If WWE wrote [Insert Property Here]

[EZ: Broken Bae]

If WWE had written The Force Awakens they'd have had a visibly winded Han Solo destroy Kylo Ren while Rey gets knocked out in the background by a Stormtrooper or something


(This is what that Elias/Jarrett match made think)

[Chiral]

If WWE wrote the original trilogy the Empire would get 90% of the screentime, mostly delivered through long winded monologues. Luke would have failed to blow up the Death Star and turned heel by joining Vader in ESB.

[EZ: Broken Bae]

If WWE wrote Rocky V there'd be another 90 minutes of runtime after Duke says "touch me and I'll sue" where the trial is shown and Rocky is left with nothing but his tighty whities

[Perd]

If they wrote ASoI&F/GoT: The bad guys continuously crush the good guys. And when the good guys eventually do win, people don’t really care anymore. Wait a second...

[rnrk supports BLM]

If WWE wrote Casablanca then Rick would join the Nazis to make sure we'd root for Ilsa and Laszlo to stay together.

[Deleted]

If WWE wrote the new She-Ra five episodes in Adora would rejoin the Horde and they'd wipe out the kingdom, the end.

[EZ: Broken Bae]

If WWE wrote Godzilla they'd insist he have a 200 foot-long penis

[Fade]

If WWE wrote porn no one would have sex because the viewer doesn’t know what they want

[Starshine]

If WWE wrote 'Rocky,' Rocky would have beaten Creed easily, even despite Mickey turning heel halfway through the fight.

[TheMediocreWarrior]

If WWE wrote the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel would get built up as a badass, only to be squashed by Thanos in Avengers 4.

Then Thanos would crush Spider-Man, Iron Man and Captain America together, then whatever superheroes are left.

[Deleted]

Feb 4, 2019 22:34:24 GMT -5 Starshine said:

If WWE wrote 'Rocky,' Rocky would have beaten Creed easily, even despite Mickey turning heel halfway through the fight.

If WWE wrote Rocky 2, the heel would spend the whole movie working out like a machine wanting to do the honorable thing of proving his worth while the face acted like an arrogant asshole and completely phoned it in because he was only doing the fight due to needing the money, only for the face to win anyway.

Wait...

[Starshine]

If WWE wrote Wall Street, it would be the same movie, but Gordon Gekko would be the valiant babyface fighting against "the system" while Bud would be the ungrateful, traitorous backstabber.

[The Lach is very tired]

If the WWE wrote the NFL they would have two teams that nobody likes meet in the Superbowl & play the most boring game in recent history.

Oh wait.......

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

If the WWE wrote Game of Thrones they would be even more incest

[Spider2024]

The Bride: "I am going to kill Bill."
Stephanie: "I can't let you kill anybody without getting medically cleared beforehand!"

[Spider2024]

Feb 5, 2019 2:56:36 GMT -5 The Lach is very tired said:

If the WWE wrote the NFL they would have two teams that nobody likes meet in the Superbowl & play the most boring game in recent history.

Oh wait.......

Also some marginally talented music group will preform for way too long a time period right in the middle of the event.

[Bo Rida]

If WWE wrote groundhog Day every Raw would look and feel the same for years with nothing really ever changing.

[Clint Bobski]

If WWE wrote Independence Day, the aliens would become HHH and Stephanie's new Authority, and Will Smith would only be booked to win after months of continuous defeats, and even then Independence Day Resurgence would be him jobbing out to an ID4 backed Hunter.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

Halfway through the first movie Riggs and Murtagh are split up as partners for no real reason and no clear direction what to do with them individually

[Push R Truth]

If WWE wrote Avengers: Endgame it would end up being about how HHH pedigreed Robocop off the top of the Daily Planet to save the local oil refinery from getting bulldozed and turned into a non-profit petting zoo for Make-A-Wish orphans.