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Post by darbus alan on Apr 3, 2019 1:24:37 GMT -5
The preorder option puts it over the top from cringe to hilarious.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 3, 2019 1:28:58 GMT -5
"Sexually assault me for $30." What a world we live in. I mean, it is consensual.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Apr 3, 2019 1:41:59 GMT -5
Thoroughly amused that there's a preorder option. Misread this as predator option for a moment and wasn’t surprised at all.
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Post by JTG on Apr 3, 2019 3:14:41 GMT -5
Joey Ryan is not a wrestler anymore but a sex worker who does wrestling as a second job
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 3, 2019 3:22:11 GMT -5
You guys are flipping out about Joey Ryan's dick.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 3, 2019 3:58:04 GMT -5
"Sexually assault me for $30." What a world we live in. I mean, it is consensual. Although... I wonder if it counts under the realm of prostitution, at least in some states...
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Post by cosmo on Apr 3, 2019 3:59:32 GMT -5
I've got nothing against the guy personally, but Joey Ryan comes off like the wrestling equivalent of a one hit wonder. One comedy spot goes viral in 2015, and he's been milking it ever since.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Apr 3, 2019 4:02:39 GMT -5
I like the idea of having a framed photo op on the wall, it's a conversation starter for sure
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 3, 2019 6:12:15 GMT -5
For $30 he should be touching mine. Dammit. Beaten to the punch
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Post by Talent Name on Apr 3, 2019 6:13:23 GMT -5
"Sexually assault me for $30." What a world we live in. I mean, it is consensual. So this is a consenual penis?
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 3, 2019 6:14:35 GMT -5
I mean, it is consensual. So this is a consenual penis?
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Post by willywonka666 on Apr 3, 2019 6:15:57 GMT -5
I'm only charging $20 guys
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 3, 2019 7:28:13 GMT -5
The pre-order thing really is too much hahaha.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Apr 3, 2019 7:28:59 GMT -5
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah… that's going to be a hard "no".
…Wait…
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 3, 2019 7:40:24 GMT -5
This is the most wrestling thing possible. I'm sure Cornette might get pissy, but honestly, this isn't really THAT different than The Fabulous Ones taking a shitload of cheesecake shots to sell. It's the hustle. I'm scared to ask what cheesecake is slang for.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 3, 2019 7:41:23 GMT -5
This is the most wrestling thing possible. I'm sure Cornette might get pissy, but honestly, this isn't really THAT different than The Fabulous Ones taking a shitload of cheesecake shots to sell. It's the hustle. I'm scared to ask what cheesecake is slang for. Oh, think fanservice, sexy shots but not outright porn. Nothing too lurid.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2019 7:42:49 GMT -5
This is the most wrestling thing possible. I'm sure Cornette might get pissy, but honestly, this isn't really THAT different than The Fabulous Ones taking a shitload of cheesecake shots to sell. It's the hustle. I'm scared to ask what cheesecake is slang for. It just means content that's directly angling to be sexy but in a firmly PG-13 way where nothing is actually shown. Like, say, when WWE would do the Fulfill Your Fantasy matches, clearly sexual but no chance you were seeing anything explicit.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 3, 2019 7:46:07 GMT -5
I'm scared to ask what cheesecake is slang for. Oh, think fanservice, sexy shots but not outright porn. Nothing too lurid. Oh snap I misread this as Fabulous Moolah too which made me morbidly curious about the cheesecake slang. I was thinking it had something to do with anatomy
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 3, 2019 7:57:33 GMT -5
I'm scared to ask what cheesecake is slang for. Oh, think fanservice, sexy shots but not outright porn. Nothing too lurid. It wasn’t porn but it was outright prostitution when Jarrett told the fabulous ones to sleep with the rats to get more fans to the arena to pack it. Regarding Joey, well like I mentioned on the other thread, the gimmick ran its course and he should be doing something else. Cornette can’t complain because he was mad that Jericho and Storm weren’t pleasing the rats like the southern babyface was required to do. I’m also gonna laugh when about eighty percent of the people who wants to touch his dick are male fans.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Apr 3, 2019 8:01:43 GMT -5
Oh, think fanservice, sexy shots but not outright porn. Nothing too lurid. It wasn’t porn but it was outright prostitution when Jarrett told them to get the fans to the arena to pack it. Regarding Joey, well like I mentioned on the other thread, the gimmick ran its course and he should be doing something else. Cornette can’t complain because he was mad that Jericho and Storm weren’t pleasing the rats like the southern babyface was required to do. I’m also gonna laugh when about eighty percent of the people who wants to touch his dick are male fans. Someone underage could get in there and post about it on social media. I doubt they’re going to card everyone. Someone could always use a fake ID to get around it anyway. Yeah, nothing at all can go wrong here.
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