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Post by realist on Apr 9, 2019 9:00:09 GMT -5
In a new post, "Asshole" Billy Graham urges Kofi Kingston to get on steroids:
I am sure Vince will sit Kofi down and say, “Now Kofi, you listen to every word the Superstar has to say about your run as the first African born WWE World Heavyweight Champion.” Congratulations to Kofi for winning the most important Title in pro wrestling history….sorry you NWA guys…. Notice the word “Heavyweight” in his Title…so my man, I urge you to start doing some steroids and add about 50 pounds of solid muscle to your championship body. Vince wont care, honestly. Actually he would be quite pleased with the muscular transformation, as I predict that you young man will have the longest run as WWE champ in modern-day history. Then in just a short time while you are red hot and the fans are celebrating your win, your 2 former partners in crime, E and Woods get jealous and turn on you. In my day there would be some blood in that double cross on you but God forbid….not now. You then have Daniel Bryan for rematches and your two former partners as opponents. The final suggestion, is to get all of my promo material together that you can find in the WWE’s vast library and study my promos. You must be an entertainer as well as a wrestler my man and best of luck with your run!!! S.B.G.
There is no defense for this. This dude is a complete piece of shit. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 9:03:11 GMT -5
LOL
Dude literally tells him to get on steroids and rip off the SBG persona. Amazing.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 9, 2019 9:04:30 GMT -5
Dude is in "Russo says things" territory where the IWC should stop paying him attention fullstop.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Apr 9, 2019 9:05:37 GMT -5
I was thinking that Kofi finally winning the title was great and all but it would be much more enjoyable if he looked like Scott Steiner
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Post by mcstoklasa on Apr 9, 2019 9:05:59 GMT -5
Lol
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Post by Crow Dust on Apr 9, 2019 9:06:14 GMT -5
This may be the greatest thing I have ever read the fact that his advice boils down to get on the gas and rip me off pure greatness
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Apr 9, 2019 9:07:08 GMT -5
I can't believe the Graham is lucid enough to follow the storylines, to be honest.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Apr 9, 2019 9:09:28 GMT -5
So my takeaway here is to listen to every word he said and do the opposite.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 9, 2019 9:10:46 GMT -5
"It worked wonders for my liver and the ball joint in my hip."
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Post by realist on Apr 9, 2019 9:11:14 GMT -5
I wish that Kofi would respond with something like, "No thanks, I want to keep my liver. You know how that is..."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 9, 2019 9:20:28 GMT -5
I'd love it if Kofi showed up with Lashley's body all of a sudden and no one even mentions it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 9:23:03 GMT -5
Is 'I urge you to start doing some steroids' too long to fit as a board name?
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Post by Hot Noodle Truck on Apr 9, 2019 9:26:41 GMT -5
Dude is in "Russo says things" territory where the IWC should stop paying him attention fullstop. My grandparents used to rant about how Graham was an absolute asshole whenever he showed up and I see why. This definitely screams of "give me attention." |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 9, 2019 9:27:06 GMT -5
Kofi, would you like some steroids?
Kofi, would you like some an-a-bol?
Kofi, would you like some steroids?
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Apr 9, 2019 9:33:43 GMT -5
Has he even watched the New Day?
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 9, 2019 9:34:45 GMT -5
...Jesus Christ, Superstar!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 9, 2019 9:35:22 GMT -5
Graham. Your own f***ing wife said that she resents you abusing steroids for years because it made you erratic and because you couldn’t give her children.
It also destroyed your hip and your liver to the point that you would’ve died if you didn’t get a new liver.
I’m not the biggest fan of Kofi but I’m sure he’s fine with not touching that shit.
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 9, 2019 9:35:26 GMT -5
"Kofi Kingston, congrats, jack! But ya need the gas to pump up that back!! The roids, the clear, the cream and you'll be greater than even The American Dream!! Seek out the Dragon! Learn the fighting arts! Be the man from Calcutta, the man from Hong Kong! Learn the Martial skills and do no wrong!!"
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 9, 2019 9:41:45 GMT -5
"I urge you to start doing some steroids and add about 50 pounds of solid muscle to your championship body. Vince wont care, honestly. Actually he would be quite pleased with the muscular transformation, as I predict that you young man will have the longest run as WWE champ in modern-day history."
Seeing how that record used to belong to CM Punk, I somehow doubt that one, Billy.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Apr 9, 2019 9:41:54 GMT -5
Yeah, SBG's advice is obviously hot garbage. But....it would elevate Kofi's look if he added just a small amount of mass though. He looked great in 2008 when he first debuted (assuming if he wasn't taking anything at the time).
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