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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 4, 2019 18:43:56 GMT -5
Whomever wrote these lyrics must think they are the lowest point of their career:
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!) I love to love 'em I love to kick 'em I love to shove 'em I love to stick 'em Love to flaunt 'em I love to watch 'em I love to pick 'em And I'm gonna kick 'em 'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) I'm an Ass Man
So many asses, so little time Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime I'm a lover, of every kind The best surprises always sneak up from behind
I'm an Ass man Yeah; I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) I'm an Ass Man
Buns of glory, Buns of steel Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel You walk behind me, I feel the heat. That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street
I'm an Ass man Yeah; I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I love to love 'em I love to kick 'em I love to shove 'em I love to stick 'em Love to flaunt 'em I love to watch 'em I love to pick 'em And I'm gonna kick 'em
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 4, 2019 19:05:39 GMT -5
Just think, if they sold this with Stacy Keibler, it probably would've sold more than Hogan's Wrestling Buddy.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 4, 2019 19:39:27 GMT -5
Just think, if they sold this with Stacy Keibler, it probably would've sold more than Hogan's Wrestling Buddy. You should have seen the look on this kid I work with face when we told him about anatomical sex toys created from porn stars naughty bits. He is like 22 or so but had no idea such a thing existed.
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Post by Error on Mar 5, 2019 0:42:06 GMT -5
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Post by TGM on Mar 5, 2019 5:17:07 GMT -5
Goddamn I thought I'd had an original idea finally.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 5, 2019 9:25:31 GMT -5
Just think, if they sold this with Stacy Keibler, it probably would've sold more than Hogan's Wrestling Buddy. You should have seen the look on this kid I work with face when we told him about anatomical sex toys created from porn stars naughty bits. He is like 22 or so but had no idea such a thing existed. Pretty sure I learned about that from the Real Sex series on HBO when I was like 13.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 5, 2019 15:08:17 GMT -5
You should have seen the look on this kid I work with face when we told him about anatomical sex toys created from porn stars naughty bits. He is like 22 or so but had no idea such a thing existed. Pretty sure I learned about that from the Real Sex series on HBO when I was like 13. He’s pretty innocent about that kind of thing for some reason. He loves learning things, so the people would oblige.
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Post by J. Hova on Mar 5, 2019 22:21:00 GMT -5
I think we should all be grateful that it’s not foam merchandise of Val Venis Damn you, that's what I was going to post.....
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Post by El Hijo de Mr. Ass on Mar 6, 2019 1:27:56 GMT -5
It's weird that Billy Gunn is remembered as this guy who had a bunch of chances, but he just couldn't pull the trigger to make it as a top singles star...... while the gimmick they gave him to work with was "something something asses." Like, not even COHERENT about asses. Not "He likes women's asses" or "He's very proud of his own ass and keeps showing it off." Just the word "ass" is involved somehow, and that's it. "Ha ha! Gotta have ass, pal!"
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Mar 6, 2019 3:59:43 GMT -5
I heard they were working on Bayley one but they ran out of foam
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Mar 6, 2019 14:11:15 GMT -5
Whomever wrote these lyrics must think they are the lowest point of their career: You walk behind me, I feel the heat. That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street
Okay, this is explicitly about farting, right?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2019 23:10:39 GMT -5
The fact that they created and sold this yet during the Ass Cream Craze of 2002 I couldn’t find a jar anywhere and I looked.
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Post by El Hijo de Mr. Ass on Mar 7, 2019 1:45:07 GMT -5
Whomever wrote these lyrics must think they are the lowest point of their career: You walk behind me, I feel the heat. That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street
Okay, this is explicitly about farting, right? I got gas, man! *brrrap brrrap* Yeah, I got gas, man!
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Mar 7, 2019 20:46:03 GMT -5
It's weird that Billy Gunn is remembered as this guy who had a bunch of chances, but he just couldn't pull the trigger to make it as a top singles star...... while the gimmick they gave him to work with was "something something asses." Like, not even COHERENT about asses. Not "He likes women's asses" or "He's very proud of his own ass and keeps showing it off." Just the word "ass" is involved somehow, and that's it. What!?!? He was the most clearly defined character of the Attitude era He just loved all things Ass He loved to love 'em He Loved to kick 'em He loved to shove 'em He Loved to stick 'em He Loved flaunt 'em He loved to watch 'em He loved to pick 'em and he went and Kicked 'em Because: he was an Ass Man. That's 9 things we knew about that Dude! I couldn't tell you 9 things about Bill GOldberg
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Mar 7, 2019 20:55:51 GMT -5
the minute Billy Gunn's character became "guy obsessed with his ass" you knew he was never going to amount to anything. You mean like the guy who owns the company?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 7, 2019 20:59:24 GMT -5
Chaz does the wrestling god's work by bringing us these blessed treasures.
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Post by jimmyjames on Mar 8, 2019 4:41:02 GMT -5
I just saw it and I'm really disappointed. I thought he would be a literal foam ass. Shaped and looking like an persons butt.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 8, 2019 5:51:55 GMT -5
the minute Billy Gunn's character became "guy obsessed with his ass" you knew he was never going to amount to anything. You mean like the guy who owns the company? Well played, Clerks.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 8, 2019 10:43:50 GMT -5
I clicked the link to EBay, and now I'm getting emails if I'm still interesed in buyiing the damn thing. Thanks a lot, chazraps!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 16:39:04 GMT -5
I think we should all be grateful that it’s not foam merchandise of Val Venis If they did someone would be selling it and this as a package deal.
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