Demented
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Post by Demented on Mar 20, 2019 23:18:46 GMT -5
Honestly, disregarding literally everything else, the fact that this dude is named NO WAY JOSE pretty much limits his ceiling so low that he's perpetually crabwalking. To become a master of the "crabwalking", he must learn from the best...
Sadly, when CM Punk heard No Way Jose was coming to his "CrabWalking 101" class, he, um...
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 21, 2019 14:24:19 GMT -5
Damn, I was walking while reading this and thought it said "Why is No Way Jose a headless mime?"
I got all excited.
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King Koopa
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Post by 67 more on Mar 22, 2019 3:11:57 GMT -5
He's just tired of always bring denied 'Cause all he's got left is his pride. There's no chance of Jose rising up.
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gl83
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Post by gl83 on Mar 23, 2019 0:40:19 GMT -5
Damn, what did EC3 do!? At last night's house show in Trenton, EC3 got beat by No Way Jose.
At this rate he'll probably break Curt Hawkins' streak.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 23, 2019 0:43:03 GMT -5
Headass?
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Post by madness50 on Mar 23, 2019 3:42:07 GMT -5
I’m still shocked that any crowd has not chanted Go Away Jose yet to the beat of his theme. Seems like a nice guy, but his gimmick and overall character on the main roster is an instant channel changer.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 23, 2019 7:07:53 GMT -5
I assumed a generation X version of Butthead.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2019 8:10:32 GMT -5
I don’t know if it’s the wrestlers fault but his gimmick absolutely sucks and he’s basically doing Adam Rose’s shtick.
I liked Rose. I don’t like Jose. Because he’s ripping him off. I’ve seen this all before.
If they bring Adam Rose back and call them “No Way Rose”, I’ll consider changing my mind.
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Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Mar 23, 2019 8:48:15 GMT -5
Why Is No Way Jose A Headass Lime?
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Post by Tenshigure on Mar 23, 2019 9:02:40 GMT -5
Apply directly to the forehead?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 23, 2019 10:33:17 GMT -5
No Way Jose is what his wife tells Jose Lothario when he asks for sex. f*** Jose Lothario.
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Post by government mule on Mar 23, 2019 10:48:56 GMT -5
I'm just waiting for the genesis of 'Actually Yes Joseph' when he finally snaps and murders his entourage.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Mar 23, 2019 12:21:07 GMT -5
Why? Let's look at the facts:
1. His name is based on a lame phrase. 2. He's Dominican, and the wwe doesn't have a good history of booking non lucha Hispanics. 3. His gimmick is dancing and having fun, which is always death for a character in the WWE.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Mar 23, 2019 17:50:07 GMT -5
I'm just waiting for the genesis of 'Actually Yes Joseph' when he finally snaps and murders his entourage. All they would have to do is showing No Way Jose and his entourage on the way to the ring in the back before commercial break. Yhen when they come back from commercial, his standing there holdin a pipe with all of the entourage laid out. Then show No Way Jose violently laughing. Then he starts to crying.
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Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Mar 24, 2019 7:54:55 GMT -5
Because it's not 1995.
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