Are we ever gonna get a payoff to the Jason Jordan thing?

[Deleted]

This bothers me. Even a simple line about it would suffice.

I mean, Jordan is probably done but surely they can still bring the story to an end. Thoughts?

[Deleted]

They're gonna Tyson Kidd him, so no.

[Mozenrath]

"And that botched paternity test! Someone sure got fired for that one!"
-fin-

[Push R Truth]

Well you see the payoff is HEY LOOK OVER THERE

[TGM]

Jason Jordan is going to be revealed as Hornswoggle all along.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

Should do a Unsolved Mysteries style show for the network

[Error]

Feb 15, 2019 11:15:25 GMT -5 I'm Team Bayley and Indi said:

Should do a Unsolved Mysteries style show for the network

There was one planned with Breeze and Fandango investigating stuff like this but with Fandango injured I guess it got shelved.

[bitteroldman]

Jason Jordan was never Kurt Angle's son.

In other news, Eurasia has always been at war with Eastasia

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

It will later be reveled that Jordan’s dad is actually Finlay and that Angle was just covering for him for unexplained extortion reasons.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Hey, a rapper spit, "Black man, white fam, I feel like Jason Jordan."

That's mission accomplished on this angle, imo.

[sportatorium]

Baron Corbin was behind all of it. The fake paternity test, all just to make Angle look bad & become GM. Jordan was nothing but a patsy for Baron Corbin. Maybe they should dedicate around 8 segments of Raw to Baron Corbin.

Oh...wait.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

In five years, it'll turn out that his dad is actually Hornswoggle.

Edit: Dammit, someone made Hornswoggle jokes before me.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Since it seems Jordan is out indefinitely there is little point to

[ayumidah]

I was kind of hoping they'd bring him back as Angle's assistant but now there are no non-McMahon GMs so I guess that's a no

[Deleted]

"He even broke his neck, i knew he was my boy!"

[northernmonkey]

He'll probably get Armin Tamzarian'd

[darbus alan]

Why bring a resolution to the angle when the principal person it was meant to elevate is probably never going to wrestle again?

[Feargus McReddit]

Feb 15, 2019 12:33:42 GMT -5 Error said:

Feb 15, 2019 11:15:25 GMT -5 I'm Team Bayley and Indi said:

Should do a Unsolved Mysteries style show for the network

There was one planned with Breeze and Fandango investigating stuff like this but with Fandango injured I guess it got shelved.

Also because the first one was goddamn bad in comparison to the skits.

[Rudy Gobert Fingers]

Feb 15, 2019 13:46:25 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

Hey, a rapper spit, "Black man, white fam, I feel like Jason Jordan."

That's mission accomplished on this angle, imo.

you think you know me

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Fine, Booker T doesn't hate him for no reason anymore.





























Just kidding, he still does.