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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Feb 23, 2019 1:42:38 GMT -5
Your dog's been thinking about finalizing a deal with AEW, but WWE's come up with an incredible offer and his paws are tied. Ever since he started barking "f*** ruffle ruffle e" during an interview, they've been absolutely smitten with his drive and amibition. Not like that bitch TJ Perkins. Do you encourage him to go for more money on the grand stage, or do you tell that pooch to stay loyal to the punk rock indies? You're his human and he needs you right now.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 23, 2019 1:44:06 GMT -5
Well, I'd be really confused as to why I suddenly have a dog all of the sudden, for one.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 23, 2019 1:58:42 GMT -5
My first question is: what the f*** did they do to my cat?
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Feb 23, 2019 2:04:31 GMT -5
My first question is: what the f*** did they do to my cat? Vince thinks cats are this weird millennial fad and the real, alpha men like him that make up WWE's audience want to see (big) dogs, so he tells your cat to shape up and learn to wag his f***ing tail if he wants a push. |
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Post by government mule on Feb 23, 2019 2:06:46 GMT -5
The easy answer to this is more money on the grand stage. It's about time my dog did some f***ing work for a change. I need a break.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2019 2:10:20 GMT -5
My dog is dead and has been for awhile so first I’d be concerned as to why he was suddenly back for the grave and asking me for advice but after the shock wore off I’d tell him only sign with wwe if they bump up the salary and offer him an executive vice president title like AEW promised him.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 23, 2019 3:19:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2019 4:49:20 GMT -5
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 23, 2019 5:57:46 GMT -5
WWE already has the big dog and various people talking about yards.
I think AEW would give him chance to be the top dog, I'd tell him to go there, mark his territory and demand dog collar matches.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 23, 2019 6:56:32 GMT -5
I feel like there is a pun involving Spot here somewhere
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Feb 23, 2019 7:28:44 GMT -5
It'd give new meaning to the phrase "neutered on the main roster"
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 23, 2019 9:31:39 GMT -5
look they cant put anything in c.m. punk's doghouse as it's still radioactive, I know you just want to see that space filled but you've got to wait until its safe.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 23, 2019 9:33:45 GMT -5
My dog is very disobedient. Austin Aries run at BEST.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 23, 2019 9:40:15 GMT -5
Can my dog be part of the WrestleMania main even storyline? He could be the reason for the feud between Daniel Bryan & Kevin Owens that's been rumored in at least one newz story.
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Post by EZ: Broken Bae on Feb 23, 2019 12:31:17 GMT -5
No, they'd just book him like a bitch
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 23, 2019 12:36:49 GMT -5
*looks over at avatar* We've already been through this...
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 23, 2019 13:07:43 GMT -5
One of my dogs shows up to the Performance Center.....with a fox skull.
Triple H tells the dog to grow up a bit and maybe he'll give her another look later.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2019 13:30:21 GMT -5
I don't trust HHH to bring out the best in my hypothetical dog
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 23, 2019 14:40:46 GMT -5
 RIP my beloved Misha 😢 But I do feel he would stay with the WWE so he could steal and eat Vince’s steak and ketchup sandwiches |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 23, 2019 16:24:05 GMT -5
No way, man, I've seen RUSSELL MADNESS. One minute we're getting the big bucks, the next minute John Ratzenberger's saying he owns my dog and Johnny Impact is using dog whistles in his matches. My dog wrestles for anybody, it's gonna be me, because the strongest tag team is family!
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