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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 1, 2019 8:06:56 GMT -5
Tell the world it's the Go-Home show. (But don't tell the universe, because f*** 'em. ) TONIGHT, RAW is in the Nation's Capital, Washington D.C., 6 nights away from the biggest night of the year taking place in the nation's REAL capital, the New York City New Jersey area, for WrestleMania 35! - Riott Squad vs WM35's Main Event (Becky Lynch/Ronda Rousey/Charlotte Flair) in 6-woman tag action. - Beth Phoenix rises from the ashes of retirement to team with Natalya/Bayley/Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax/Tamina/Peyton Royce/Billie Kay in 8-woman tag action. - Aleister Black & Ricochet vs The Revival in 4-man tag action. (The tag belts may or may not be on the line in this match, WWE.com was rather vague in their wording of this match.) - Kurt Angle vs Rey Mysterio in Angle's final ever match on a Raw for real this time. - "The Big Dog" Roman Reigns to confront "The Scottish Puppy" (I mean "The Scottish Psychopath") Drew McIntyre tonight, before their WM35 showdown. All this and scheduled to appear: Brock Lesnar, Batista & Charly Caruso (whenever and wherever she damn well pleases) TONIGHT ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Apr 1, 2019 8:09:36 GMT -5
In before we get a segment where a jobber named βOliver Johnsβ gets beaten up.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 1, 2019 8:12:53 GMT -5
In before we get a segment where a jobber named βOliver Johnsβ gets beaten up. Isn't there an "Oliver" in NXT currently?
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 1, 2019 8:13:32 GMT -5
God I can't wait for Mania Season to be over. But I guess it's time to see how WWE drains the life out of it even more if that's possible...
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Post by edgestar on Apr 1, 2019 8:15:14 GMT -5
Batista on his home turf. Oh, yeah.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 8:15:31 GMT -5
I can't wait for them to come up with an excuse to cram Drew McIntyre into at least four segments and have him say Joe a few dozen more times.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 1, 2019 8:39:23 GMT -5
please lord let Angle say "The Corbin match was an April Fools joke, I'm wrestling a MYSTERY OPPONENT AT WRESTLEMANIA for my final match!"
and that mystery man is John Cena
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Post by Steveweiser on Apr 1, 2019 8:42:58 GMT -5
Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 8:46:04 GMT -5
Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled. So in other words the match is a pointless waste of time.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 1, 2019 9:02:41 GMT -5
Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled. Although what if an additional additional stip is that they'd be replaced in the Women's Championships match by the Riotts? In that case: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 9:42:03 GMT -5
Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled. "Hey Paul, look at this, the internet doesnt think i can shove more convolutions into this womens storyline that birthed from the con "Evolution", ill send them into convulsions with my convolutions, darn tootin!"
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 1, 2019 9:44:59 GMT -5
In before we get a segment where a jobber named βOliver Johnsβ gets beaten up. Fun fact, not only has there been a jobber named βOliver Johnβ, but he was Sheamusβs opponent in his main roster debut...
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 1, 2019 9:45:38 GMT -5
WrestleMania by 11:30 PM:
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 1, 2019 9:47:29 GMT -5
Apparently the stip for Charlotte and Friends vs. the Riotts is that if Ronda/Becky/Charlotte start fighting, the Mania main event is cancelled. Putting the βprofessionalβ back into professional wrestling. (βLook, just tag in Ronnie, sheβll tap the three of them out in ten seconds then yer arses are mineβ)
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 1, 2019 10:03:27 GMT -5
I can't wait for them to come up with an excuse to cram Drew McIntyre into at least four segments and have him say Joe a few dozen more times. Drew: This is Drew, talking to Joe-- *Gets choked out by Samoa Joe* Joe: PUT RESPECT ON MY NAME OR KEEP IT OUT OF YOUR f***ING MOUTH!!!
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Post by Steveweiser on Apr 1, 2019 10:19:04 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon is on RAW tonight to make an announcement regarding Sunday's main event - I'm guessing to say that both titles are on the line.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 10:37:51 GMT -5
Riott Squad vs WM main event should actually be a fun match.
And I always want more Liv Morgan in my life.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 1, 2019 10:43:48 GMT -5
please lord let Angle say "The Corbin match was an April Fools joke, I'm wrestling a MYSTERY OPPONENT AT WRESTLEMANIA for my final match!" and that mystery man is John Cena Baron Corbin Fixed for more likely scenario.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 13:25:31 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon is on RAW tonight to make an announcement regarding Sunday's main event - I'm guessing to say that both titles are on the line. At the very least, I'm expecting her to announce she's going to be the special guest referee. *sigh* Anyway we'll see how the show goes, but the only things I'm looking forward to are Becky & the two dopes vs. Riott Squad and Douchetista wackiness.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 1, 2019 15:41:33 GMT -5
The Riott Squad will definitely win this time. You better be ready Ronda. NOBODY beats Liv Morgan 1386 times in a row!
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