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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 20:31:51 GMT -5
I miss when my only complaints about Lars were the stupid "Lars" on the back of his trunks and his finisher.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 9, 2019 20:31:53 GMT -5
What the hell, i thought Lars was supposed to be like big and shit. He's... he's ... he's short!?
Lashley is like twice the size of this goober
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Post by Chiral on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:05 GMT -5
Even if this dude didn't have the racist stuff there just isn't a whole lot to him. It's 2007 gross Snitsky again in red undies and no kneepads
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:23 GMT -5
I've never seen a crowd chant "You Can't Wrestle" to a dude who's done a total of 8 moves over 2 nights. Not 8 different moves but 8 moves total.
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:24 GMT -5
"Physical anomaly." Strange, he doesn't look like Brock Lesnar.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:37 GMT -5
LMAO @ the only time the crowd really reacted during that, was when they hyped Becky being next.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:40 GMT -5
Lars = Toni Stormfront
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Post by Indiana Miz on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:43 GMT -5
Wasn't Lars nearly 300 lbs. on Raw, but tonight he weighs 330?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:47 GMT -5
Lars needs an evil Gnome gimmick. That would 100% get him over.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:49 GMT -5
Lars beating up the Hardy Boys just like when Brock Lesnar did when he first showed up And Kane!
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Post by Macho Pichu on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:53 GMT -5
Lars vs Brock has to be a thing at some point. Not because I want it, but because I think WWE sees it.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:57 GMT -5
This dude Lars has a bad moveset. Diving Headbutt should be banned, and The Freak Accident looks like a really bad Urinage. He had this issue in NXT. Don't see why he can't just have a Chokeslam, Powerbomb, hell he could make a Bearhug look good.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 9, 2019 20:32:59 GMT -5
THE APRICITY'S FAVORITE SON favorite son of r/TheD NOOOOOOPE NEVERMIND
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 20:33:35 GMT -5
Lars is the only dude in the company with a worse smile than Kona Reeves. Close your mouth bruh lmao.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 20:34:01 GMT -5
Boo, Becky Lynch!
Bring back The IIconics!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 9, 2019 20:34:22 GMT -5
Well, at least you reminded me Toni Storm exists. Every cloud really does have a silver lining.
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Apr 9, 2019 20:34:32 GMT -5
Remember when Corey hated Becky because she was a rock poser
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 9, 2019 20:34:34 GMT -5
Wasn't Lars nearly 300 lbs. on Raw, but tonight he weighs 330? He ate Kurt Angle last night.
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Post by Prince Petty on Apr 9, 2019 20:34:41 GMT -5
What the hell, i thought Lars was supposed to be like big and shit. He's... he's ... he's short!? Lashley is like twice the size of this goober Exactly the problem with 'monsters' from NXT. Most guys in developmental seem to be smaller, so it's easy to use a larger than average guy as a big, dominant heel. Trouble is, on the main roster there are still loads of bigger guys. f***ing Randy Orton is taller than the Great White Hype.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 20:34:45 GMT -5
Even if this dude didn't have the racist stuff there just isn't a whole lot to him. It's 2007 gross Snitsky again in red undies and no kneepads He just needs gross teeth and stilted promos about how everyone else's pain is his pleasure.
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