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Post by thetower52 on Feb 26, 2019 21:02:20 GMT -5
Your Shelton Benjamin ?
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Post by brown bricks on Feb 26, 2019 21:02:41 GMT -5
I just don't care about Kingston, no matter how hard I try. This dude was wearing unicorn horns and throwing out pancakes not that long ago. I don't remotely buy him as WWE champion and never will. I get WHY people are invested in him, but no way in hell would I make him my world champion. Just my dumb opinion. I dunno, Jinder was jobbing a week before he became Number One Contender for the world title, it's wrestling, suspending disbelief is kind of the point. I didn't hear these complaints about Mankind when he wore a sock puppet. Jinder was also a terrible champion and should've never sniffed that title. I can suspend disbelief up until a certain point. For example, for me, this is like if Tito Santana won the Royal Rumble and then the title. Tito was a great wrestler, but I would've never bought him as world champion. I see the Mick Foley comparison a lot, but Kofi Kingston is not Mick Foley. To me, that's comparing apples to oranges (or pancakes to socks).
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Post by Shark on Feb 26, 2019 21:02:43 GMT -5
This is one of the few times I'm glad this isn't early 2000s WWF, because you know if it was Vince would be making out with Charlotte every week... I was getting ready to eat dinner. That image killed my appetite so thanks!
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Feb 26, 2019 21:03:05 GMT -5
Iβm just a tad bit bummed weβre getting another decade of generic heel Kevin Owens Decade? We're going to get TWO more decades. Unless he chokes to death on a pork chop in the meantime.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 21:03:10 GMT -5
Charlotte legitimately looks like an evil Disney queen and I love it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 21:03:29 GMT -5
Christ, could this promo meander any more? She just keeps saying the same thing over and over and over and over.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 21:03:37 GMT -5
Charlotte's doing so great in this role. I love me some heel Charlotte. That said...
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Post by Chiral on Feb 26, 2019 21:03:43 GMT -5
"A TREUE CHEEMPEION CEENT CHEEUZ"
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Post by brown bricks on Feb 26, 2019 21:03:56 GMT -5
This is one of the few times I'm glad this isn't early 2000s WWF, because you know if it was Vince would be making out with Charlotte every week... I was getting ready to eat dinner. That image killed my appetite so thanks! If it was '98 WWE, Ric would've been making out with Charlotte every week.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 26, 2019 21:03:56 GMT -5
"I would never... lay down... the title."
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 26, 2019 21:04:06 GMT -5
Ronda is a huge hypocrite, what a shocker, lmfao
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 26, 2019 21:04:14 GMT -5
How does Charlotte not even make walking look natural? The Great Charli. THE LOVELY MISS CARUSO IS HERE?! Oh, it's a play on Khali. I'm sad now.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 21:04:36 GMT -5
I have no problems with Rondaβs promos except she uses so many big words lol
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Post by thetower52 on Feb 26, 2019 21:04:40 GMT -5
Becky is the only one out of these 3 who can cut a f***ing promo good lord
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 26, 2019 21:04:53 GMT -5
Is Rousey a Von Eric? No? Then she ain't no Champion.
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Post by prettynami on Feb 26, 2019 21:05:11 GMT -5
Needs monty python "get on with it" right about now.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 26, 2019 21:05:14 GMT -5
Charlotte I love looking at you...you're really good in the ring...but, baby....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 21:05:22 GMT -5
I meant it when I said Ronda sounds like a 90s badly dubbed anime. She's horrible. She sounds like the VAs in those PS1 JRPGs.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 21:05:26 GMT -5
Charlotte legitimately looks like an evil Disney queen and I love it. I want Charlotte and Alexa as a tol 'n' smol evil Disney queen tag team.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 21:05:33 GMT -5
DONT YOU WINK AT ME, CHARLOTTE
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