"Hey, Jose. Have you ever considered wearing a mask of your own face?"
"That'd be cool. But I'm afraid I'd be accused of ripping off a movie."
"Been there, man. Multiple times. Which one are you talking about?"
"I mean, have you seen the trailer for Us?"
"The TV show that makes people cry?"
"No, no. The next film from Jordan Peele. I'm really pumped after Get Out."
"Jordan Peele, the comedian?"
"Jordan Peele, the man bringing back The Twilight Zone."
"Ah, man. I loved the Twilight Zone. Even that brief return where they had Forest Whitaker hosting."
"I think I missed those."
"I'll lend you the DVDs."
"We're actually going to talk after this party?"
"You're my only friend."
"...You're my only friend."
"Let's go set Lex Luger's house on fire."
"That's a bit much, Sting."
"Yeah, I was never good at gauging pranks. Might be why everyone turned against me in the end."