. on Feb 4, 2019 21:29:39 GMT -5
One Warrior Nation
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Feb 4, 2019 23:15:11 GMT -5
Ronald mcfondle and the mountain
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2019 23:19:12 GMT -5
Kongo Kong.
No, seriously.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 5, 2019 1:11:49 GMT -5
"Good news, we've just signed Otis Dozovic, Tucker Knight and Andrade Almas!" "Umm, you've bought the rights to those names, not the actual wrestlers, you know that, right?" "...Yes... of course I do..."
*hides contract for "Antonio Cesaro"*
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 5, 2019 1:52:02 GMT -5
Hangman Bruce Pobanz.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2019 2:07:01 GMT -5
Rock Steadfast
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Feb 5, 2019 4:26:05 GMT -5
"Good news, we've just signed Otis Dozovic, Tucker Knight and Andrade Almas!" "Umm, you've bought the rights to those names, not the actual wrestlers, you know that, right?" "...Yes... of course I do..." *hides contract for "Antonio Cesaro"* Isn't that akin to the weird purchasing of NWA by Billy Corgan? I thought Madison explained it one time, that Corgan bought stuff owned by the NWA, but not their video library?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 5, 2019 4:32:02 GMT -5
they can probably afford close personal friend to Stan Lee, Brimstone.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 5, 2019 11:10:50 GMT -5
they can probably afford close personal friend to Stan Lee, Brimstone. I wish i could read his Wikipedia page but it got taken down haha
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Post by sunnytaker on Feb 5, 2019 11:12:32 GMT -5
David Arquette?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2019 13:43:32 GMT -5
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 5, 2019 14:53:11 GMT -5
Boxcar Bob. He's a hungry young fighter. In fact TNA pays him in sandwiches.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Feb 5, 2019 15:51:35 GMT -5
Boxcar Bob. He's a hungry young fighter. In fact TNA pays him in sandwiches. Rolls or heros? Because I don't think TNA can afford heros.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 5, 2019 15:57:17 GMT -5
Exactly. Who.
/meaning some random guy wearing Neidhart's mask of course. //As Impact is pretty much a trashbag indy, why not use that technique? ///Mor-Ta-Ta the Kanyon Tribute and Goal-Duh the Original Oddity say hello.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 5, 2019 15:57:43 GMT -5
Aaron Rex, nah I don’t wish that on tna.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 5, 2019 16:20:13 GMT -5
Boxcar Bob. He's a hungry young fighter. In fact TNA pays him in sandwiches. Rolls or heros? Because I don't think TNA can afford heros. He's holding out for a hero.
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