🔴 RAW Thread 04/15/19: Le Superstar Shakeup

[mattperiolat]

Swear to God, at my Raw, I’m leading a “War Raiders!” chant if they don’t abort this shit.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Does anyone even care about the wrestling at this point? We just watched two mens careers die in real time.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

I appreciate Zack buying gear that matches Curt’s.

[Sicho100]

Apr 15, 2019 19:30:05 GMT -5 @sigmax said:

DREAD PIRATE TRIANGLE HAT HAS ARRIVED MATIES!

*cries and locks her in NXT forever*

OH MY GOD!! IT'S THE YACHT EXPERIENCE!

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Apr 15, 2019 19:29:16 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

Apr 15, 2019 19:28:28 GMT -5 @kn said:

Who are you talking about?

I don't know of any of the superstars you've just named. By Apollo Crews do you mean Apollo or is that a sex technique Apollo uses?

f***ing marks calling guys by their indy names. His name is Planetary Jim.

Planetary Jim needs that galaxy push.

[Pushed to the Moon]

I love these on the nose team names. I can't wait for the shield to face "Two Baldies and a Long Hair" later on.

[Big DSR Energy]

Apr 15, 2019 19:29:05 GMT -5 4TheGlory said:

His gear still says ROWE on it

That's just what he does on a viking boate.

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Apr 15, 2019 19:26:46 GMT -5 Pushed to the Moon said:

Apr 15, 2019 19:25:41 GMT -5 @kn said:

Undisputed Era is just gonna be ERA huh? I already know it.

P sure they're called the "Four friends experience".

No buys unless this is their theme with three awkwardly dubbed to say four instead.

[Moppy]

Honestly I embrace the silly side of wrestling and mostly the booking never tends to bother me.

Having said that I do get unnecessarily annoyed by all the name changes.

But the Viking Experience? Ivar and Eric? I can't stop laughing.

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Apr 15, 2019 19:29:05 GMT -5 4TheGlory said:

His gear still says ROWE on it

[Ringmaster]

I flipped. I can't.

This isn't worth it anymore. The phobic nature they have against NXT, I'm sure Stormfront Lars will show up again.

I need to keep myself WWE free (sans NXT). For those still enjoying this, Please keep doing so.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

I feel like Vince does it on purpose at this point.

"Hey Hunter, you like your toy?"

"Yeah, Pop. I really do, thanks!"

"Do you like it now that I've shoved it up my ass?"

"...no..."

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Apr 15, 2019 19:29:21 GMT -5 edgestar said:

Apr 15, 2019 19:28:28 GMT -5 Gawk Rivers said:

"These two got that Viking Experience under their belt"

is...is the viking experience their cocks

Yes.

God it’s so long.

(what? I’m talking about one dudes beard...I can’t keep my Vikings straight right now. Too busy laughing at this name change development still...)

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Black like that one kid in hign school who looks like a loner but he's actually cool with all the social cliques so he gets invited to hella parties where he just chills in the corner.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Ricochet completely whiffed on that moonsault.

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That Ricochet/Dawson spot could've ended really badly.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

"HAWKINS IS GETTING THE EXPERIENCE"

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS HORRIBLE.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

The.

Viking.

Experience!

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Why has this match gone on this long? Just end this shit already.

Even if they weren't the goddamn Viking Experience they'd already not feel special at all due to how drawn out this has been.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Apr 15, 2019 19:32:16 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

"HAWKINS IS GETTING THE EXPERIENCE"

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS HORRIBLE.

If by horrible you mean fxxxing amazing.