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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 17:26:11 GMT -5
I nean, I know it won't mean anything, but predicting stuff is fun (Maggle).
I'll say Andrade. I want Jinder to win, because f*** you I dig Jinder. I don't like that he's back to jobbing all the time. Is EC3 participating, or is he still on the lam?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 17:28:25 GMT -5
Was originally going for Hawkins, but they forgot about his storyline, so I'm going for a completely random person who will get the Mojo Rawley treatment.
I'm voting for Apollo Crews.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 17:29:23 GMT -5
I was going to say Braun, but I agree with Friday Night SmackOwn's post in the WM thread now. Becky over Ronda & Charlotte Kofi over Bryan Seth over Lesnar HHH over Batista (did anyone expect him to lose once the "I'll retire if I lose" stipulation was added?) Orton over AJ Angle over Corbin; Cena beats Angle after Finn over Lashley (Balor busts out the Demon here) Joe over Rey (Dominick's taking a bump in this match) Boss 'n Hug retain the Women's Tag Titles Andrade wins the Andre Battle Royal (the SNL guys help get Braun eliminated from the match, then we just see segments of the two getting chased all over the arena throughout the night)Ruby Riott wins the Women's Battle Royal It'd be cool to see Andrade win it, but I'm going to go with Otis. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 17:33:02 GMT -5
Final 3: Braun Strowman and the two random dudes.
The dudes secretly loosen the top rope, bait Braun into a charging rope move but Braun crossbodies both of them outside of the ring, he lands on top of the dudes (and a convenient object to rest his feet on) giving himself a Kofi save and somehow climbs back into the ring to become the winner.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 17:35:13 GMT -5
I was going to say Braun, but I agree with Friday Night SmackOwn 's post in the WM thread now. Becky over Ronda & Charlotte Kofi over Bryan Seth over Lesnar HHH over Batista (did anyone expect him to lose once the "I'll retire if I lose" stipulation was added?) Orton over AJ Angle over Corbin; Cena beats Angle after Finn over Lashley (Balor busts out the Demon here) Joe over Rey (Dominick's taking a bump in this match) Boss 'n Hug retain the Women's Tag Titles Andrade wins the Andre Battle Royal (the SNL guys help get Braun eliminated from the match, then we just see segments of the two getting chased all over the arena throughout the night)Ruby Riott wins the Women's Battle Royal It'd be cool to see Andrade win it, but I'm going to go with Otis. Imagine being the Jannetty in the collective pile of shit that is Heavy Machinery. Damn. lol |
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Post by captainhindsite on Apr 1, 2019 17:37:16 GMT -5
I can Andrade winning buy doing his middle rope pose as braun falls over the top
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 17:41:15 GMT -5
Final 3: Braun Strowman and the two random dudes. The dudes secretly loosen the top rope, bait Braun into a charging rope move but Braun crossbodies both of them outside of the ring, he lands on top of the dudes (and a convenient object to rest his feet on) giving himself a Kofi save and somehow climbs back into the ring to become the winner. And doing so curses himself with more bad luck. That's why I propose giving the trophy to a guy with no momentum to mitigate damage. Oh, wait... |
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Post by Shark on Apr 1, 2019 17:48:35 GMT -5
Was originally going for Hawkins, but they forgot about his storyline, so I'm going for a completely random person who will get the Mojo Rawley treatment. I'm voting for Apollo Crews. If Hawkins wins, they should do it this way, Hawkins gets knocked out early and goes under the bottom rope. The last 2 guys in the match fall out at the same time just as Hawkins is crawling back into the ring. He "wins" the match without actually doing anything to win it. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 17:50:31 GMT -5
Andrade, Ali or Strowman.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 17:53:19 GMT -5
I know I said I'm pulling for Jinder, but Hawkins would definitely be the best way to go. I forgot about him.
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Post by fw91 on Apr 1, 2019 18:02:16 GMT -5
Somehow Nicholas helps Braun win. It will become a new running gag
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Post by Clint Bobski on Apr 1, 2019 18:24:29 GMT -5
I was going to say Braun, but I agree with Friday Night SmackOwn 's post in the WM thread now. It'd be cool to see Andrade win it, but I'm going to go with Otis. Imagine being the Jannetty in the collective pile of shit that is Heavy Machinery. Damn. lol This made me laugh more than it had any right to. Bravo. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 9:07:10 GMT -5
I want literally anybody but Strowman to win. Only because it’s too obvious.
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Post by Rican on Apr 2, 2019 9:10:38 GMT -5
Braun wins eliminating literally everyone
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 9:16:21 GMT -5
Honestly I struggle to care enough about it to hazard a guess. It's such an utterly pointless and ultimately meaningless match that it's basically impossible to predict... which really would be a point in its favor if not for how they never actually DO anything with the winner.
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Post by msc on Apr 2, 2019 9:17:32 GMT -5
Of the folk in it... Jeff Hardy?
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Post by RedSmile on Apr 2, 2019 9:18:26 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt or Lars Sullivan.
The Braun thing is too on-the-nose, and the fact that he's so ice cold that he can't win the geek battle royal, is truly something.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 9:21:36 GMT -5
I was going to say Braun, but I agree with Friday Night SmackOwn 's post in the WM thread now. It'd be cool to see Andrade win it, but I'm going to go with Otis. Imagine being the Jannetty in the collective pile of shit that is Heavy Machinery. Damn. lol That's the conundrum that is Tucker Knight. WWE's writers wanted to put so much time making Otis this wacky, insane fellow that they failed to figure out what is Tucker's gimmick, and rather than making him the straight man to Otis's nutty antics, his gimmick is "there". |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 9:22:25 GMT -5
Of the folk in it... Jeff Hardy? Honestly I doubt he's staying in it. I'm expecting them to announce on SmackDown the Usos are being punished by having to defend against the Hardys, the Bar, and Machkamura in a ladder match. |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 2, 2019 9:25:33 GMT -5
No joke, I really want Colin Jost to win.
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