Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Feb 27, 2019 16:40:52 GMT -5
I tried to think of a constructive reply to this news, something other than posting the word "lame" with seventeen As, but I'm afraid it's the best I can do. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame I bet I'm not the only one that checked...
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salz4life
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Post by salz4life on Feb 27, 2019 17:10:33 GMT -5
I just don't care about the "Hardy Boyz" anymore. I want Broken Matt and Brother Nero. I want a proper Broken Universe which I know, we aren't going to get.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 17:34:40 GMT -5
I’m still trying to figure out how one recovers from their spine FUSING to their pelvis.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Feb 27, 2019 17:47:07 GMT -5
I tried to think of a constructive reply to this news, something other than posting the word "lame" with seventeen As, but I'm afraid it's the best I can do. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame I bet I'm not the only one that checked... I did.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 27, 2019 17:53:23 GMT -5
Only because they wouldn't let Jeff be a part of it. All the best Broken stuff involved Matt AND Jeff. WWE thought they could replace Brother Nero with Bray Wyatt, which is typical dumbass WWE. Senor Benjamin, King Maxel, Reby, Vanguard 1, the animals, etc. It's not complete without them. The Halloween special they did on the Network last year was as good as anything BrWoken Matt has ever done. But the gimmick just doesn't translate well on a live show. Impact being mass taped was perfect for the gimmick because it was spoiler free TV, and they didn't have to put it on the screen for a live audience.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 27, 2019 17:57:16 GMT -5
Matt Hardy's neck Matt Hardy's back Matt Hardy's pussy and his crack Delete it now Delete it good Delete last few months just like you should
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 27, 2019 18:01:45 GMT -5
maybe Hardyz vs. Usos vs. Bar vs. DIY in a Ladder Match at Mania?
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 27, 2019 18:03:25 GMT -5
Ugh, go away the pair of you.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 27, 2019 18:15:39 GMT -5
I tried to think of a constructive reply to this news, something other than posting the word "lame" with seventeen As, but I'm afraid it's the best I can do. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame I bet I'm not the only one that checked... I was reading it on my phone, so I didn't check at the time. I have now checked. And I'm not saying if it's accurate or not, count it yourself marks #heel
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Post by ChitownKnight on Feb 27, 2019 19:29:38 GMT -5
It doesn’t feel right having Matt’s last tag title reign be with Bray. I wonder if both the Hardy’s are going to retire together now
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Feb 27, 2019 19:52:14 GMT -5
Soooo is he sleeping Matt now since he's not woken?
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 27, 2019 21:22:26 GMT -5
I was going to post about getting a bit sick of people apparently being too injured to wrestle and then coming back, but then I remembered this is wrestling, and how am I complaining about this now rather than in say, 1983? I think in Matt's case, though, he was pretty much f***ed in the shape he was in. This also doesn't feel exploitative since he'd put out pics of his weight loss and even specifically told people he had not retired, at least I am positive I saw something like that a few weeks ago. Then again, Matt does love working people.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 27, 2019 21:40:01 GMT -5
I was going to post about getting a bit sick of people apparently being too injured to wrestle and then coming back, but then I remembered this is wrestling, and how am I complaining about this now rather than in say, 1983? I think in Matt's case, though, he was pretty much f***ed in the shape he was in. This also doesn't feel exploitative since he'd put out pics of his weight loss and even specifically told people he had not retired, at least I am positive I saw something like that a few weeks ago. Then again, Matt does love working people. Yeah, the idea that Matt had probably retired came from the dirtsheets, based on the fact that he had been off TV for months, he had been posting some career retrospective stuff on his Twitter, and had been occasionally working as an agent. Matt has on several occasions since declared that he's not retired, and on Lillian Garcia's podcast stated that he had specifically avoided using the word "retired" in his posts, while accepting that he's in the final stretch of his career.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 21:50:04 GMT -5
Matt Hardy's neck Matt Hardy's back Matt Hardy's pussy and his crack Thanks. I’ll have nightmares tonight.
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 28, 2019 0:09:05 GMT -5
Give me USOs/ Hardy’s while Matt’s still in this shape. Jeff’s been looking better for awhile now too, so they may have one good run left in them yet. Then feud them for the 9000th time, except make Jeff the heel. All I want is one “Antichrist of Professional Wrestling” run in the WWE. Only if he uses this theme song
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Feb 28, 2019 1:36:18 GMT -5
Give me USOs/ Hardy’s while Matt’s still in this shape. Jeff’s been looking better for awhile now too, so they may have one good run left in them yet. Then feud them for the 9000th time, except make Jeff the heel. All I want is one “Antichrist of Professional Wrestling” run in the WWE. Only if he uses this theme song Hell yeah. I mean... even “Modest” beats the generic Hardy Boyz theme he’s been rocking this entire comeback, so any change is good when they break up again.
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Post by benstudd on Feb 28, 2019 2:46:14 GMT -5
Didn’t the broken character turn out to be a bit Lame in wwe anyway? Bear in mind I have not watched it but it was easily predictable given their current creative.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2019 2:55:08 GMT -5
Wait, people didn't like Woken Matt in the WWE? Since when? Woken Matt was awesome. The match with Wyatt at the compound was like the highlight of the year, and the original team with Wyatt was great. That team petered out and ended anticlimactically, but... that's enough to have everyone look back on it and say the original character sucked? Well, those were good, but you also had like four months of him doing nothing but laughing like an idiot every week.
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trollrogue
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Post by trollrogue on Feb 28, 2019 4:05:48 GMT -5
I’m still trying to figure out how one recovers from their spine FUSING to their pelvis. If you're a patient on Grey's Anatomy, Jackson Avery the upstart Plastics Surgeon would suggest putting in metal bars and cutting the pelvis to supplement and separate the fused-sections. But I'm not a real doctor, just a writer! So it may be 33% possible someone would have to #factcheck
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Post by northernmonkey on Feb 28, 2019 16:02:09 GMT -5
I'd rather Broken Matt became 205 Live GM and just turn the show into some kind of weird universe for him
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