Rican
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Post by Rican on Feb 14, 2019 17:25:50 GMT -5
I read this as Rusev takes over NXT.
Which would be awesome.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Feb 15, 2019 16:30:10 GMT -5
The women's division as we know it is scrapped entirely. We're told that we will never see those ugly, talentless prudes again, and instead, a bunch of bikini models from a catalog that Russo just finished fapping to will be brought in to compete in the first-ever NXT Jello Bowl to determine the new Women's Champion. In addition, we witness the return of Jerry Lawler to his Attitude era persona on commentary.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 15, 2019 16:33:42 GMT -5
All the women on the roster are pregnant, except one because she is transgender and was born biologically male.
But somehow she give birth, but her baby is put on a pole!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 15, 2019 17:41:29 GMT -5
He'll find a Polish wrestler and have them conduct a survey, so we could have the first ever Poll on a Pole on a Pole match.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Feb 15, 2019 20:09:15 GMT -5
why would you even type that
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 15, 2019 20:12:03 GMT -5
Isn't there a ban on Russo threads? To the answer it would be horrible. He might cut a good feud here or there but it would be worse than NXT now. There is one on actual Russo stuff, like, if there's some newz thing tomorrow saying, "Russo thinks the world champion should be Otis", there wouldn't be a thread because who gives a shit what Russo wants/thinks, but I don't think this would fall under the purview of that.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 15, 2019 20:20:22 GMT -5
Isn't there a ban on Russo threads? To the answer it would be horrible. He might cut a good feud here or there but it would be worse than NXT now. There is one on actual Russo stuff, like, if there's some newz thing tomorrow saying, "Russo thinks the world champion should be Otis", there wouldn't be a thread because who gives a shit what Russo wants/thinks, but I don't think this would fall under the purview of that. Yeah this is a classic forum gimmick. We used to have threads all the time usually titled stuff like "Russoize WrestleMania 35". It's the "Russo says stupid things" threads that need to be quarantined, but frankly I'd personally prefer they not even be posted at all because I don't like feeding internet trolls with what they crave
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Post by northernmonkey on Feb 16, 2019 5:16:47 GMT -5
I never get why Russo still gets brought up, he was a pretty insignificant person in wrestling like 20 years ago and done nothing of note since, but hypothetically if he took over NXT then I think it would suck
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 16, 2019 10:18:56 GMT -5
Vince Russo is a dumb out-of-touch racist. Also, a sexist homophobe. dude trying to have fun. dont get this thread locked for being stupid. it's also a board tradition for Chazraps to say that Vince Russo is a dumb out-of-touch racist in every thread about him. lets not mess with traditions. it's like the "Booker T holding a Scott Hall photo" joke in photoshop threads.
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Post by JCBaggee on Feb 16, 2019 23:26:30 GMT -5
Hogan is GM of NXT, gets creative control alongside Russo.
David Arquette appears to come in for a thank you run, but lays down for Ed Leslie in the main event of TakeOver Brooklyn.
Ciampa gets, I don't know, a farting hockey player gimmick? It's hard to be this stupid.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Feb 17, 2019 2:03:05 GMT -5
Marks want technical wrestling... Let's have a submission match, but mount boxes on poles in each corner. In each box is a piece of paper that has a submission hold written on it. The wrestler can only win by using a submission that's found in the box that he opens. The submissions listed will be the abdominal stretch, the claw, spinning toe hold and the shoulder nerve hold... but get this... the finish will be that wrestler A knocks wrestler B with a porno mag, cause let's face it, Marks love porn too. But here's the kicker - he knocks him out cause the magazine is hard cause the pages are stuck together! No one will ever see that coming! Then he slaps on a hold as a formality and everyone gets ova!
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 17, 2019 3:45:01 GMT -5
Who is on the roster? Just going to use the last Takeover as an example. 1. War Raiders vs Undisputed Era Undisputed Era come out constantly pointing to their crotches. During the middle of the match, Kyle O Reilly and Rowe start checking out a girl at ringside. She has a shirt on that says "Undisputed" on the front and "War" on the back with arrows pointing down. The teams leave with her. 2. Matt Riddle vs Kassious Ohno The stipulation is that if Riddle loses, he can no longer say bro. If Ohno loses, he must go on a diet supervised by Riddle. Riddle wins when a bunch of random guys bring a keg to the ring and hit Ohno with it. 3. Richochet vs Johnny Gargano Richochet comes out in street clothes and sits in the ring. He says his real name is Trevor Mann, and he doesn't feel like working tonight. "Let's be honest, I'm the best worker around here". A couple guys come from the back to convince him to fight, including HHH. HHH pedigrees him, the bell rings, but Gargano refuses to cover him. "Not like that, Paul" he says, leaving the ring. 4. Shayna Baszler vs Bianca Belair This is a submission match, but Belair can only defeat Baszler with the Kirifuda Clutch. Shayna taps out to a sharpshooter and a crossface, but eventually Belair is pinned. Backstage, we learn the ref was paid off to count the three instead of following rules. 5. Aleister Black vs Tommaso Ciampa A Japanese woman leads an older man, wearing a shirt that says Observer, to the ring via a dog leash. The guy constantly types on a computer and puts up various stars at different spots of the match. Ciampa tosses Black into the computer, rendering him unconscious and he gets a contout win. The best and worst thing about Russo is that these sound kinda stupid.....and yet kinda interesting at the same time. I know in 98/99 generally he tried to finish all storylines with no loose ends or maybe one thin one for a future feud, but in WCW he was just crazy. You and I have massively different ideas on what sounds interesting. All of that save for MAYBE Riddle vs. Ohno sounds like the worst shit ever...and even then the Riddle vs. Ohno thing is "ok" at best... that said there's also teh aspect of where is this going... and I'm sure the answer is "we'll figure it out later, bro." ... and it never gets figured out later and is dropped.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 17, 2019 3:48:15 GMT -5
I never get why Russo still gets brought up, he was a pretty insignificant person in wrestling like 20 years ago and done nothing of note since, but hypothetically if he took over NXT then I think it would suck He's had semi important roles in wrestling companies pretty consistently since 97. Granted the only time he did anything WELL in wrestling was the WWF in 97-98... and he had once in a life time talent like Austin and The Rock to work with... ECW to steal some ideas from... and well teh entire pulse of society being .... X-TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME in the late 90's which his car crash style fits in perfectly. But since he was last fired from TNA his entire schtick has been saying trolly comments to get attention. Or saying stupidly obvious things like "WWE's push of Roman Reigns is failing" and then... either not provide an answer or provide an answer along the lines of Roman starts whipping his dick out backstage and women laugh at him.
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Post by J. Hova on Feb 17, 2019 5:43:57 GMT -5
He'll find a Polish wrestler and have them conduct a survey, so we could have the first ever Poll on a Pole on a Pole match. You forgot, it needs to be on a live feed from the North Pole and Santa, I don't know, piledrives Rudolph to put Blitzen in the main event.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 17, 2019 8:08:15 GMT -5
He'll find a Polish wrestler and have them conduct a survey, so we could have the first ever Poll on a Pole on a Pole match. You forgot, it needs to be on a live feed from the North Pole and Santa, I don't know, piledrives Rudolph to put Blitzen in the main event. And Mrs. Claus in a bikini
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Feb 17, 2019 8:10:44 GMT -5
Who hurt you, why would you wish such evil on to NXT?
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Post by SAJ Forth on Feb 17, 2019 14:44:36 GMT -5
I thought he took over WWE already.
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Post by segaz on Feb 17, 2019 16:36:29 GMT -5
The best and worst thing about Russo is that these sound kinda stupid.....and yet kinda interesting at the same time. I know in 98/99 generally he tried to finish all storylines with no loose ends or maybe one thin one for a future feud, but in WCW he was just crazy. You and I have massively different ideas on what sounds interesting. All of that save for MAYBE Riddle vs. Ohno sounds like the worst shit ever...and even then the Riddle vs. Ohno thing is "ok" at best... that said there's also teh aspect of where is this going... and I'm sure the answer is "we'll figure it out later, bro." ... and it never gets figured out later and is dropped. That's why I made the comment about him in WCW with no end game, no real thing planned out besides shock moments. Scenario one, yes the arrows and writing is straight up stupid. But.....who on earth is this girl who unites waring teams? Did she offer them money, or what? Two, apart from the 'not being allowed to say bro' seems genuinely not a bad idea for a feud starter. Three... haha well lose the 'best worker' line and we could have something here. Perhaps with some tweaking...he is told by HHH to fight, because HHH has given Ricochet a stipulation that if he loses he has to do something. Repercussions follow for all three men, hhh for his abuse of power also. Four.....That's not such a bad idea, the idea of a duff ref, and someone exerting pain so much, their opponent taps out, but can't. Five....this is stupid. I'm laughing my ass off. But then you retool it into a backstage director perhaps, someone who has a grudge against a wrestler and always plays the wrong music and shines lights in his eyes, edits his video package to make him look like a goof and.....suddenly you have a pretty cool idea. Russo NEEDS a filter. Always has.
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