Perd
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Post by Perd on Mar 8, 2019 1:17:40 GMT -5
Here’s what needs to happen: - At Fastlane, we redo the fimgerpoke of doom. Becky pins Charlotte. And they reveal that they’re a lesbian couple. They’ve been plotting revenge ever since Ronda banged Tic Flair at Mania 34. - On Raw, Ronda says she knew the whole time. And, in a preemptive strike, it was she who got Alicia Fox drunk. Thereby getting Arn Anderson, who’s revealed as Becky’s biological father, fired. - Some time laget, Becky and Charlotte beat down Ronda. Becky hits Ronda with her bad knee, smiles, reveals her knee is fine, and is in fact Weapon X. - At Mania, during the main event, CM PHBK parachutes in, and says he’s going to main event Mania one way or the other, and reveals he’s strapped with dynamite. Colt Canama rushes to the ring to plead with Punk. They realize they’re each other’s one true love. AJ Lee has no idea because she’s playing the Witcher 3 for the ninth time. I love the idea that Ric Flair is actually a giant tick in a man costume. And the fact that this entire post was written while drunk. If he stays in you too long, you’re probably going to get a disease.
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Post by cosmo on Mar 8, 2019 1:20:36 GMT -5
I like to think that Ronda didn't realize that wrestling was rigged up until maybe a week ago, and she got super pissed about it when somebody smartened her up.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 8, 2019 1:21:00 GMT -5
Dudes don’t overthink this lol, it’s all a work. A very badly thought out, confusing, convoluted work. Yup, it's sad because this didn't need any of this shit. Becky: Talks shit... BUT CAN SHE BACK IT UP? Ronda: Quiet. Waiting. Badass. Charlotte: The "chosen one". Can her natural gifts and lineage help her against the "Baddest Woman on the Planet" and her rival who has been on a hot streak? Boom. That's it. There was your main event WWE.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 8, 2019 1:22:31 GMT -5
What even is this shit?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 8, 2019 1:22:42 GMT -5
I love the idea that Ric Flair is actually a giant tick in a man costume. And the fact that this entire post was written while drunk. If he stays in you too long, you’re probably going to get a disease. Tic Flair Drip.
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Shai
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Post by Shai on Mar 8, 2019 1:23:05 GMT -5
Wasn't this whole thing supposed to be Ronda/Charlotte until Becky unexpectedly blew up?
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Post by Germansuplex on Mar 8, 2019 1:23:41 GMT -5
Love the little details, like her wearing a RKO hoodie and getting her hair done while talking shit.
This angle has become a dumpster fire in no time.
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Mar 8, 2019 1:23:55 GMT -5
If I am casual UFC fan or a Minivan Suburban Mom Casual Fan what is more likely to get me watch WM?
A well crafted storyline that has a historic significance as the 1st Women's match to Headline a Wrestling Event aka a sport/competition I don't watch
Hearing about Ronda going apeshit on social media,to a point where you have no idea if she is gonna shoot and beat the **it out of these WWE women?
The tv story may border btwn LOLTNA and Russo bad level,but they are gonna get some eyeballs on this and Becky and Charlotte's will actually benefit from this
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 8, 2019 1:25:18 GMT -5
Wasn't this whole thing supposed to be Ronda/Charlotte until Becky unexpectedly blew up? Yes. Regardless of story, Becky is the +1. She got hot so they reworked plans to let Becky in but make it seem like Charlotte was the extra one. The story was fine. Slow. Dumb (in that destination booking way). But fine. Especially compared to this mess.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 8, 2019 1:27:53 GMT -5
Yup, it's sad because this didn't need any of this shit. Becky: Talks shit... BUT CAN SHE BACK IT UP? Ronda: Quiet. Waiting. Badass. Charlotte: The "chosen one". Can her natural gifts and lineage help her against the "Baddest Woman on the Planet" and her rival who has been on a hot streak? Boom. That's it. There was your main event WWE. Yea, this should have been as simple as simple can be
Ronda stands there in all segments just looking like a mean bitch with things like video package showing her training Ivan Drago style.
The overconfident, cocky, Queen Charlotte has no worries because of who she is and the fact she is the most decorated female on the roster and in history in general
Becky, the shit talking woman who's had an insane 6 months and on a massive high but can she overcome two of the baddest women on the planet
Pretty f***ing simple and yet the only one who comes out this looking decent right now is Charlotte
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 1:28:18 GMT -5
Wasn't this whole thing supposed to be Ronda/Charlotte until Becky unexpectedly blew up? Yes. Regardless of story, Becky is the +1. She got hot so they reworked plans to let Becky in but make it seem like Charlotte was the extra one. The story was fine. Slow. Dumb (in that destination booking way). But fine. Especially compared to this mess. Crazy how much of an effect Nia's accidental punch has had.
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Post by jivesoulbrah on Mar 8, 2019 1:29:45 GMT -5
I wasn’t a fan of Charlotte until I saw what she tweeted about Ronda. Bravo Queen
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Mar 8, 2019 1:29:46 GMT -5
First Becky owned her(a lot), now Charlotte...can someone tell Ronda to stay off social media...she just really sucks at these, so bad.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 1:30:21 GMT -5
Dudes don’t overthink this lol, it’s all a work. A very badly thought out, confusing, convoluted work. This thread wasn't made because it's a shoot or a work. It was made because it's BAD. I was gonna put that in the OP but I figured we'd discuss the quality of the product rather than if it's scripted or not. ?? A few posts above mine someone is debating if WWE gave her permission to post the video or not.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 8, 2019 1:30:52 GMT -5
If they built this up over time with Ronda becoming slowly "unhinged" as time goes on and then her fully snapping this would been one thing but they did a complete 180 on this
If Heyman wanted to help this story so badly he should been like f** it i'll manage Ronda on TV so she can stand there looking mean like Brock
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Shai
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Shai on Mar 8, 2019 1:31:34 GMT -5
First Becky owned her(a lot), now Charlotte...can someone tell Ronda to stay off social media...she just really sucks at these, so bad. If anything good has come out of this trainwreck at least for me, Goddamn do I love Charlotte now.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 1:31:55 GMT -5
Penelope Twinklebottom is a legend.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 8, 2019 1:34:50 GMT -5
If they built this up over time with Ronda becoming slowly "unhinged" as time goes on and then her fully snapping this would been one thing but they did a complete 180 on this If Heyman wanted to help this story so badly he should been like f** it i'll manage Ronda on TV so she can stand there looking mean like Brock They could have had her "snap" exactly like Shamrock or Backlund. They done f***ed this up by overcomplicating an easy story. Whoever gave birth to these dumbass twists needs to remember KISS. Keep It Simple, Stupid.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 1:37:41 GMT -5
This thread wasn't made because it's a shoot or a work. It was made because it's BAD. I was gonna put that in the OP but I figured we'd discuss the quality of the product rather than if it's scripted or not. ?? A few posts above mine someone is debating if WWE gave her permission to post the video or not. I know people did, I'm just talking about me making the thread in general though. People can do what they want.
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Post by Some Guy on Mar 8, 2019 1:37:48 GMT -5
Every single Mania match story has been an utter mess (with the exception of Orton/AJ which works because neither are on TV at all right now) and this is just zooming ahead of the rest with each passing day. Don't know how you see that night after Rumble promo between Becky/Ronda and f*** it up this bad, but I can never doubt this company to pull it off.
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