Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Apr 7, 2019 23:29:29 GMT -5
Dude's whole thing at WM is always such a turd. Mid life crisis entrance then a slow ass match. Yay Triple H...didn't retire?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2019 23:30:47 GMT -5
Tonight made a very compelling case for why he should retire. He looked like even more of a complete dork than usual in his entrance and then had to use a bunch of weapons to disguise being up to do basically no actual moves besides the Pedigree... and even then he and Batista were basically moving at 30% the speed of the rest of the card.
Granted part of it's that it was so LONG. The stuff at the beginning was cool but then it just dragged on and on and on and on well after both guys were completely blown up.
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knightboat
Unicron
The Snake Roberts Ruined My Wedding
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Post by knightboat on Apr 7, 2019 23:32:06 GMT -5
Cole saying "How cool was that" to deafening silence after HHH's entrance gave me a good laugh.
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spagett
Hank Scorpio
Great Job!
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Post by spagett on Apr 7, 2019 23:32:46 GMT -5
I'm so sick of him doing this every year.
His match with Daniel Bryan at 30 was awesome and the mixed tag last year with Rousey was a tremendous amount of fun.
Other than those all his matches now are slow boring plodding "epics" that the crowd generally don't care about. That's matches against Reigns, Rollins and now Batista in recent years all played out to near silence.
His overall Mania record is very very mediocre. A lot of very average matches.
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Apr 7, 2019 23:34:05 GMT -5
I don't know. Triple H, to me, as a fan who stopped watching in 2016 precisely when he won the WWE title, again, is completely unnecessary as a TV presence, and the same goes for his wife, his father-in-law, and brother-in-law. He's not even uninteresting in a 'boy, I hate how uninteresting this guy is' kind of way. The very idea of a Triple H Wrestlemania match in 2019 is so whatever, a forgotten fart in the wind, that I'm totally perplexed why it will be a thing. |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 7, 2019 23:34:35 GMT -5
Hunter's got to stop working with dudes who are his age or older.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2019 23:34:40 GMT -5
Also why was Michaels even there? He did nothing but heap praise on Triple H (yeah, I know, that's the reason) and didn't figure into things at all other than Batista trash-talking him for no reason.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 7, 2019 23:35:15 GMT -5
He looked kinda sad being driven on the back of a dune buggy by Beetlejuice.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 7, 2019 23:35:25 GMT -5
Said it in the main, but for someone who loves taking shots at AEW and The Elite's self serving vanity, HHH is about as bad as it gets, like jesus christ.
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Post by S-Chrome on Apr 7, 2019 23:36:04 GMT -5
This was actually the longest match of the show.
Just stop, Tri. Just stop. That and Corbin alone turned an otherwise A+ show into an A-/B+ show.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Apr 7, 2019 23:38:12 GMT -5
He's a disgrace. This is why I don't trust him to run the company. Far more talented people deserved that time.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2019 23:39:41 GMT -5
I'm a Triple H mark so I don't care really. Cool entrances, good matches, I thought Batista/Triple H was awesome.
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Post by Starshine on Apr 7, 2019 23:40:53 GMT -5
Said it in the main, but for someone who loves taking shots at AEW and The Elite's self serving vanity, HHH is about as bad as it gets, like jesus christ.Yes, he does call himself the 'King of Kings.' |
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Post by BorneAgain on Apr 7, 2019 23:43:09 GMT -5
The problem was that the HHH/Batista match didn't really feel like it was delivering anything the other matches weren't already doing. Miz/Shane had the brawl, the women's triple thread had the physical hits in the ring, and Kingston/Bryan had the emotion of the crowd.
There was a novelty to the CZW torture spots, but it turned into the standard HHH brawl with weapons Wrestlemania match that was getting a little stale 9 years ago. Its telling that HHH's more fun stuff in the last decade has been a more technical bout against DB or the mixed tag, neither which fell into that formula.
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Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Apr 7, 2019 23:43:30 GMT -5
I'm a Triple H mark so I don't care really. Cool entrances, good matches, I thought Batista/Triple H was awesome. That's cool. Different strokes for different folks. |
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Apr 7, 2019 23:43:46 GMT -5
That match ruined my life
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Apr 7, 2019 23:46:54 GMT -5
He looked kinda sad being driven on the back of a dune buggy by Beetlejuice. I'm picturing a downtrodden Triple H on the back of a dune buggy, legs hanging off it, while an over the top playing to the crowd Beetlejuice drives. Quite the image. |
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 7, 2019 23:53:16 GMT -5
HHH used the wrong theme.
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Post by froggyfrog on Apr 7, 2019 23:56:30 GMT -5
Dude needs to go full executive at this point. If a story is there sure wrestle, but stop trying to force stuff with your old buddies. Mania 34 match was good, but everything since has been ass.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 7, 2019 23:58:00 GMT -5
I enjoyed it, f*** it
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