|
|
Post by sportatorium on Mar 18, 2019 22:28:36 GMT -5
They now ruin everything
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 22:30:34 GMT -5
 That's too damn true. Nice call lmao. You've got Corbin who's that loser douchebag heel you never wanna see on your tv. I'd rather see another Scott Norton/Ice Train match than a Baron Corbin match. You've got Lashley who's got the personality of a late 90s Diddy verse. "And I'm bigger than the city lights down-", f*** outta here man. And lastly you've got Drew McIntyre who's just a Scottish Corbin who, instead of being built as another annoying heel loser douchebag, is presented as a terminator. Shit they straight up called him Terminator tonight. These dudes are Glad bags. |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 22:32:38 GMT -5
Imagine a 6-man tag with them vs. Kane, Big Show and Mark Henry (I want to say he was the third Local Man here)
|
|
Chiral
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 76,214 
|
Post by Chiral on Mar 18, 2019 22:34:41 GMT -5
Royal Rumble in 5 years: New The Guy SLEDGE(TM) spends the entire match lying down on the outside after McIntyre/Corbin/Lashley put him through the announce table (SLEDGE(TM) gets gassed very easily) while the trio eliminates literally everyone in the match like this:  Until SLEDGE(TM) comes in after everyone else is gone and hits them each with his finisher, 14 Stone Cold Stunners, and wins. |
|
|
|
Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 18, 2019 22:57:48 GMT -5
Imagine a 6-man tag with them vs. Kane, Big Show and Mark Henry (I want to say he was the third Local Man here) Henry was just about there, but this was when he was starting to phase out of full-time wrestling so he never got that moment where it really cemented him like Big Show and Kane got. |
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 23:02:28 GMT -5
They are the localest of men. These men live in your house.
|
|
|
|
Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Mar 18, 2019 23:17:34 GMT -5
I think we need to make this official.  |
|
lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
Posts: 31,489 
|
Post by lionheart21 on Mar 18, 2019 23:40:17 GMT -5
Honestly, I prefer my nickname for them: Three Man Bland
|
|
|
|
Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 18, 2019 23:43:10 GMT -5
Honestly, I prefer my nickname for them: Three Man Bland I almost used that in the intro blurb for the RAW thread. |
|
Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
Posts: 39,104
|
Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Mar 19, 2019 0:14:22 GMT -5
Nope.
By law, only Kane and Big Show can be considered Local Men.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 19, 2019 7:17:43 GMT -5
Yeah, I think these dudes are pretty Local. Now Big Show is going to have to tag with Seth and Roman in Shield cosplay then turn heel on them to reclaim his Localness.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2019 9:42:42 GMT -5
I don’t want to associate my man Lashley with these two goofs. But you’re right, Corbin and McIntyre are complete ASS and have no business headlining shows.
|
|
|
|
Post by RedSmile on Mar 19, 2019 9:48:35 GMT -5
Honestly, I prefer my nickname for them: Three Man Bland I've seen somebody on twitter call them the Bore Horsemen. |
|
|
|
Post by Prince Petty on Mar 19, 2019 10:24:31 GMT -5
Corbin is so local I feel like he's sitting next to me on the couch. It's not a pleasant feeling.
Lashley continues to be a non-entity, charisma vacuum. Even when they gave him a 'hypeman' he sucked. And McIntyre is as boring now as he was when he was ending parties.
|
|
FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
Posts: 16,518
|
Post by FinalGwen on Mar 19, 2019 10:27:52 GMT -5
They're so local that the next WWE tour is going to Royston Vasey.
However, so as not to dilute the Local Man brand, can I suggest we call them the Local Boys? It even gets in a bit of extra disdain through the OSW parlance.
|
|
|
|
Post by cabbageboy on Mar 19, 2019 10:28:10 GMT -5
I mostly blame Corbin. He is so utterly Local, so utterly heatless, so lacking in redeeming value that anyone he gets near is tarnished. As in if Lashley and McIntyre were just a vicious tag team they would be at least okay (add Rush as manager). But throw in Corbin and it's just dire.
|
|
Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
Posts: 6,687
|
Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 19, 2019 11:13:07 GMT -5
I refer to the New Local Men as The Whiz Kids. Time to go take a whiz when they appear on my telly.
|
|
Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
Posts: 37,742
|
Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 19, 2019 11:24:22 GMT -5
I mostly blame Corbin. He is so utterly Local, so utterly heatless, so lacking in redeeming value that anyone he gets near is tarnished. As in if Lashley and McIntyre were just a vicious tag team they would be at least okay (add Rush as manager). But throw in Corbin and it's just dire. It doesn't help that you've got Drew and Lashley as freak athletes with shredded physique, then for some reason their alpha is a flabby geek dressed like a blackjack dealer. |
|
Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
Posts: 48,423
|
Post by Dub H on Mar 19, 2019 12:17:46 GMT -5
I say it again: WHen Lashley is the most charismatic and interesting of your stable,you got an issue.
|
|
|
|
Post by PTBartman on Mar 19, 2019 15:25:41 GMT -5
Nope. By law, only Kane and Big Show can be considered Local Men. Area men? |
|
