mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 2, 2019 19:10:41 GMT -5
Words! Actual words!
The mega push starts here, boys.
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Post by Andy Martin on Apr 2, 2019 19:30:01 GMT -5
He still ab-so-lute-ly sucks, though.
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Fade on Apr 2, 2019 19:45:52 GMT -5
He pointed too!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 19:59:16 GMT -5
He still ab-so-lute-ly sucks, though. This. He does nothing well. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 20:54:05 GMT -5
I could see his soul leave his body after he had to deliver that forced SNL line and fake laughter.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Apr 2, 2019 21:26:12 GMT -5
Let me know when he can sing
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 21:27:25 GMT -5
He still ab-so-lute-ly sucks, though. This. He does nothing well. Not true. He's great at killing people. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 22:39:38 GMT -5
If he keeps doing promos like this then they'll definitely push him.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 2, 2019 23:02:26 GMT -5
Crazy how they've finally let a man whose primary asset is being able to talk finally speak and cut promos. This company is like an experiment in dadaist television
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 3, 2019 16:38:03 GMT -5
If he keeps doing promos like this then they'll definitely push him. Give him ONE promo like this on television and I'll be sold on him, honestly. Sadly the .com and YouTube stuff is basically non-canon despite being some of the best shit they put out. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2019 17:01:51 GMT -5
If he keeps doing promos like this then they'll definitely push him. Give him ONE promo like this on television and I'll be sold on him, honestly. Sadly the .com and YouTube stuff is basically non-canon despite being some of the best shit they put out. That's all they really need to do. I'm sure once Vince picks up on his promo ability he'll be fine but he needs one chance to cut one. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2019 17:03:51 GMT -5
EC3 is a pointless waste of steroids.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 3, 2019 17:07:16 GMT -5
More like EC IDIOT!
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 3, 2019 17:11:50 GMT -5
Let me know when he can sing Help me, Dr. Prichard! Dr. Prichard! Dr. Prichard! Dr. Prichard! Dr. Prichard! OHHHHHH, Dr. Prichard! |
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Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Apr 3, 2019 17:23:01 GMT -5
Crazy how they've finally let a man whose primary asset is being able to talk finally speak and cut promos. This company is like an experiment in dadaist television 2020: "It's good heel heat!" They say as fans leave in droves while Bobby Lashley spends 45 minutes on Raw assembling a urinal in the middle of the ring that he signs "R. Mutt and Jeff Hardy, 2017." |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 3, 2019 17:25:57 GMT -5
Crazy how they've finally let a man whose primary asset is being able to talk finally speak and cut promos. This company is like an experiment in dadaist television 2020: "It's good heel heat!" They say as fans leave in droves while Bobby Lashley spends 45 minutes on Raw assembling a urinal in the middle of the ring that he signs "R. Mutt and Jeff Hardy, 2017." You're projecting it out to 2020? I'm waiting for Backlash when Shane challenges Miz's Dad to a match at Backlash and if anyone interferes both Miz and his dad are fired. Because oh yeah did we mention Miz's dad works for WWE somehow? W-well he does. And he's going to lose |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 3, 2019 18:18:14 GMT -5
Let me know when he can sing Help me, Dr. Prichard! Dr. Prichard! Dr. Prichard! Dr. Prichard! Dr. Prichard! OHHHHHH, Dr. Prichard! Can I use my old gimmick any more? But it's not very over... Well it was before! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2019 22:12:07 GMT -5
Crazy how they've finally let a man whose primary asset is being able to talk finally speak and cut promos. This company is like an experiment in dadaist television 2020: "It's good heel heat!" They say as fans leave in droves while Bobby Lashley spends 45 minutes on Raw assembling a urinal in the middle of the ring that he signs "R. Mutt and Jeff Hardy, 2017." I kind of want to see an ultra post-modern performance art wrestling federation now. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Apr 4, 2019 0:17:52 GMT -5
Crazy how they've finally let a man whose primary asset is being able to talk finally speak and cut promos. This company is like an experiment in dadaist television Yeah... it's AMAZING how the WWE look at guys... can see what they are good at... what they aren't good at and decide... to highlight the things they are BAD at. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 4, 2019 0:32:33 GMT -5
If he keeps doing promos like this then they'll definitely push him. "EC3 looks to make a giant impact..." Of course they called the video that. |
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