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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 23, 2019 21:18:30 GMT -5
Enzo: Remember all that shit I talked about you, i'm sorry baby
Liv Morgan:
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Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 23, 2019 21:58:05 GMT -5
Velveteen Dream: F*** yo ring, F*** yo ring. Wrestle elsewhere until you say my name you moody motherf****er. Darkness, Darkness
Alesteir Black: I'm sitting here reminiscing about VD whooping my ass, ain't that a B
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The Kevstaaa
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Heck of a wrestler, great technician, and a jam up guy
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Mar 23, 2019 23:09:05 GMT -5
Whenever the Iiconics wrestle.  |
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Mar 24, 2019 6:39:39 GMT -5
*when the wrestlers walked out on Raw* Triple H: "I don't care if I gotta take off this shirt and strip down to my tighty whiteys. Get a broomstick in this ring. I'll wrestle a broomstick for two hours. Hell, i've wrestled a lot of guys in that parking lot, the broomstick would give me a better match. Watch this!"  |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 24, 2019 8:46:54 GMT -5
Narrator: What Enzo didn't know was that Simon Gotch was a tenth-degree black belt who started trouble just so he could practice his karate in street-fighting scenarios. What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings ever witnessed in the Atlantic Northeast. Viewer discretion is advised. (No-Holds-Barred Beatdown ensues)
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Mar 24, 2019 9:52:09 GMT -5
Cody: AEW delegation requests Finn Balor.
Vince: Now wait a goddamn minute Cody! That’s not part of the bargain!
Cody: Just hustling.
Vince: Well no hustling me, you’re talking to the ultimate hustler. I’ll tell you what, to make all things fair, we keep Finn Balor..you get Dean Ambrose.
Cody: Church!
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Mar 24, 2019 11:32:10 GMT -5
"You notice he shot Alberto below the waist so it's not attempted murder. Very intelligent on his part. Mistico knows the law."
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Mar 24, 2019 12:33:51 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 24, 2019 17:40:24 GMT -5
After the Wrestlemania paychecks get cashed
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 24, 2019 17:59:29 GMT -5
*Jim Ross whenever Cryme Time came out* “I saw this robbery coming so I shoved my keys up my ass” Jim Ross: And here comes dumb ass R Truth
R Truth: Where's Little Jimmy?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 25, 2019 20:01:03 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston: He got the title shot?
Woods: Kevin Owens
Kofi Kingston: Damn, okay he got the next title shot? C'mon tell me
Woods: Jinder Mahal
Kofi Kingston: What? He can't even pass a piss test
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 26, 2019 11:00:07 GMT -5
Last nights Raw Thread; *chappelle show references contextual to this thread* people who haven't read this thread but were in the live thread; Huh? Me;  |
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 26, 2019 12:58:58 GMT -5
Black and Ricochet tag team name
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 26, 2019 13:39:44 GMT -5
Black and Ricochet tag team name
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 26, 2019 14:35:20 GMT -5
 (posting just because it's Chappelle Show, it was buried deep in my imagur account, and I couldn't think of a joke to tie to it) |
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 26, 2019 14:37:07 GMT -5
Rick James - "CHARLY CARUSO!!!!"
*Charly kicks him*
Rick James - "ARGHHHHHHHH!"
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 26, 2019 14:37:43 GMT -5
(posting just because it's Chappelle Show, it was buried deep in my imagur account, and I couldn't think of a joke to tie to it) Vince: But Dean, this is a $2 million per year contract and you get to ride with Roman and Seth
Dean:
Vince: But Dean.....
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 27, 2019 12:11:38 GMT -5
In regards to Charlotte winning last night
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Mar 28, 2019 8:44:57 GMT -5
My reaction when I see that the GOAT thread had fallen to page 2...  |
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 28, 2019 9:50:42 GMT -5
(Language Warning)
*WrestleMania weekend at a huge autograph signing*
Roman: Okay, I have WWE's sound guy with me and we're going to play regular music to see what happens! Hit it!
*Easy listening is played, nothing much is happening*
Roman: Okay, nothing going on.....play the fight music!!
*Owens and Zayn start hockey brawling. Becky, Charlotte & Rhonda start fighting AGAIN. New Jack inexplicably comes out of nowhere with weapons. Pentagon Jr. and Minoru Suzuki are chopping each other while the Young Bucks Superkick everyone from 8 to 80.*
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