Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Mar 21, 2019 13:46:29 GMT -5
Didn't some of us used to say Moose was Ashy Larry in the Impact threads a while back?  That boy ashier than Kunta Kente ankles He's ashier than Pompeii. |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 21, 2019 13:58:46 GMT -5
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the f*** is that?
It might be doo-doo
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2019 17:44:02 GMT -5
Matt Hardy: "You guys want some grapes? Bitches."
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 21, 2019 17:46:57 GMT -5
*Apollo Crews randomly does the robot in the background*
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 21, 2019 17:48:30 GMT -5
I'm. DEAD. Holy shit, it's been a minute since I've laughed this hard. Thank you, I needed that. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 21, 2019 18:15:24 GMT -5
This is one of the greatest threads in this forum's history.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 21, 2019 18:17:11 GMT -5
This is a masterpiece. It didn't load on my phone before. My God. |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 21, 2019 18:19:56 GMT -5
This is one of the greatest threads in this forum's history. Let's try to keep the laughs going lol |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 21, 2019 18:28:53 GMT -5
Corey Graves kicking game to Carmella:
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 21, 2019 18:32:38 GMT -5
Usos next time they get stopped by the police
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Mar 21, 2019 18:58:48 GMT -5
 "We are the time haters. We traveled all the way back through time... to call you a cracka." |
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MrElijah
Crow T. Robot
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 21, 2019 19:50:11 GMT -5
Roman: Pentagon Jr. possibly has Aztec Weapons of Mass Destruction, I can't sleep on that! Not on my watch! That's not how I roll, that shit is serious! Now if you don't believe me, why don't you ask Zack Sabre Jr., he's got whole 'nother set of wrestlers.
Undisputed British Heavyweight Champion ZSJ: We don't know about this knob, but we can't trust random dickheads like that as Roman so eloquently puts it. But I'm behind him 100% of the way. We just don't know what he has and he'll Just Tap Out.
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cjb01: Limited Edition Item!
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by cjb01: Limited Edition Item! on Mar 21, 2019 20:09:07 GMT -5
"And that children, is how I sucked a dick for crack!" - Jeff Hardy circa TNA
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 21, 2019 20:18:40 GMT -5
Vince:
All right Kofi, I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you aren't getting a title shot. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 21, 2019 20:26:17 GMT -5
Breeze: Oh man, I can't wait to tell Naomi I caught you with Mandy Rose
Jimmy: Nah hold up bruh she never going to know
Breeze: What you mean?
Jimmy:
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 21, 2019 23:14:39 GMT -5
Booker T with a gun to HHH: “Reach for the sky honky!”
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Post by The Barber on Mar 22, 2019 8:17:02 GMT -5
*the WWE Network shows a Hidden Gem of a backstage game show hosted by Michael Cole*
Cole: Is pimping easy?
Godfather: Hell yeah.
Cole: Somehow, that is correct.
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*WWE Legends Of Wrestling discussion about wrestling characters with Vince Russo*
Good Ol' JR: Razor Ramon, a tale about a Cuban born immigrant trying to make his way to the top of the WWF.
Russo: No, no, no...another wrestler...I was offended by it. Pro wrestling is crazy. Razor Ramon...starring Scott Hall. He's Razor Ramon? Give me a break. That character was offensive. Pro wrestling is crazy. First, you have Johnny B. Badd with Marc Mero. Now, they have Razor Ramon with Scott Hall. Well, I've made up a character, maybe they'll do it. It's called The Blackest Wrestler Ever starring Vince McMahon.
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*A new WWE Network show starring the Honky Tonk Man*
Theme song: H-O-N, K-E-Y It's the Honkey Family! We all know, who they are, HTM, Greg, and Peggy Sue. Teaching Greg how to ride a bike, these are the Honkeys that we like. H-O-N, K-E-Y, it's the Honkey Family, it's the Honkey Family. Yeahhhhh.
Peggy Sue Honkey: Breakfast is served!
Honky Tonk Man: Look, hon, my sister just had another baby. Look at this little bundle of joy!
Peggy Sue: She's got those Honkey lips.
HTM: I know, so thin! Is Greg still asleep?
Peggy Sue: I think so.
HTM: He sure is one lazy Honkey!
Greg Valentine-Honkey: Gooood morning, Mom. Morning, Dad.
HTM: Morning. You know, Greg, we're having a dinner party tonight; I trust you'll be here.
Greg: Oh, I can't. I have my first big date with Jenny Turner.
*breakfast table inside the Omni Center*
Mrs. Turner: Jenny has a date tonight with the Honkey boy from the WWE.
Billionaire Ted: What?! Oh, god, no!!
Jenny Turner: No, Daddy, that's his name: Greg Valentine-Honkey.
Billionaire Ted: Oh, of course. That Honkey — he's a very good athlete, and so well-spoken. That family's going places. I mean, we're rich; they're Honkey-rich.
Mrs. Turner: Oh, Bill!
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
Posts: 12,104
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Mar 22, 2019 11:02:53 GMT -5
Shane: Hey man, you stepped on my sneaker!
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Mar 22, 2019 11:23:16 GMT -5
This thread makes me want to binge watch the Chappelle show. It’s been years.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 22, 2019 11:38:21 GMT -5
This thread makes me want to binge watch the Chappelle show. It’s been years.  |
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