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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Mar 19, 2019 20:04:39 GMT -5
Bret: "You wouldn't screw me, would you Earl?"  |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 19, 2019 20:20:56 GMT -5
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Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Mar 19, 2019 20:32:32 GMT -5
Triple H: I’m shuttin’ the Performance Center down. Only way I’ll open it back up, is if you go out and get me a Cambodian indie wrestler.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Mar 19, 2019 20:35:29 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose: "If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all f***ing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kind of time."
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Mar 19, 2019 21:01:33 GMT -5
Aurora Rose Levesque: But daddy, Dave Bautista's hilarious
Triple H: Man, f*** you Aurora! I'm glad you think he's so gaddamn hilarious because he just walked off with your school clothes money. It's, isn't it?
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Post by Tenshigure on Mar 19, 2019 21:12:43 GMT -5
Vince for the last month or so:  |
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 19, 2019 22:02:32 GMT -5
Why are we taking writing that should make perfect sense and complicating it, all to the anger of our fans? Why?!  |
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Post by Chiral on Mar 19, 2019 22:10:20 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio:  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2019 22:15:46 GMT -5
*Baron Corbin's walking to the ring smiling with a mic in his hand insulting the crowd as they boo him*
*"BARON CORBIN, BARON CORBIN, BARON BARON CORBIN CORBIN" are the lyrics to his new theme*
*The camera turns to Vince in the ring laughing as he says*
"Just for fun can we see you do your entrance again? That shit was really funny to me"
*Corbin smiles, goes to the back and does it again*
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 19, 2019 22:15:56 GMT -5
Brah, this is a GOAT thread.
Vince on AEW challenging him: “You know what you should do? Outperform me. Outperform me with your shows. Oh, wait a minute, y’all havent run any shows! I guess that means you need to shut the f*** up. That’s what I would do if I hadn’t run any shows. Shut. The f***. Up!”
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Mar 19, 2019 22:22:01 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio at HIAC 2015:  |
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 19, 2019 22:23:10 GMT -5
Mark Henry to Michael Hayes: "I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X, huh, motherf***er?" Hayes: "IT WAS MOONEY!"  |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 19, 2019 22:37:08 GMT -5
Ricochet to The Revival:
Okay, here it is, guys. Ok we in the match and like y'all is wrestling and then slip on a banana peel and land in some doo-doo. Splat. Then you rollin' around got doo-doo all over you and then here I come with my gatas', my now an' lata' gata's, steps over and then you see me walk off in slow-motion.
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Post by Tenshigure on Mar 19, 2019 23:03:14 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio: See also: Big E, NXT Era |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 19, 2019 23:56:29 GMT -5
Hunter, circa 2003 or so: "Oh, it's not what's got into me. It's what's got into Stephanie! MY SEED, SON!" *Sits quietly*
Hunter: Test, we going get this bitch
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by Toxik916 on Mar 20, 2019 2:14:06 GMT -5
Linda McMahon wears underwear with dickholes in them.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Mar 20, 2019 3:25:56 GMT -5
INTERVIEWER
Could you please stop yelling at me?
CHARLOTTE FLAIR
NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY PROMOS?
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 20, 2019 5:15:17 GMT -5
Sid: The name, Sid. Where I'm from? Where ever I damn well please.
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King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 20, 2019 6:55:32 GMT -5
Dakota Kai; imma kick Rhea Ripley out the muthaf***in’ window!
Rhea Ripley; THAT IS ABSURD! Dakota Kairi’s thinking she’s The Karate Kid.
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 20, 2019 7:36:02 GMT -5
Roman: We got 40 wrestling promotions ready to roll, son!
Charly: Like who?
Roman: Who the f*** said that, huh? Who said that?
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Roman: We got PROGRESS Wrestling, Evolve....New Japan is sending us strong style. The Elite, The, The Elite! Suzuki-Gun is comin'! Combat Zone Wrestling is gonna help us lay the law. In the field of war. So, I'm not doing this by myself, and I'm not disrespecting the NWA, even though they don't got no territories. Go promote some matches, bitches! I'm trying to get them wrestlers... [coughs, trying to cover up saying wrestlers] wrest-HA!
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