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Post by realist on Apr 2, 2019 9:19:16 GMT -5
This has nothing to do with anything, but I thought some of you may get a kick out of this. I work in Tennessee government. It's not really all that glamorous, but it pays my bills. Anyway, I was going through some of our upcoming agendas and saw that in a few weeks, I may have a meeting with Glenn "Kane" Jacobs over some things in Knox County. I'm going to play it cool in the meeting because I am a professional at work. But right now, I am ecstatic.
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Post by sunnytaker on Apr 2, 2019 9:31:56 GMT -5
bring some brimstone so he'll feel like he's at home.
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Post by Rican on Apr 2, 2019 9:56:45 GMT -5
Is the meeting on May 19th? Please tell me its on May 19th.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 2, 2019 10:11:01 GMT -5
If you need to dim the lights for presentation you gotta do the whole arm raising thing to coincide with the lights coming back on
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 2, 2019 10:37:52 GMT -5
Go in wearing a plastic Kane mask and never acknowledge it.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Apr 2, 2019 10:39:14 GMT -5
make reference to Isaac Yankem and Fake Diesel, apparently he really loves it when people do that
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 2, 2019 10:40:19 GMT -5
Pretend he's Kevin Nash the entire time.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 11:11:33 GMT -5
As soon as he walks into your meeting...
"THAT'S GOTTA BE...THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!"
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Post by Venti on Apr 2, 2019 11:15:59 GMT -5
You should wear a lot of green and red, then be like "sorry for all the green and red, I probably look like some kind of Christmas creature"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 11:20:54 GMT -5
When it's your opportunity to speak, start talking about your mother and just keep going for about 40 minutes.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 2, 2019 11:36:04 GMT -5
Act super smarky and work in as much obnoxious insider lingo as you can. Refer to any employees as workers and discuss their work rate. "I heard they wanna build a play park over on the east side. I was really marking out when I heard. It'll really pop the parents but I just hope the kids don't blow any high spots. I mean how do you learn to fall off a 10 foot swing set?"
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Post by realist on Apr 2, 2019 11:40:37 GMT -5
All of these responses are gold. Unfortunately, I will not be able to do any of them, as I value my employment. lol
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 2, 2019 11:56:01 GMT -5
All of these responses are gold. Unfortunately, I will not be able to do any of them, as I value my employment. lol  |
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Post by Marksus on Apr 2, 2019 12:06:44 GMT -5
You could at least use unrelated wrestling terms like are you ready? I have two words for ya? Etc
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 13:04:21 GMT -5
When dude walks into the room be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
Also try not to get a tan beforehand.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 2, 2019 13:11:45 GMT -5
make reference to Isaac Yankem and Fake Diesel, apparently he really loves it when people do that I have no clue if this is real or not, but it's awesome enough I'm going to roll with it as truth. |
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Post by realist on Apr 2, 2019 13:18:02 GMT -5
You could at least use unrelated wrestling terms like are you ready? I have two words for ya? Etc I got it; I'm going to try to use the words "local man" in a sentence a couple of times while presenting. |
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 2, 2019 13:27:16 GMT -5
Maybe do the whole presentation using that throat talking device.
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Post by captainhindsite on Apr 2, 2019 13:29:20 GMT -5
Maybe do the whole presentation using that throat talking device. Beat me buy one minute |
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Apr 2, 2019 13:37:09 GMT -5
“So nice to finally meet you. I heard we have a mutual friend. I haven’t seen her in years though. Her name is Katie Vick. Have you seen her lately?”
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