Becky needs to destroy Mr. McMahon's entire life

[nisidhe]

No man can top the utter viciousness with which a woman can extract revenge on _anyone_ who's wronged her. Ric Flair is easy, if Becky wants to go the route of estranging the old man from his daughter - a few photos of Ric in bed with Becky might do it, and you'd kill two birds with one stone. Ditto for Trips and Steph - just imagine Steph growing more and more paranoid as more and more photos surface throwing Trips's future with the company and their marriage into question. As for Vince, there is no comeuppance for a narcissist quite like exposure to consequences, or exposure of his pain points. I'm pretty sure a Storytime with Becky about Vince's childhood would elicit a "REEEEEEEE" from Stamford that could be heard all around the world.

Of course, this all depends on how Creative wants to paint Becky. The above, though tacks suitable for a woman to take, might under other circumstances put her firmly within the heel end of the spectrum. On the other hand, in the broader narrative to challenge and conquer the favouritism historically embedded within WWE and somewhat formed (at least in kayfabe) by multi-generational dynasties, and to establish a meritocratic order, all becomes fair in love and war, and the biggest threat to dynasties has always been shame.

[Friday Night SmackSown]

Feb 12, 2019 11:55:24 GMT -5 Talent Name said:

Feb 12, 2019 10:55:14 GMT -5 Heinz Doofenschmirtz said:

I was kinda hoping it would lead to an Irish stable with Balor and Dain joining her but then I realized what the E would do with that.

ETA: God, I just realized they'd change Finn's name to Finn Shane and change his finishing move to 'The Troubles'

I mean his Original finisher name was 1916

Original name was Bloody Sunday, but got changed to 1916.

[Dub H]

As punishment, Vince will take away Becky's last name too.

[MAGGLE]

Becky should replace his Steroids with Estrogenics.

[Fake Jesus]

Feb 12, 2019 13:14:45 GMT -5 nisidhe said:

No man can top the utter viciousness with which a woman can extract revenge on _anyone_ who's wronged her. Ric Flair is easy, if Becky wants to go the route of estranging the old man from his daughter - a few photos of Ric in bed with Becky might do it, and you'd kill two birds with one stone. Ditto for Trips and Steph - just imagine Steph growing more and more paranoid as more and more photos surface throwing Trips's future with the company and their marriage into question. As for Vince, there is no comeuppance for a narcissist quite like exposure to consequences, or exposure of his pain points. I'm pretty sure a Storytime with Becky about Vince's childhood would elicit a "REEEEEEEE" from Stamford that could be heard all around the world.

Of course, this all depends on how Creative wants to paint Becky. The above, though tacks suitable for a woman to take, might under other circumstances put her firmly within the heel end of the spectrum. On the other hand, in the broader narrative to challenge and conquer the favouritism historically embedded within WWE and somewhat formed (at least in kayfabe) by multi-generational dynasties, and to establish a meritocratic order, all becomes fair in love and war, and the biggest threat to dynasties has always been shame.

Why do you think that would be storyline appropriate or at all good writing? I'm just picturing the palpable anger on here and reddit when the road to Wrestlemania gets reduced to Becky Lynch's Evolution rodeo. And people sometimes say the IWC is better at booking than McMahon is..

[Dub H]

Feb 12, 2019 13:32:14 GMT -5 Fake Jesus said:

Feb 12, 2019 13:14:45 GMT -5 nisidhe said:

No man can top the utter viciousness with which a woman can extract revenge on _anyone_ who's wronged her. Ric Flair is easy, if Becky wants to go the route of estranging the old man from his daughter - a few photos of Ric in bed with Becky might do it, and you'd kill two birds with one stone. Ditto for Trips and Steph - just imagine Steph growing more and more paranoid as more and more photos surface throwing Trips's future with the company and their marriage into question. As for Vince, there is no comeuppance for a narcissist quite like exposure to consequences, or exposure of his pain points. I'm pretty sure a Storytime with Becky about Vince's childhood would elicit a "REEEEEEEE" from Stamford that could be heard all around the world.

Of course, this all depends on how Creative wants to paint Becky. The above, though tacks suitable for a woman to take, might under other circumstances put her firmly within the heel end of the spectrum. On the other hand, in the broader narrative to challenge and conquer the favouritism historically embedded within WWE and somewhat formed (at least in kayfabe) by multi-generational dynasties, and to establish a meritocratic order, all becomes fair in love and war, and the biggest threat to dynasties has always been shame.

Why do you think that would be storyline appropriate or at all good writing? I'm just picturing the palpable anger on here and reddit when the road to Wrestlemania gets reduced to Becky Lynch's Evolution rodeo. And people sometimes say the IWC is better at booking than McMahon is..

Plus that is not Becky's character at all.

Also, Ric Flair bangs a young woman,i'm sure the man with 20 divorces would be really embarassed(Even in Kayfabe he is a Womanizer,it would just make Becky look awful).

[Heinz Doofenschmirtz]

Feb 12, 2019 11:55:24 GMT -5 Talent Name said:

Feb 12, 2019 10:55:14 GMT -5 Heinz Doofenschmirtz said:

I was kinda hoping it would lead to an Irish stable with Balor and Dain joining her but then I realized what the E would do with that.

ETA: God, I just realized they'd change Finn's name to Finn Shane and change his finishing move to 'The Troubles'

I mean his Original finisher name was 1916

Shit, I forgot that.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

To be honest, it would make me unreasonably happy if one week of Raw, Becky just stalked backstage slowly killing off a McMahon every now and then. Vince is found screaming in pain by Hunter and Steph, clutching his arm. Shane is found at the bottom of some stairs, beaten. Triple H tells Steph that it's fine, because they have security and Becky will never be able to get them alone.

But even the King of Kings needs to take a leak, and as Triple H leans over the sink to wash his hands, he looks up into the mirror, sees Becky there. The water's still running. She grabs Triple H and wrecks his arm. Steph runs away, chased somehow to the ring, and is cornered by Becky. Becky demands a lifting of her suspension and her spot back in the title match, Charlotte or no Charlotte. Steph agrees, Becky helps her to her feet, smiles, pats her on the back, then knocks her the f*** out anyway. And then in true WWE style we completely ignore that she had nothing in writing at that point, because she's GOIN' TO MANIA, BAYBEH.

[nisidhe]

Feb 12, 2019 13:32:14 GMT -5 Fake Jesus said:

Feb 12, 2019 13:14:45 GMT -5 nisidhe said:

No man can top the utter viciousness with which a woman can extract revenge on _anyone_ who's wronged her. Ric Flair is easy, if Becky wants to go the route of estranging the old man from his daughter - a few photos of Ric in bed with Becky might do it, and you'd kill two birds with one stone. Ditto for Trips and Steph - just imagine Steph growing more and more paranoid as more and more photos surface throwing Trips's future with the company and their marriage into question. As for Vince, there is no comeuppance for a narcissist quite like exposure to consequences, or exposure of his pain points. I'm pretty sure a Storytime with Becky about Vince's childhood would elicit a "REEEEEEEE" from Stamford that could be heard all around the world.

Of course, this all depends on how Creative wants to paint Becky. The above, though tacks suitable for a woman to take, might under other circumstances put her firmly within the heel end of the spectrum. On the other hand, in the broader narrative to challenge and conquer the favouritism historically embedded within WWE and somewhat formed (at least in kayfabe) by multi-generational dynasties, and to establish a meritocratic order, all becomes fair in love and war, and the biggest threat to dynasties has always been shame.

Why do you think that would be storyline appropriate or at all good writing? I'm just picturing the palpable anger on here and reddit when the road to Wrestlemania gets reduced to Becky Lynch's Evolution rodeo. And people sometimes say the IWC is better at booking than McMahon is..

Sorry, I didn't clarify. What I'm presenting here is not how _I_ would want the angle played out, but only to demonstrate that women often resort to different tactics in the same scenario, often with far more devastating and long-lasting effects for the targets.

If the endgame here is to "destroy Vince's life" such that the Mr. McMahon character leaves WWE for the foreseeable future, a Zamboni, beer or milk truck fitted with hoses isn't necessarily going to do it. The problem is that the tactics which might do this and which might be useful to a woman hellbent on vengeance might not be considered fair play, and almost certainly not suited to Lynch's character.

Sadly, it all points to Lynch being made a chump - and a prime target for AEW to snap up when her contract comes up for renegotiation.

[No Longer a Produceman]

Feb 12, 2019 9:34:24 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Becky puts catsup instead of ketchup on Vince's steak wrap and he ends up in the ER

[lionheart21]

Feb 12, 2019 10:05:06 GMT -5 Rumble McSkirmish said:

Two Words: Guinness Bath!

*cut to a heartbroken lionheart21 after watching such a waste of perfectly good Guinness*

[arrogantmodel]

Feb 12, 2019 0:23:14 GMT -5 mcstoklasa said:

Becky needs to go eat a bunch of Taco Bell and then go clog vinces toilet hardcore

Vince loves bathroom humor, so maybe that would get her in his good graces.

And Becky hunting down and dispatching the McMahons like Austin did with DX would be awesome. While Triple H is hiding in the office like, "Not this again!"

And Becky needs to go wreck Ric Flair on Monday and while whooping his ass, tells him that he better keep his crusty old ass away from Wrestlemania. Then while walking backstage, Sasha high fives her. A nice little nod to Wrestlemania 32.

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[No One]

She should kick him in the groin.

[Gremlin]

Thread title makes me think of Vince's "lethal dose of poison".

Becky: The WWE has cancer! If anybody is gonna kill the WWE, I'm gonna do it! Me and the i... W... o!

Irish World Order. Lynch, Sheamus, Balor, Dain, Finlay

Bonus points: it's also because of a Flair!

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Feb 13, 2019 0:34:52 GMT -5 Gremlin said:

Thread title makes me think of Vince's "lethal dose of poison".

Becky: The WWE has cancer! If anybody is gonna kill the WWE, I'm gonna do it! Me and the i... W... o!

Irish World Order. Lynch, Sheamus, Balor, Dain, Finlay

Bonus points: it's also because of a Flair!

Two of those people are from Northern Ireland, not the Republic. I realise that wouldn't matter to Vince, but it really should, and without breaking forum rules it's even more relevant lately than it has been for a while.