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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 6, 2019 8:53:12 GMT -5
As I said in the other thread - Enzo hasn't even released the worst wrestler rap. I can't believe it's possible.
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Post by KobashiChop on Apr 6, 2019 17:20:52 GMT -5
I love how proud he is as he looks into the camera. It's just so bad it hurts.
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Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 6, 2019 22:26:04 GMT -5
Aw man,he has wwe in his username. That's just sad
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2019 1:19:58 GMT -5
When you hear they’re passing out record deals:
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Post by thetower52 on Apr 7, 2019 5:55:42 GMT -5
Aw man,he has wwe in his username. That's just sad Toooo be fair to him I think he would lose his verified blue check mark if he changed it A lot of guys don’t change it on twitter and what not for that reason
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Post by Fauxnaki on Apr 7, 2019 6:35:51 GMT -5
Hahaha what a douche I love it sign him up vince
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 7, 2019 19:34:23 GMT -5
Alex "Asylum Mockbuster John Cena" Riley
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 8, 2019 9:05:40 GMT -5
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Apr 8, 2019 11:04:34 GMT -5
Alex "Asylum Mockbuster John Cena" Riley Alex "More White Bread than Mike Bennett" Riley
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Apr 10, 2019 0:22:55 GMT -5
Chazraps, buddy, I like you to much to subject you to this. Please, ignore this goof. When's the album, and do we have to buy Chaz some Steak and Shake to review it? I have not heard this yet and, having just got home from Wrestlecon in NYC, I'm in too good of a mood to let my week long vacation from work end with this. Are the "Worse than Enzo" comments in this thread sincere? Because Enzo was next level atrocious and his album was a bottom 3 rap album this side of the millennium. And I say this as someone who this decade has listened to just about every rap album released in the United States this decade (mainstream, indie and underground) for a living.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Apr 10, 2019 0:33:05 GMT -5
Chazraps, buddy, I like you to much to subject you to this. Please, ignore this goof. When's the album, and do we have to buy Chaz some Steak and Shake to review it? I have not heard this yet and, having just got home from Wrestlecon in NYC, I'm in too good of a mood to let my week long vacation from work end with this. Are the "Worse than Enzo" comments in this thread sincere? Because Enzo was next level atrocious and his album was a bottom 3 rap album this side of the millennium. And I say this as someone who this decade has listened to just about every rap album released in the United States this decade (mainstream, indie and underground) for a living. Well, he's more coherent than Enzo, I'll give him that. Still just as cringeworthy, though. Maybe moreso, since you can actually understand his obnoxiousness.
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Post by Perd on Apr 10, 2019 0:36:51 GMT -5
I hear his album will be Tower Records exclusive.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Apr 10, 2019 1:20:58 GMT -5
I hear his album will be Tower Records exclusive. Ahh man! I was gonna pick it up at The Warehouse next Tuesday 😆
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Post by Larryhausen on Apr 10, 2019 1:55:42 GMT -5
I hear his album will be Tower Records exclusive. Shit, I only have a Sam Goody in my area.
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Post by corndog on Apr 10, 2019 23:19:55 GMT -5
Was that a rap or a long run sentence? What’s god have to do with eating pussy? I used to feel bad about Cena killing his career, now I understand why it needed to be done. The answer to these questions is a coke induced mental breakdown. I will say though and I don't know why, but Alex Riley's insanity actually intrigues and entertains me, while Enzo just needs to go away.
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Apr 11, 2019 1:56:12 GMT -5
Enzo is still worse, for reasons I'll get to in a bit, but let's really break this one down.
So, Alex posted an acapella rap which has a passable-to-solid cadence and voice, but a very unstructured flow. Like, this sounds like it's his first rap ever, and being this is the first we've ever heard him rap, I think that might actually be the case.
Content-wise it sounds like he's going from a second-person confrontational battle-rap to some sort of first personal parable about aliens to eating pussy. I can't tell where one ends and one begins, but what he lacks in consistency I have to give him points for attempted range. The fearlessness outweighs the carelessness here.
I think if he had to do this over a beat and re-write it to fit over a consistent rhythm, it'd sound a lot better.
That said, if we're making Enzo comparison, this is still significantly better. Sloppy as each couplet may be, Alex at least has a shadow of a sliver of the nuance of how a rhyme is supposed to begin and end. "I Kiss It Where It's Lit" is somehow - but still notably - less cringe than "since 8th grade I've been getting top notch crotch."
This is really a case of a dude goofing off and spitting a verse vs. Enzo who paid at least thousands of dollar and pumped hundreds of man hours into an absolute abomination of an overproduced undercooked abortion of a rap record.
That said, if we do get an A-Ri album, I will review it for a $5 Taco Bell box.
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Apr 11, 2019 2:02:07 GMT -5
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Apr 11, 2019 3:36:11 GMT -5
Aw man,he has wwe in his username. That's just sad It stands for World's Worst Entertainer, so he ain't lying.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 11, 2019 7:15:13 GMT -5
OMG He turned into Kevin James!
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Post by KobashiChop on Apr 12, 2019 1:08:16 GMT -5
Not him. His brother. Also it's still not good.
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