Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:04 GMT -5
Raw being unfamiliar territory is such a weird thing to say. Oh no the ropes are red?!?! WHAT THE f***? HOW DO I DO MOVES AGAIN? HELP ME JIMMY!
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Post by Helen of Jasper Troy on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:08 GMT -5
Can Cole get sent to All-American Wrestling? I'm stoked for Driver 88 to get called up
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:09 GMT -5
"Roode was US Champion on Smackdown, he came to RAW and... things changed for him"
Yeah he turned into a jobber, lmfao.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:10 GMT -5
I just want him to be kill-dudes-with-suplex man. Is that too much to ask? is that, like, half of what people bitch about in RE; Bork? Presumably, Gable does a bunch of different suplexes. Not just the same one 50 million times.
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MrElijah
Crow T. Robot
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:20 GMT -5
I keep reading that Skoden sign as Suikoden. GIVE US SUIKODEN VI KONAMI, YOU RAT BASTARDS "What's that? You want more pachinko, motherf***er?!"
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:35 GMT -5
Roode and Gable are the worst. SHOOSH. the SHOOSH experience?
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:40 GMT -5
There’s nother sadder than a wrestler trying and failing to get something over ironically. Let alone trying to for an entire run, failing, then trying *again* in his next heel run. I'm thinking at this point that Shoosh is actually a loving tribute to his grandma Shoosh Gable Goddamn. That Benjamin/Gable team. Has there been a moment where Gable hasn’t sucked on the main roster?
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:47 GMT -5
"Hi, is Sasha there" "Who?" "Sasha Banks" "Never heard of her" "Sasha, I know your voice, that's you!" "I'm not Sasha Banks, I'm Sasha...Spanx. Yeah, that's it. Sasha Spanx." "Oh, I'm sorry to disturb you, Ms. Spanx" Sasha Spanx is gimmick change I can get behind.
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Post by Celexa Bliss on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:49 GMT -5
Randomizer picks update:
Going to Raw tonight:
Picks from Smackdown: Big E Killian Dain Karl Anderson Jeff Hardy R-Truth Sheamus Primo Colón Jimmy Uso Becky Lynch Harper Asuka Charlotte Flair Xavier Woods Luke Gallows Sin Cara
Picks from NXT: Danny Burch Deonna Purazzo Jaxson Ryker
Free Agent Placement(I did four each, since there are eight total): EC3 Aleister Black Ricochet Lacey Evans
...it could be going better lol
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 20:19:53 GMT -5
I hope Bayley's partner ends up being Carmella since they're best friends IRL. They couldn't possibly click worse than Bayley & Sasha, could they?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 20:20:05 GMT -5
There’s nother sadder than a wrestler trying and failing to get something over ironically. Let alone trying to for an entire run, failing, then trying *again* in his next heel run. I'm thinking at this point that Shoosh is actually a loving tribute to his grandma Shoosh Gable Which makes the prospect of Gable randomly yelling out his grandmas name at the audience somehow tolerable and hilarious
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Apr 15, 2019 20:20:07 GMT -5
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
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Post by jagilki on Apr 15, 2019 20:20:15 GMT -5
oh wait, maybe Naomi teams with Bayley then The Butt and Hug Experience?
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MrElijah
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 15, 2019 20:20:50 GMT -5
That's what we're calling Akuma now?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 20:20:56 GMT -5
Let alone trying to for an entire run, failing, then trying *again* in his next heel run. I'm thinking at this point that Shoosh is actually a loving tribute to his grandma Shoosh Gable Goddamn. That Benjamin/Gable team. Has there been a moment where Gable hasn’t sucked on the main roster? The one time he went solo to face Kurt “I’m your real father” Angle.
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Post by Indiana Miz on Apr 15, 2019 20:20:56 GMT -5
I wish they still did the draft just to see the reaction when The Colons get chosen.
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Timeless Hayterade
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Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Apr 15, 2019 20:21:07 GMT -5
"Raw is unfamiliar territory for the Usos." "The Usos were part of the red brand before."
Make up your f***ing mind.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 15, 2019 20:21:26 GMT -5
THIS f***ING SHOW THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE!!!!
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 15, 2019 20:21:27 GMT -5
Cole: "Starting to get Uso Crazy."
F*** off, Cole
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 20:21:30 GMT -5
I hope Bayley's partner ends up being Carmella since they're best friends IRL. They couldn't possibly click worse than Bayley & Sasha, could they? They can probably make it work. I feel like Bayley hasn't been herself since the NXT days.
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