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Post by sportatorium on Mar 8, 2019 15:04:39 GMT -5
Now that Ronda has gone all worked shoot to another level, how far do these two have to go?
Triple H yelling “movies are completely scripted, you’re in my world Drax, I mean Dave- you quit to make even more money and become a bigger star because you couldn’t handle THIS BUSINESS”
Dave- Actually that’s right- I changed my mind and really don’t want to do this unless Undertaker might want to do a match.
You’re a quitter, and that’s not a character!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 15:07:52 GMT -5
HHH's daughters and Batista's basketballs will get involved.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 8, 2019 15:09:04 GMT -5
HHH: How's that Disney money treating you Dave?
Batista: Pretty f**ing good, I sleep with it next to the corpse of Ric Flair
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 8, 2019 15:10:31 GMT -5
"You know what happens when you light a tree on fire? It dies."
"I am Groot..."
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Mar 8, 2019 15:12:02 GMT -5
HHH: How's that Disney money treating you Dave? Batista: Pretty f**ing good, I sleep with it next to the corpse of Ric Flair HHH: Shame there might not be another Guardians movie! Batista: ...You do know there’s something called royalties,right? |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 8, 2019 15:13:23 GMT -5
HHH: How's that Disney money treating you Dave? Batista: Pretty f**ing good, I sleep with it next to the corpse of Ric Flair HHH: Shame there might not be another Guardians movie! Batista: ...You do know there’s something called royalties,right?  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 15:13:57 GMT -5
Wouldn't be surprised if Triple H did that whole thing simply to not make Rousey's dumb antics recently an outlier.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 8, 2019 15:14:43 GMT -5
HHH: How's that Disney money treating you Dave? Batista: Pretty f**ing good, I sleep with it next to the corpse of Ric Flair HHH: Shame there might not be another Guardians movie! Batista: ...You do know there’s something called royalties,right? HHH: Well.......you work with an animated tree Dave: Well at least something gets wood around here, isn't that right Steph |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 16:13:41 GMT -5
HHH: Shame there might not be another Guardians movie! Batista: ...You do know there’s something called royalties,right? HHH: Well.......you work with an animated tree Dave: Well at least something gets wood around here, isn't that right Steph *All the while Rocket is being chased around by the Riott Squad in the background* |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 16:15:06 GMT -5
You mean Paul and Dave, right?
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Mar 8, 2019 16:15:26 GMT -5
HHH: Well.......you work with an animated tree Dave: Well at least something gets wood around here, isn't that right Steph *All the while Rocket is being chased around by the Riott Squad in the background* I want this to be Bradley Cooper in a Racoon suit SO BAD. |
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Post by Prince Petty on Mar 8, 2019 16:16:09 GMT -5
Paul Levesque storming onto the set of Guardians of the Galaxy 3 to attack Dave when he's in full Drax makeup, then stopping to point out that Rocket and Groot are CGI, and are just played by two dudes in motion capture outfits.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 16:25:08 GMT -5
Something something script
Something something character
Something something Richard Fliehr
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Post by Chiral on Mar 8, 2019 16:25:51 GMT -5
3rd base encouraged, home run...allowed.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 16:26:25 GMT -5
Something something script Something something character Something something Richard Fliehr Paul's about to go Good Guy 101 on Dave. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 8, 2019 16:51:33 GMT -5
*All the while Rocket is being chased around by the Riott Squad in the background* I want this to be Bradley Cooper in a Racoon suit SO BAD. Just for more absurdity, just a tail and ears. And the most bored expression he could possibly make. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 17:07:47 GMT -5
Batista blames Triple H for having him win the Rumble.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2019 17:19:41 GMT -5
There’s only one stipulation dangerous enough to end this situation.  |
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Post by defectiveepitaph on Mar 8, 2019 18:25:53 GMT -5
*All the while Rocket is being chased around by the Riott Squad in the background* I want this to be Bradley Cooper in a Racoon suit SO BAD. I want it to be Drake Maverick. |
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Post by JCBaggee on Mar 8, 2019 23:12:11 GMT -5
Following a ref bump, Triple H is suddenly blinded when (Hornswoggle dressed as) Rocket Raccoon rakes his eyes.
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