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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 11, 2019 22:24:30 GMT -5
Dave was spittin' harder than a llama on NXT Season 3!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2019 22:29:39 GMT -5
I already did it twice in the Raw thread but I can't let a thread about drool past without some MGX.  |
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Post by Perd on Mar 11, 2019 22:33:18 GMT -5
Morrissey thinks Dave is a little carried away with getting what he wants.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2019 22:41:19 GMT -5
Batista brushed his teeth with a Super Soaker or some shit.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2019 23:27:00 GMT -5
To be fair, Batista is just doing what real actors do.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 1:04:34 GMT -5
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 12, 2019 1:48:59 GMT -5
Jeez, just f*** and get it over with Trips and Big Dave.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 12, 2019 1:50:14 GMT -5
I thought this was going to be about him leaving thirsty comments about Bayley and the rest on instagram.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Mar 12, 2019 2:04:53 GMT -5
I'm more interested in that before he cut his promo, he stood there in awkward silence and kept moving his lips like he was trying to remember his lines until HHH interjected with line of the night.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 2:19:14 GMT -5
ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF ME
LOOKING DOWN ON ME
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Post by bearned on Mar 12, 2019 4:27:17 GMT -5
I'm more interested in that before he cut his promo, he stood there in awkward silence and kept moving his lips like he was trying to remember his lines until HHH interjected with line of the night. I thought he just taking in the genuine heel heat he was getting. |
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Post by sunnytaker on Mar 12, 2019 11:39:43 GMT -5
I just like how the whole time they both wanted the same thing.
batista: you know what I want (a match with you HHH)
HHH: well i'm not gonna give you what I want i'm going to beat the hell out of you!
batista: then give me what I want ( a chance to fight you at mania)
HHH: no dave we're doing this my way ad i'm going to fight you!
batista: then give me what I want! (a fight with you)
HHH: no dave I won't, i'm going to fight you and your guardians of the indies!
batista; but hunter...that's what I want... fighting you.
HHH: oh...well YOU GOT IT!
batista: k thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 11:44:11 GMT -5
I just like how the whole time they both wanted the same thing. batista: you know what I want (a match with you HHH) HHH: well i'm not gonna give you what I want i'm going to beat the hell out of you! batista: then give me what I want ( a chance to fight you at mania) HHH: no dave we're doing this my way ad i'm going to fight you! batista: then give me what I want! (a fight with you) HHH: no dave I won't, i'm going to fight you and your guardians of the indies! batista; but hunter...that's what I want... fighting you. HHH: oh...well YOU GOT IT! batista: k thanks. They didn't want the same thing. Batista specifically wanted a match, Triple H just wanted to beat his ass then and there. Triple H was all about hurting him while Batista was specifically wanting to have it happen in the context of an actual competition. |
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Post by sunnytaker on Mar 12, 2019 11:49:41 GMT -5
I just like how the whole time they both wanted the same thing. batista: you know what I want (a match with you HHH) HHH: well i'm not gonna give you what I want i'm going to beat the hell out of you! batista: then give me what I want ( a chance to fight you at mania) HHH: no dave we're doing this my way ad i'm going to fight you! batista: then give me what I want! (a fight with you) HHH: no dave I won't, i'm going to fight you and your guardians of the indies! batista; but hunter...that's what I want... fighting you. HHH: oh...well YOU GOT IT! batista: k thanks. They didn't want the same thing. Batista specifically wanted a match, Triple H just wanted to beat his ass then and there. Triple H was all about hurting him while Batista was specifically wanting to have it happen in the context of an actual competition. but in the end batista got a match where HHH can beat his ass in whatever way he chooses due to it being no holds barred so to me it seems like they both got what they wanted other than the timing. |
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Mar 12, 2019 12:19:04 GMT -5
Batista screaming “gimme what I want!” repeatedly like a child on a temper tantrum was hilarious.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Mar 12, 2019 13:16:51 GMT -5
POST GIFS OF DROOLING BATISTA FOR THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T GET TO SEE THIS MAGNIFICENCE!!!!!!
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Mar 12, 2019 14:30:48 GMT -5
Triple H v Batista will be 35 minutes of hem oiling one another up wearing banana hammocks before flexing for another 5.
Then they kiss.
Fade to black
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Post by fw91 on Mar 12, 2019 14:44:35 GMT -5
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Post by Dub H on Mar 12, 2019 14:53:08 GMT -5
I just like how the whole time they both wanted the same thing. batista: you know what I want (a match with you HHH) HHH: well i'm not gonna give you what I want i'm going to beat the hell out of you! batista: then give me what I want ( a chance to fight you at mania) HHH: no dave we're doing this my way ad i'm going to fight you! batista: then give me what I want! (a fight with you) HHH: no dave I won't, i'm going to fight you and your guardians of the indies! batista; but hunter...that's what I want... fighting you. HHH: oh...well YOU GOT IT! batista: k thanks. "You want it, I want it. LETS DO THIIIIIS?" |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 14:57:13 GMT -5
I have zero clue why, but I love the idea of Batista being so obsessed with wanting to end both his own career and triple h’s life at Mania so badly that he began to crack and drool all over himself due to being so insane.
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